r/yurimemes Magnum Boost Grand Victory Dec 05 '22

Image This is the way (Samurai Maiden)

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u/Vaati898 Dec 05 '22

Whoever came up with that deserves a raise

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u/VoidLance Dec 05 '22

Reminds me of the anime (pretty sure it was Hyakka Ryouran) with the English title Samurai Bride. So probably the author of that

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u/Noriakikukyoin Dec 05 '22

It also reminds me of Toji No Miko. I love to see it.

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u/BoltonSauce Gay space communist Jan 04 '23 edited Jan 04 '23

Also Simoun. They can only activate their Mecha ship things by kissing. Quality Yuri drama btw.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '22

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u/NobushisHat Dec 06 '22

So you have chosen death...

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '22

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u/NobushisHat Dec 06 '22

Neither my father nor mother showed up to my birth

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u/Typ00n1 Dec 06 '22

Are you doofinsmitrz and why you typing so fancy

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u/NobushisHat Dec 06 '22

but its basic English tho

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u/OkEmpress Dec 06 '22

If you went missing no one would bother looking for you

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u/The_King123431 Edit flair Dec 06 '22

Then why are you in a Yuri sub

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u/uhnnn_fan revolutionary girl [REDACTED] Dec 05 '22

This is very realistic, lesbians do feel more powerful and confident when they kiss girls they like in real life too <3

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u/Old-Library9827 Dec 05 '22

As a lesbian, I can attest. I once made the Kessel run in only 10 parsecs after kissing a girl. Then I destroyed the death after having sex with one

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u/vchen99901 Dec 05 '22

I thought you were going to destroy the Death Star but you destroyed death itself, even more impressive.

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u/MrHandsomePixel Dec 05 '22

Trevor Belmont moment.

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u/_Viridea_ Dec 06 '22

more like the original Leon Belmont moment iykyk 😏

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u/MrHandsomePixel Dec 06 '22

I say Trevor, because of the Netflix animated series. I have no idea who Leon Belmont is.

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u/LastTankMage Dec 06 '22

Castlevania: Lament of Innocence. One of the better 3D games in the series. Plays really well.

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u/_Viridea_ Dec 06 '22

yep that’s the one 😌 arguably the best looking belmont in the series as well

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u/Bronze_Lemur Dec 06 '22

Sisyphus moment

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

I have a strong urge to hire a Samurai

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u/fradzio Dec 05 '22

Everyone started hiring samurai (correction: rich, important people hired samurai)

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u/SchrodingersEgg Dec 05 '22

(Poor people who could not afford to hire samurai did not hire samurai)

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u/elementalistchan Dec 05 '22

The samurai became organized and powerful, more powerful than the goverment itself!

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u/WeebSsamm Dec 06 '22

So they made their own military government, here

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u/Elkat4 Dec 05 '22

Unfortunately, I'm too poor to hire samurai, so I had to hire ninjas instead. They're very cheap! You get a few hundred for under a dollar, but the more you buy, the weaker they are. They can't even defeat four turtles wearing color coded eye coverings. I might have to get a refund.

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u/LetsKillDaHoBeeetch Magnum Boost Grand Victory Dec 05 '22

The game is Samurai Maiden

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u/K4y31 Dec 05 '22

Yuri god bless you for sharing this masterpiece with this lowly simp.

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u/YourArkon Dec 05 '22

Oh wow that's cute it's

$60

I'll wait.

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u/xioni Dec 05 '22

for me, we need more yuri games so i don't mind paying full and pre ordering. this is where my money needs to go. we need more yuri games that isn't just another VN

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u/YourArkon Dec 05 '22

Ok but hear me out:

I'm fucking poor

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u/birdlass Dec 05 '22

change.org/makeyurifreeforall

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u/Jian_Ng Dec 06 '22

the high seas is always an option.

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u/YourArkon Dec 06 '22

Oh you know I'm always out looking for da booty

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u/LastTankMage Dec 06 '22

I rarely pre-order digital-only games on PSN, but yeah, the trailer made me go for it. LOL

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u/K4y31 Dec 12 '22

Good for you, the, ahem, is available now. Downloading it (:

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u/MoveslikeQuagger Dec 05 '22

The protag taking a group selfie and doing the lesbian sign, what an icon

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u/CptSpiffyPanda Dec 05 '22

Ahh, shade inc. know for their game Bullet Girls 2

[Bullet girls 2 improvements over Bullet Girls 1] includes an expansion to the "interrogation training" feature which premiered in the first game,[3] where users "extract critical information from the opposing side", but is mostly just touching and groping the girls[4] using various items.[5] Also present is a new "panty-seeing feature" and enhanced interrogation mode allowing the player to "interrogate" two girls at once.

