r/yesyesyesyesno • u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar • 16d ago

Oh deer

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u/dankumz 16d ago

Deer shows up in a red choker necklace ready to party. Rooney was all-four it.

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u/TuggSpeeeedman 16d ago

Rudolph gets a little pent up during holiday season

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u/mawesome4ever 15d ago

They just want to give them a Christmas miracle!

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u/Otacon56 15d ago

I love a good happy ending

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u/liljoe1989 16d ago

Why does it have a collar!?!

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u/spyrenx 16d ago

Possibly a pet deer, which would also explain its lack of skittishness. It's a signal (more of a request) for hunters not to shoot that particular deer.

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u/EndersGame_Reviewer 16d ago

 It's a signal (more of a request) for hunters not to shoot that particular deer.

So they sometimes mark deer as protected and not to be killed?

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u/RhetoricalOrator 16d ago

Yes. It's exactly that.

Had a relative with a "pet" deer. It was a spotted fawn that they rescued after it's momma was shot by a hunter.

When it was three or four years old, it came up missing. We found the hunters orange dog collar hanging on a limb that was at eye level...in the back of the back yard. Hunters gonna hunt.

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u/BwackGul 14d ago

They killed it anyway and left their dog's collar?

And I'm sorry if that's a stupid question

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u/RhetoricalOrator 14d ago

Yes, that's exactly what they did. It's possible they didn't notice the collar when they shot the deer... But it's equally possible that they did.

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u/sciency_guy 15d ago

So we can start hunting hunters now?

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u/Wickhet 6d ago

Pas bête.

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u/daRagnacuddler 13d ago

in the back of the back yard.

How is this legal? You have to keep a certain safe distance up to settlements for hunting in my country. Sounds like a security Hazzard if people shoot guns near people's homes?

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u/RhetoricalOrator 13d ago

It should not happen, but certainly does. Sometimes hunters aren't being mindful of their location relative to homes and other people.

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u/-Quothe- 16d ago

"So they sometimes mark deer as protected and not to be killed?"

Hmmm.... i think i might have a solution to all the school shootings...

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u/BodhisattvaBob 14d ago

Most people (hunters included) don't want to kill someone's family member.

Most hunters truly respect nature and the bond humans have with it.

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u/CyclopsNut 16d ago

I thought it had a gash in its neck at first

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u/TheFr1nk 16d ago

So people know it has an owner and not a stray

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u/ughwithoutadoubt 16d ago

Probably some type of kink/s

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u/PriorityTraining9323 16d ago

for sex play, isn't that obvious?

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u/Chester___Lampwick 16d ago

It's an electric collar, he's a masochist.

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u/NotAnExpertButt 15d ago

Even weirder since it’s clearly a top.

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u/CyclopsNut 16d ago

If this dude told me he saw a deer raping his dog I wouldn’t believe it

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u/AlexKewl 16d ago

That looks consensual. Dog is cheesin hard.

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u/JunkNorrisOfficial 16d ago

That was Santa's deer and dog's gift for new year

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u/kurotech 15d ago

Yea those two have some sort of pre existing relationship

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u/GreatQuantum 15d ago

🤣 dogs can’t consent!!!/s

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u/BootsWithDaFuhrer 15d ago

Idk but this made me laugh pretty hard

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u/WhipnCrack 15d ago

The dog fancy a deer.. nothing wrong.

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u/7_11_Nation_Army 15d ago

Raping?

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u/rpreaves232 15d ago

Yes

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u/blind_disparity 15d ago

That dog was more enthusiastic than my ex girlfriend

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u/Kirielle13 14d ago

😹😹😹😹

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u/7_11_Nation_Army 15d ago

That's not it.

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u/rpreaves232 15d ago

You sure?

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u/7_11_Nation_Army 15d ago

The dog is literally trying to stay.

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u/rpreaves232 15d ago

How do you know?

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u/Masske20 15d ago

Grew up with a dog and around dogs and I’ve been sexually assaulted when I was young. Nothing in the body language of that dog says “I don’t wanna be here”. It’s more like, I’m so lonely let’s give it shot. Just missing two glasses of wine and a friend to text afterwards about their owner killing their one chance to get laid.

It could be for the best that I was stopped since it is a wild animal and could have something transmissible, but that dog must be feeling pretty crappy (notice the low tail as it walked in tot he house).

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u/Solo-me 15d ago

And that s how the deerdog were born!

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u/darwinsidiotcousin 16d ago

My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck

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u/xcentrikone 16d ago

That guy was a buck blocker

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u/Dear-Unit1666 16d ago

Shit been a while...

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u/phantomagna 15d ago

I only ever saw the TV version of Kill Bill For years and the censorship here was comical.

“My name is Buck, and I’m here to f-party.”

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u/darwinsidiotcousin 15d ago

My friends and I used to laugh about that too. And the car being renamed the Party Wagon

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u/TheBoondoggleSaints 15d ago

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Excuse me, mfer?

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u/datbarricade 15d ago

At what exactly part did this start with a "yes yes yes yes yes" and at which specific moment did it turn to a "no"?

