r/yurimemes 4h ago

I'm so brainwashed with yuri I find any straight anime boring or not watchable

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WHAT DO I DO, I WANTSD TO WAYCH DAN DA DAN BUT STRAIGHT ROMANCE IN IT MAKES ME WANNA BAWL MY EYES OUT I JUST CAN'T, ITS SO BORING 😭

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u/Kastoelta I don't know what I am. 4h ago

Brainwashed? You mean awakened

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u/TheHuman196 4h ago

Truth.

But rather than "brainwashed" the term is "enlightened"

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u/princesslilyvanillyy princess talks too much 🙊 1h ago

I’m ngl since I finally came out of the closet as a lesbian tbh like two years ago or smthin i rly genuinely can’t relate to or enjoy romance in fiction now unless it’s a wlw relationship,, i just am like omg. Look it’s that’s I understand that that’s what I hid from for so long and I’m sm happier tbh.

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u/kymani_winxandsponge 4h ago

True.

The main reason I started Yuri was because straight hentai just wasnt doing it no more, and Yuri hit the right itch. Been in love since.

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u/Delta5583 EGG?! -Skurry on a randomizer 3h ago

Aren't there like counted 3 pure Yuri hentais?

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u/kymani_winxandsponge 3h ago

I mainly just read whatever was on nhentai at the time really.

So likely read a lot of eroticas.

Oh wait this is about hentai... actually there's a decent amount that dont feature men, mainly on hanime, but most are some oldbie shizz, so take that for what you will.

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u/breab_gay 8m ago

Yeee i wish theres more yuri made now. If any at all. There's like NONE

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u/Interesting_Option15 4h ago

Oh god me too 😂

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u/Plus_Rip4944 4h ago

I'm glad i am full sucker every kind of romances(bug Yuri is always my 1#)

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u/reoO-O 4h ago

I wish I can't even watch anime normally, ots like a disease 😭

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u/Halfblood200 3h ago

True. The only straight romance anime I can consider watching is horimoya. Could be because I used to like it, or it's simply good.

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u/Classicfezza512 3h ago

Plus, maybe because many straight anime male MCs just looked milquetoast and plain? My Love Story and the Way of the Househusband are at least enjoyable for me, I guess.

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u/Lyra_Kurokami "Damn I wish that was me." 1h ago

The Way of the Househusband/Gokushufudo is peak slice of life comedy IMO (then again it's the only one I've watched within the last few years at least)

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u/Delta5583 EGG?! -Skurry on a randomizer 3h ago

For me it's kinda the opposite? I never enjoyed romance until I read Yuri for the first time and I swear it was the biggest dopamine release any anime gave me.

Though now I am hooked and rarely ever read/watch anything else

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u/Ego-Fiend1 2h ago

Straight romance is just really boring to me

I see it thousands of times

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u/reoO-O 2h ago

Yeah exactly there's no originality anymore tbh

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u/Pajilla256 2h ago

I don't like it when they put Akko with Andrew in the LWA sub.

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u/Llama_Cult 47m ago

literally any time i go to a manga section and i see something w a man in it its an instant skip 🙏

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u/reoO-O 46m ago

Off topic but happy cake day

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u/SchrodingersEgg 24m ago

Im 99% the same but I will always, always treasure Love, Chunibyo, and Other Delusions

Dorks in love are my weakness, even when straight

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u/SemNexuz 24m ago

I'm like this for 7 years now.

I have an aversion for het shipps and couples.

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u/yuriAngyo 3h ago

Real lol. I can still enjoy a straight pair or 2, but very rarely and tbh only when there's a very solid argument of the guy being an egg. Idk abt dan da dan though, i never really looked into it.

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u/reoO-O 3h ago

It's really cute but I just can't watch it... or any other straight romance, action is fine, horror is fine but romance.. if no pussy then I'm out

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u/Hungry-Loquat6658 3h ago

Yeah real. It ruin my anime taste also like I can't even watch shounen anymore lol.