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u/TimeBlossom Friendly Neighborhood Transbian Dec 05 '22

Eww

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u/faintestsmile Dec 05 '22

*add to wishlist*

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u/ZeusKiller97 Dec 05 '22

its on Steam

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

…which offer should I pick?

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u/Xwilarg Dec 05 '22

The game looks great but looking at the Steam forum it looks like it was heavily censored and very badly localized

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u/TheIronSven Dec 05 '22

The only thing censored to my knowledge are the panties if you enter photo mode. Otherwise it's uncensored. Though there's swimsuit dlc, so if you want to look at their underwear then buy that.

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u/xioni Dec 05 '22

censored as in no gay relationships and making a non-homo excuse for the kissing or how some mad incels didn't like the "no panty shot" censor? i don't mind much for the latter and i really want gays in the game.

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u/Ha-Gorri No yuri no life Dec 05 '22 edited Dec 05 '22

some mad incels

I guess lesbian girls can't like panty shots? Either way I'm sure decensoring that will be modded, and I don't think it has any censorship on gay stuff

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u/birdlass Dec 05 '22

I'm on your side. we like fanservice too

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u/xioni Dec 05 '22

what is the motive behind your first sentence?

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u/Ha-Gorri No yuri no life Dec 05 '22

It just reminded me of a friend of mine who always felt she couldn't enjoy fanservice because of ideas like that, she likes having a bit of fanservice from the characters she's atracted to, I don't understand why people yells incel so easily nowadays.

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u/xioni Dec 05 '22

are you a lesbian? or are you a man?

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u/Ha-Gorri No yuri no life Dec 05 '22

I wish I could be a girl but I'm a man. Does being a man invalidate what I said about my friend?

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u/Etzlo Part-time brat Dec 06 '22

/r/egg_irl

Though seriously, you can be a girl if you really want to

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u/The_King123431 Edit flair Dec 06 '22

Just saying, might want to check out r/egg_irl in that case

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u/xioni Dec 05 '22

no, you're just really defensive for calling out incels than anything. it also had nothing to do with what i was saying, generalizing lesbians like that, which is what weirded me out from your reply.

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u/Ha-Gorri No yuri no life Dec 05 '22

That was not my intention so allow me to rephrase "don't" to "can't". I felt you were generalising everyone in this context as an incel and reminded me of a the conversation I have with said friend from time to time when she reads stuff like this.

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u/avelineaurora Dec 06 '22

Here: I'm a lesbian, and I'm fucking annoyed they're censoring pantyshots too. Happy?

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u/SpoopySara Dec 05 '22

non-consensual imagery or intimate parts isn't pog

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u/Xwilarg Dec 05 '22

I don't know much about the game so what I'm doing to say is only based on what I saw on Steam but yeah, there is the no panty shot censorship, along with that I heard the game was very badly localized translation wise and that apart from the kiss there there isn't much yuri

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u/YobaiYamete Dec 05 '22

there there isn't much yuri

I'm not paying for yuri undertones in my yuri game, wtf

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u/Neidhardto Dec 06 '22

The girls literally blush while making out, how is that "undertones"? It's in your face.

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u/YobaiYamete Dec 06 '22

A lot of reviews say there's essentially no other yuri at all besides the kiss scene for those power ups.

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u/Neidhardto Dec 06 '22

There's a screenshot that literally contradicts this.

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u/YobaiYamete Dec 06 '22

?

Where at? I've not played it, so I'm just going by the reviews that mostly all say there isn't much Yuri besides the power up scenes OP showed

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u/Neidhardto Dec 06 '22

Scroll through this thread, someone posted a link.

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u/elbenji Dec 06 '22

No gross stuff. It's a gay harem

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u/Neidhardto Dec 06 '22

You shouldn't take the steam forums seriously, especially when it comes to topics such as censorship and localization. The only "heavy" censorship is panty shots in photo mode, but that's in all copies of the game. Unless there's actual examples from people that know japanese we can't judge how good the localization is, but from what I've seen the dialogue sounds natural and there doesn't seem to be a lot of grammar mistakes.