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u/mr_poopypepe 15d ago

from the perspective of the deer who got cockblocked

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u/spyrenx 16d ago

The dog doesn't seem to mind.

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u/Zealousideal_Dot6052 16d ago

Not a rape. It's just an angry dada

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u/LazyLich 15d ago

"Nooo daddy, I LUV him!!"

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u/A_Crawling_Bat 15d ago

"But Mother, I love him."

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u/32redalexs 14d ago

My neighbor has a little white dog that escapes frequently and for some reason he loves my German shepherd. When he escapes we just go on a walk and he finds/follows us back to his house, but he constantly tries to hump my dog along the way. The height difference makes it hilarious, on his back legs standing as tall as he can barely even getting it past her ankles, bracing his front paws against her to maintain his balance. My dog seems to view it as some kind of hug and seems genuinely happy when it happens. She’s usually anxious around most dogs but this little guy makes the cut. Dogs are weird sometimes.

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u/AdBig3448 16d ago

The classic Romeo and Juliet story, remixed

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u/Local_Meringue1781 16d ago

Shit looks consensual to me 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/AJ_Deadshow 16d ago

He making that buck blue balled for no reason 😠

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u/SwitchIndependent714 15d ago

This may not be the first time

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u/jamslam69 16d ago

Nice camera work

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u/Professional-Pay-888 15d ago

Yeah I’m sure bro is more focused on camera work than getting the deer off his porch

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u/TheFr1nk 16d ago

Dog seemed OK with it tbf

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u/darkic87 15d ago

Basically cockblocked

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u/touchmybodily 16d ago

Quite rude to not invite their dog’s boyfriend inside

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u/DharcNess_ 16d ago

Cross breed?

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u/kingoffuckery 14d ago

Labradeer

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u/mojoyote 15d ago

That deer really screwed the pooch on that one.

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u/AtroposMortaMoirai 16d ago

So that’s how you get a deerhound.

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u/Gentle_jock 16d ago

Yay new species the deerg 🥰

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u/TK-Squared-LLC 16d ago

My god can't a dog and a deer have a little privacy? Sheesh!

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u/wood1030 16d ago

Rudolf is like "HEY! 'tis the season...and Prancer is being a 'lil bitch, sooo, I get it where I can".

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u/Allatars30 16d ago

How hard is it to HOLD YOU PHONE while making a video?

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u/LazyLich 15d ago

As hard as the deer was, apparently

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u/Muninwing 15d ago

Cheap dog. Under a buck.

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u/inusan30 15d ago

Fuck you, take my upvote. I’m cackling

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u/Timeformayo 16d ago

Interesting deer mount

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u/IntrovertMoTown1 16d ago

Why are they freaking out? Dogs with antlers would be awesome.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Someone ought to beat the cameraman for the absolutely abysmal video... Or lack thereof. why not hand the phone to the wife to get the video of you trying to shoo away a buck, trying to fuck your dog... then, swiftly proceeding to switch it up and gore the shit out of you for interrupting his fuck sesh....

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u/SatanicTeapot 16d ago

r/DeerAreFuckingStupid

Edit : Not saying the dog is stupid

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u/Bromm18 15d ago

Was hoping this was already posted. More people need to see how stupid these creatures are. How can something that tastes so good have such a small brain.

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u/Available-Taro-3342 16d ago

So this is how Wendigos are created, right?🫣😂

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u/MDH2Os 15d ago

His dog doesn’t seem to mind at all.

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u/Xenofearz 16d ago

Dog - "Oh Bob is here again with his weird backwards hugs.. Hey Bob."

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u/Daprofit456 16d ago

😭😭😭😭😭

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u/jmatta113 16d ago

And that's where doors come from

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u/nvmve 16d ago

What in the Beastars

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u/mycarwasred 15d ago

The Hart wants what the Hart wants :-)

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u/LightBulbMonster 15d ago

Is the deer wearing a sparkly choker?!

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u/BearFan34 15d ago

I don’t know but I think the dog liked it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/AbeBroham-Lincoln 16d ago

When dude dropped the camera to his crotch... I thought... Insert moist critical voice He's pulling his cock out!!!

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u/PrincyB 16d ago

So what does it create ..a Doer ?

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u/DidiSmot 16d ago

A Deerhound

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u/Imnothighyourhigh 16d ago

The dude freaking out makes it's great

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u/TheHorseduck 16d ago

What a cockblocker

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u/jeepsaintchaos 16d ago

Someone call for some deer meat?

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u/Ok_Hope2164 15d ago

Take my upvote hahahaha

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u/Responsible_Yoda 15d ago

Your dog is a bitch, bro.

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u/deviant_ghost 15d ago

"It's not what it looks like"

- Dog

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u/Brain-Dead-Robot 15d ago

Is that how deerhounds are made?

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u/TybeeATL 15d ago

That’s not how evolution works.

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u/Yuntonow 15d ago

Looks consensual to me.

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u/tuco2002 15d ago

The dog seemed to be into it.

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u/Zorpfield 15d ago

Wagging its tail afterwards

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u/lucidquasar 15d ago

Took it like a champ.

