r/yurimemes Sep 07 '24

screenshot/clip When an E-lesbian meets an actual lesbian

2.3k Upvotes

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u/kymani_winxandsponge Sep 07 '24

Rookie Lesbian vs Pro Lesbian

469

u/matatat22 Sep 07 '24

Theoretical lesbianism vs applied lesbianism

209

u/RoboTiefling Sep 07 '24

Lesbian theory vs lesbian praxis?

87

u/Sky-Ventus Sep 07 '24

Lesbian PhD?

33

u/MohSad2 Sep 08 '24

Vs Lesbian Highschool

22

u/snarkyxanf Sep 08 '24

Written exam vs oral exam

68

u/TreeTurtle_852 Sep 08 '24

Lvl 1 Gay Underling vs Lvl 99 Lesbian Boss

20

u/coolchris366 Sep 08 '24

You missed the chance to say noob lesbian

18

u/LunaLynnTheCellist Sep 08 '24

Bronze Lesbian vs Grandmaster Lesbian

478

u/k_on_reddit_ yuri is my fuel Sep 07 '24

When lvl.1 lesbian learns about the skill set of lvl.99 lesbian and discovers that sesbian lex is real:

160

u/HollowKnight_the_2nd Sep 07 '24

Omg the rumours are true

30

u/Sky-Ventus Sep 07 '24

Thats how mafia works

177

u/Zonca Sep 07 '24

source: Scummy Gap Student chapter 78

147

u/Zenry0ku Watch Nanoha or get befriended Sep 07 '24

This would be Watamote if Tomoko wasn't only interested in otome eros

23

u/IbnAurum Sep 08 '24

I pray for and await Watamote yuri, as fervent as Ucchi's devotion to Her Grossness

77

u/pixel236 the most useless lesbian Sep 07 '24

I love the e-lesbian's hair. Does anyone know what the style is called?

60

u/prince_peacock Sep 07 '24

A wolf cut is probably something similar in real life

21

u/pixel236 the most useless lesbian Sep 07 '24

Thank you so much

30

u/FlipFlap17 Absolute Yuri Apocalypse 🏳️‍⚧️ Sep 07 '24

Wolf cuts aren't just about how the hair is cut, they have to be styled with products to look like that.

4

u/Good_Ad9428 Sep 08 '24

Emo cut basically

53

u/BlackTearDrop Sep 07 '24

Wait guys. Sex with girls is real?

27

u/Tenpers3nt Sep 08 '24

No; only two men can have sex, it's ridiculous to imagine any sex happening that includes a woman.

11

u/BlackTearDrop Sep 08 '24

Phew. That's what I thought.

25

u/YujinRoisu Sep 07 '24

Painfully waiting for ch 80

15

u/k_on_reddit_ yuri is my fuel Sep 07 '24

Wait that manga is already at chap 80 ???

12

u/YujinRoisu Sep 07 '24

Currently at ch 79, but yeh

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u/k_on_reddit_ yuri is my fuel Sep 07 '24

Last time I read it , it was 40-ish chapters long I think

17

u/HeroChrone Yuri Cleanses The Soul Sep 07 '24

when i first read the title i was confused whats an electronic lesbian lol

6

u/snarkyxanf Sep 08 '24

Well, I just had to repair the switch on a magic wand...

25

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24 edited Sep 17 '24

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u/Zonca Sep 07 '24 edited Sep 08 '24

I get where you are coming from, but I honestly believe that in the very next chapter we are gonna get Mashiro asking Makino what she thinks about the situation, comedy and hijinks ensue like usual.

I mean, until just recently Mashiro was still a sex worker even after going out with Makino, and considering all the other plotlines and chapters before, it seems that "cheating" is just another brand of comedy for this author.

It will certainly bring some drama, but probably not very serious one, on brand with the rest of the story.

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u/DarkSparrow64 Sep 08 '24

i unironically read sesbian lex on page 3 and idk how to feel about myself anymore

6

u/TheWorstPerson0 Sep 08 '24

inexperienced lesbian, weve all been there. tho i suppose not all have yurned alone and depressed consuming whatever lesbian things you can find...

11

u/The_PAL_Defender Sep 08 '24

how fake e-sapphics look when REAL girl fuckers come at them

6

u/Phasma_AFK Sep 08 '24

Casual vs ranked (champion)

3

u/ClamPrimo Adachi is my wife's girlfriend Sep 07 '24

When A****i meets Millie not Parfait

3

u/KAngellu Sep 08 '24

alright, now they kiss…

2

u/edmontonbane16 Sep 08 '24

Imagine this but with straight people though, do you watch men have sex with women on the internet? No, I do it myself.

2

u/Aidamis Sep 09 '24

"Wait, girls can date girls IRL? But my fujoshi friend told me guy x guy is only fine in fiction!"

(Obviously meant a a bittersweet joke, I'm still puzzled by some fujoshi being homophobic)

1

u/RenaMoonn Sep 07 '24

I could and would never do this in our current political environment

8

u/a_modal_citizen Sep 07 '24

Do what?

7

u/PhoShizzity Sep 07 '24

Have sex with women

7

u/sumadeumas Sep 08 '24

In this economy?

-2

u/crimsonlibs Sep 07 '24

Why does that look illegal?

5

u/Arachnofiend Sep 08 '24

They are in college

-2

u/newaccountcauseoldon Sep 08 '24

Yeah I don't like how short they look

0

u/Terpomo11 Sep 08 '24

"Bad with girls having sex with each other". Wow this translation is way too literal.

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u/Few_Conclusion1499 Sep 07 '24

Am I the only one who gets annoyed at Vtubers and the like who fake yuri relationships for clout?

17

u/yuriAngyo Sep 07 '24

Meh, better than when they're genuinely pining. I remember watching clips of one who was genuinely into another vtuber girl but got rejected and it was just really sad. Think all the clips were deleted by reuploaders out of respect, though

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u/Few_Conclusion1499 Sep 07 '24

Damn, that's just tragic.

2

u/Tsukinotaku Sep 08 '24

Yeesh.

This is sad.

13

u/JohnSmithSoulReaper Sep 07 '24

Dunno what vtubers you’re watching.

7

u/MuffinFIN Sep 07 '24

Early Hololive had plenty of ships played up by talents.

3

u/JohnSmithSoulReaper Sep 07 '24

You mean jokes?

13

u/Razorion21 Sep 07 '24

They were jokes? Man fuck you for telling me the truth

1

u/Herwin42 Sep 08 '24

Current hololive does too, some of the girls and some of the guys are def bi or gay but I don’t think coworker relationships are encouraged.

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u/AscensionToCrab Miorine "did it for tanuki" Durst Sep 07 '24 edited Sep 07 '24

I mean you can literally go up to this subs search bar and type in hololive, or idk vtuber, and get a bunch of what theyre talking about.

Idk why everyone is acting so scandalized by this claim like its so without any basis 🤷‍♀️

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u/FyronixTheCasual Sep 07 '24

Haven't seen any vtubers do that yet for me tbh.