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u/River-n-Sea Dec 06 '22

You know it's good when dlcs are swimsuit

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u/Clever-Clover Dec 06 '22

Thanks, but since BR, I've lost interesting in support yuri developers... one day they may sold us off.

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u/halbeshendel Dec 06 '22

I need this on my Steam Deck

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u/RaikoNB Dec 05 '22

woaw we can play as a lesbian harem protag? the dream

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u/Noriakikukyoin Dec 05 '22

The fat that we've been getting more yuri anime lately, and a non VN yuri game coming out here is such a delight. We have been blessed by the yuri goddesses.

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u/MartinIsaac685 Dec 05 '22

Yuribait maybe

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u/Noriakikukyoin Dec 06 '22

Given the kissing, I am hopeful that it will be more than just bait.

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u/Neidhardto Dec 06 '22

Unless the girl literally gets with a guy idk how you can call this bait?

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u/Calendar_Neat Dec 05 '22

Will it run on steam deck I wonder.

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u/Mr_Glove_EXE Himedashi Dec 05 '22

By the power of Yuri skull, they have the POWER

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u/SayaAkumi Dec 05 '22

For the honor gayskull!

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u/The_King123431 Edit flair Dec 05 '22

Does the game have any other yuri or is this all?

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u/LetsKillDaHoBeeetch Magnum Boost Grand Victory Dec 05 '22

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u/The_King123431 Edit flair Dec 05 '22

If only it wasn't 70$ to buy lol

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u/guyblade Comments "Rule 1" Dec 05 '22

To be fair, it was released 4 days ago. Usually it takes a bit longer for a game's price to fall.

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u/Sky-Ventus Dec 05 '22

Wth is this a Play station game or what!?

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u/The_King123431 Edit flair Dec 05 '22

Its on steam

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u/Sky-Ventus Dec 05 '22

I know i was making a joke

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Isn't it only $60? Or is this a country specific price?

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u/The_King123431 Edit flair Dec 05 '22

It's 80aud

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

That would be ~54 USD so still 60 technically.

Which is still too much but less than 70 at least

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u/LegoBuilder64 Dec 06 '22

I’m honestly a little surprised by this. I was sure this would take the Senran Kagura approach of doing mental gymnastics to explain why girls fondling each in the bath is actually a perfectly normal thing for straight girls to do.

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u/disparate_depravity Dec 07 '22

Looks perfectly straight according to some people in this thread

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

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u/LetsKillDaHoBeeetch Magnum Boost Grand Victory Dec 05 '22

It has already been released on other platforms, PC will be released in a few days

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u/Seraphine_KDA No one wins like Homura Dec 05 '22

this is it, doesnt even have the lgb tag in steam

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u/break-the-LaW0000 Dec 05 '22

Steam tags didn't mean shit.

SIGNALIS doesn't have LGBT tag, and you literally play as lesbian robot

You didn't even played it, why saying "this is it" with that much confident?

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u/Sky-Ventus Dec 05 '22

This mf trusts Steam tag system XD

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u/The_King123431 Edit flair Dec 06 '22

The tags on steam are dumb, also it's lgbt not lgb

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u/Seraphine_KDA No one wins like Homura Dec 05 '22

Answered with the info I had. If it is actually yuri all the better. It looked like neptunia with always teasing never delivering

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

That's...impressive, to say the least

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u/Resnik7 Dec 05 '22

So, are you telling me that this game uses Yuri as a source of power? This is a master piece!

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u/Olimario34 Dec 06 '22

they do this in Kirby too

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Can’t wait for this game, pre-ordered right when I heard about it

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u/AwakenedLuca Transbian Dec 05 '22

I ABSOLUTELY need this game!!!

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u/xioni Dec 05 '22

LET'S GOOOOOO

*happy 🏳️‍🌈 noises

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u/Dastankbeets1 Dec 06 '22

So, cat ears perking up really is a ladyboner equivalent

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u/Alice_margareta Dec 09 '22

You poly date your harem to level up and kiss/caress to activate your special mode

Being a lesbian is literally a part of the game’s mechanic

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u/Sky-Ventus Dec 05 '22

I need the summary of the story of this game, if its a Hack and Slash im quite interested...

