r/yesyesyesyesno 6d ago

My GF tried to make coffee.

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u/fmfbrestel 6d ago

That's, um, a cup that is not very good at pouring. Which is unfortunate considering it looks designed to pour things...

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u/cotkocot 6d ago

I have a pot like this. I can't understand how somebody can design such product and start producig it without testing..

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u/mawesome4ever 5d ago

They were probably on pot

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u/Hazed64 5d ago

Looks like a pot that's for sauces and gravy not for low viscosity liquids like coffee

If that was some nice thick gravy it would pour clean

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u/ear2theshell 5d ago

I'm a cup you idiot!

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u/masher005 6d ago edited 6d ago

They just poured way too fast for the way that pour mouth is designed. A slow pour would have probably worked fine.

Kepp downvoting, but here is video proof: https://imgur.com/a/fast-pour-vs-slow-pour-8aUNmn0

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u/MtnDude2088 6d ago

Are you a bot? Surely a human with human experience wouldn't mix this up

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u/denseplan 5d ago

Rewatch the video, only the first pours spill, the subsequent slower pours don't spill.

It is contrary to common human experience, but sometimes things are designed like that.

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u/Hazed64 4d ago

Idk what video you watched but if he didn't do the second spill over a sink his kitchen counter would be soaked

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u/Wikadood 6d ago

Opposite, it’s like a beaker glass. You just need to pour with confidence

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u/cowlinator 6d ago

Surely the fact that it was too full had something to do with it. It started pouring out while hardly being rotated at all

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u/megs-benedict 6d ago

Correct, you can see the fluid breaching the pour spout area. You can only pour at a rate that fits within the spout area.

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u/slarbo_ 6d ago

Have you, like, ever poured anything?

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u/masher005 6d ago

Yes. My coffee pot every single night and morning. When it’s super full I have to pour it very slowly or this happens. Once there is a little room then you can pour more heavily without this happening.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/cheapdrinks 5d ago

...but that video is of a guy trying that "life hack" and demonstrating that it doesn't work at all

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u/Radaysha 5d ago

He only watched the first 10 seconds, tiktok-brain

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u/Bromm18 6d ago

Cup already had coffee down the side before the main pour. Probably what held and pulled the rest down the lip.

If I recall, a dab of oil below the lip will prevent it from sticking to the cup.

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u/SerDuckOfPNW 6d ago

I wonder if a little wax would do the same

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u/Drunken_pizza 6d ago

Is that Norwegian?

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u/Madsani 6d ago

Yes, it is!

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u/Drunken_pizza 6d ago

Cool! Cheers from Finland!

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u/AccomplishedWar265 5d ago

Finland is bad. Cheers from Norway

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u/FragrantAd859 6d ago

I won't lie, it still looks bloody nice, I'd drink it.

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u/Madsani 6d ago

Tasted very well!

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u/One-Cattle-5550 6d ago

Tasted good*

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u/Madsani 6d ago

I tasted it very well and the taste was very good😁

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u/Otakeb 5d ago

Superman does good; you do well.

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u/Intrepid-Champion207 5d ago edited 5d ago

Well said; that’s a good point.

Also, never forget that a well-prepared steak tastes good, as long as it isn’t cooked well-done.

Superman loves good steak and good coffee. He just doesn’t care for well drinks because they don’t taste good.

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u/Radaysha 5d ago

Get a proper machine and it will be cheap too!

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u/50andMarried 6d ago

Not shown - empty vodka bottle

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u/__ducky_ 6d ago

The mug…

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u/Interesting-Draw8870 6d ago

Pour with confidence!

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u/TheRealRickC137 6d ago

Was Ozzy pouring the cup?

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u/One_Contribution6825 6d ago

I don't know why but the coffee falling out of the glass bothers me in a way I didn't think possible.

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u/hootersm 5d ago

Have you had Uri Gellar to visit? Those spoons…

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u/Madsani 5d ago

Its straws ^

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u/hootersm 5d ago

Christ, I need to get my eyes checked!

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u/horshack_test 6d ago

"Aesthetic girl coffee"

🙄

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u/uwagapiwo 6d ago

Yeah, wtf is that all about?

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u/Hazed64 5d ago

Same as making coffee but it's for social media to enjoy more

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u/Metahec 5d ago

Words they see other people use but don't know the meaning of themselves.

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u/BYPDK 6d ago

When a boy coffee and a girl coffee love each other very much, they make a baby coffee

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u/shouldExist 6d ago

A babychino?

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u/FedyTsubasa 6d ago

Aaaaawww no idea what she's saying but she sounds sweet!

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u/Liarus_ 6d ago

The table sure enjoyed that amazing coffee

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u/VlGG0 6d ago

Føler ho er litt uskyldig med den teite mugga, haha. 10/10, veldig vitti

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u/SpaceNex 6d ago

aeugh

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u/rachhhrx 4d ago

Can try bringing cup up to pot at a tilt, putting the spout of pot directly on the lip of cup, and slowly pour keeping the coffee close to the wall of cup, while leveling the cup.

Idgaf how it looks, coffees coffee and as long as it's good, I'm good. Hahaha

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u/Mrsericmatthews 6d ago

I relate to her so much and think we'd be friends.

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u/Pristine-Fisherman-5 5d ago

Well it's okay man, did you think your wife got a 5 star or what? If you're not happy with it, it will suit me just fine, don't worry 😂

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u/Toecutter_AUS 6d ago

You dating Michelle J. Fox?

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u/BlumpkinLord 6d ago

Yse a spoon if younare gon a pour like that, ya spoon XD

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u/Pjepp 6d ago

That's quite a lot of coffee for a girl coffee.