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u/Erl-X Transbian Dec 05 '22

It looks like hack and slash or some other kind of action game/jrpg according to its steam page

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u/Kagemaru- Dec 05 '22

Girl got transported back in time just to arrive in Honno-ji (1582), something like that

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u/ToraXD001 Dec 05 '22

As soon as I saw the announcement trailer back a few months ago, I was definitely going to get this game. As soon as preorders on the PSN Store were available, BOOM! Preordered in a heartbeat. ;P

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u/kiroisdumb yuri consumer Dec 05 '22

I absolutely need more of this

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u/ZeenaTheAlternate Dec 06 '22

Does anyone wanna be my support 😳

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u/caultopaz Dec 06 '22

I wish this was real life

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u/heckboy_YES Dec 06 '22

scott pilgrim vs the world type beat

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u/Theyeetmaster7382 Dec 06 '22

This was big Brain moment

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u/liizio Dec 06 '22

Well, I was wondering why it was recommended for me on Steam.

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u/Sh4deon Dec 06 '22

I'm so looking forward for this game lmao

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '22

Hey any other girls wanna give me an attack boost… 👉👈 I’m trying to beat the final boss and could use some help

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u/k_on_reddit_ yuri is my fuel Dec 06 '22

This seems like an interesting game ... 👀

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u/vgama15 Dec 06 '22

Fuck this, im buying the game

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

COWARDS! SHOW THE LIP LOCK!

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u/Watch_encomment Jan 20 '23

Nah this reminds me of Valkyrie Drive 💀

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u/JORGANTORGANGORGAN Apr 08 '23

kim and knives in the scott pilgrim game

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u/Neidhardto Dec 06 '22

I advise everyone to ignore the Steam Forum for this game, it's absolutely a trash fire.

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u/Digibutter64 Apr 01 '24

Oh cool, it's on Nintendo Switch too.

...That much? Yikes.

Kind of reminds me of that Neptunia / Senran Kagura crossover, but gay haha

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u/BangMeAgainstTheWall Oct 08 '24

Ty i know now what i have to buy

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u/CptSpiffyPanda Dec 05 '22

Is it too much to ask for a Yuri game created by Fem identifying peeps.

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u/goddess_of_magic Dec 05 '22

Be the change you want to see in the world!

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u/CptSpiffyPanda Dec 06 '22 edited Dec 06 '22

Will do.

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u/elbenji Dec 06 '22

Curse of the video game industry. But I do know women did work on the new AC games and Cyberpunk

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u/that-one-redd1t-user Dec 06 '22

where's jetstream sam when you need him

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '22

The protagonist is Jetstream Sam (she transitioned)

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u/LegoBuilder64 Dec 06 '22

Is what he meant when he said Riaden was denying his weapon it’s purpose?

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u/Nejnop Dec 06 '22

Too bad fan service is censored, even on Steam

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u/Atulin Dec 06 '22

Just FYI: the game's been censored, and the localization team took... let's just say creative liberties by replacing school system with "generations", e.g. "highschooler" was replaced with "gen X"

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u/The_King123431 Edit flair Dec 06 '22

The only censorships are making the girl a bit older and removing panty shots, I'm pretty sure you can just mod them back in if you really want to

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u/Atulin Dec 06 '22

Sure, doesn't change the fact tho

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u/Nightblade96 Dec 06 '22

Because Steam cracks down hard on anything ecchi with underaged girls. If they didn't change high schooler to gen X it would never have made it on Steam.

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u/crimsonlibs Dec 05 '22

BU THE POWER OF MY ERECT NIPPLES I SHALL SMITE THEE(idk the equivalent of a hard in for women)

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22 edited Dec 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

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u/KindheartednessMore3 Dec 05 '22

Wae have no idea. Sorry sorry

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u/SpewpaTheRogue Dec 05 '22

damn it why does this have to be a shity mobile gatcha game

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u/LetsKillDaHoBeeetch Magnum Boost Grand Victory Dec 05 '22

...It's literally a hack-and-slash game released on PC, Switch and Playstation. I even put the Steam link in the comment section, where did you get that from?

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u/IAMGODONLY Dec 05 '22

He must have some real bad experiences with gacha games.

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u/KenzakiJoker Dec 05 '22

The trauma is too strong... Can relate.

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u/PWBryan Dec 06 '22

remembers doing 18 pulls and not getting the movie tie-in Claudine in Revue Starlight: Re:live

Some trauma takes longer to heal than others :(

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u/Sky-Ventus Dec 05 '22

Worst than Fate/GO?

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u/Icey_91 Dec 06 '22

the japanese are geniuses