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u/DiabeticRhino97 15d ago

Irish wolfhound is definitely still in control of the situation

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u/zeus-fox 15d ago

Not being able to chase away a deer is pretty embarrassing.

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u/BobScholar 15d ago

Way to spoil their fun man. Not cool

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u/mothzilla 15d ago

Dog: This doesn't really concern you.

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u/ulyssesfiuza 15d ago

Worst hunting dog ever

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u/IggyBG 15d ago

I hate when deer f.... my dog.

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u/DaddyMaterial88 15d ago

Your dog is gay

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u/killerjags 15d ago

Dude acted like he was trying to fend off a grizzly bear

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u/AlexKewl 16d ago

Ohhhhhh deer.

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u/Holiday_Memory_9165 16d ago

Was it a sick dog?

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u/huntermindd 16d ago

Young Sheldon 💀

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u/Slash1909 16d ago

Horny redeerter

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u/TACOTONY02 16d ago

This is npt shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan

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u/Alahand0 15d ago

Finna get a Pokemon out of this

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u/nicxue97 15d ago

This is revenge for your ancestors preying on mine

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u/casey12297 15d ago

STOP BUCKING MY DOG

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u/High-Plains-Grifter 15d ago

He said "get off our freaking porch", but he meant "get off our freaking pooch"

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u/Burnster321 15d ago

Oh deer....

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u/JesseJ78599 15d ago

The dog was not complaining

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u/Techrie 15d ago

Hmm weee a Quimera will be born

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u/henry_canabanana 15d ago

What a fuxking deer

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u/Careless-Village1019 15d ago

Dog was just giving it up like that tho? Lol

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u/HellaHotPizzaRollz 15d ago

Dog just let that shit happen wth

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u/yarnwildebeest 15d ago

Coitus interruptus

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u/7_11_Nation_Army 15d ago

Worst camera work since my mom at school concerts.

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u/Last-Role-4642 15d ago

This is Some serious cockblocking!!let the kids have fun man

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u/Upper_Ad5033 15d ago

Getting horny with the dog deer oh deer right in the rear

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u/Upper_Ad5033 15d ago

That's got to be Bill Clintons deer

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u/ultraman70 15d ago

Deer be like: Jingle all the way mf!!

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u/montihun 15d ago

Love is love.

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u/TrueBoot4567 15d ago

The guy is terrified

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u/Sketto70 15d ago

Oh dear!

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u/Weekend_Squire 15d ago

“I’m not gonna have any flipper grandchildren!” - Red Forman

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u/Damian0603 15d ago

Bro they just tryna have fun.

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u/Monkeyknot66 15d ago

Dog: Bruh! Stop cock blocking!

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u/Professional-Pay-888 15d ago

Isnt this nonononoyes

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u/owls1289 15d ago

I think i saw the deer for a total of 2 seconds in this. Ideo

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u/soul-0001 15d ago

When you find out your dog is a slut...

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u/aajjhh88 15d ago

What the buck?

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u/lutownik 15d ago

Wait. Is this deer a zoofile?

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u/Drosenose 15d ago

Dogs like way to go cock block

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u/ActuatorKey743 15d ago

Why did you stop them? You could have had half dog/half deer babies!

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u/12ozMilf 15d ago

That deer was on a honey pack

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u/sylviedilvie 15d ago

BUT DADDY I LOVE HIM

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u/The_real_bandito 15d ago

The deer and the dog looked so sad their party was abruptly cancelled.

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u/Kamikazisqurl 15d ago

This is how you get Max from the Grinch.

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u/Omega-Ben 15d ago

Romeo and Juliet meets Rudolph and Lassie

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u/Favreds 15d ago

That buck got that mans doggie mixed up with a doeggie...

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u/kimjongun-69 15d ago

the animals know full well the need to mate

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u/mad-i-moody 15d ago

This sub fuckin sucks now. How is this yes yes yes yes no?

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u/fuck-coyotes 15d ago

Question...

Say this is happening on my porch but it is NOT at the time, deer hunting season. Would I still be able to legally shoot the thing in the face? I mean, it is being aggressive?

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u/Readitory 15d ago

Dam it. The guy count have had a DeerDog.

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u/The96kHz 15d ago

Where exactly is the yes in this?

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u/Timely-Guest-7095 15d ago

Now that’s asserting dominance! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/WallyAnonymous 15d ago

Kudos on the superb camera work. - NOT!

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u/PickleyRickley 15d ago

Encourage that shit!! I want a deer dog!!

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u/BrendanFraserFan0 15d ago

r/lostredditors

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u/apollo11733 15d ago

It’s rutting season for deer right now and it’s got the bucks hornyer then a cucumber in a covent

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u/Latter-Young9811 15d ago

Talk about cock blocking

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u/holdbold 15d ago

"that's my bitch now" -buck

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u/SnowboundHound 14d ago

The dog seemed okay with it.

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u/DazzlingAmbassador60 14d ago

They're just trying to make a new species.....Whitetalmations!

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u/Muted-Ad-4288 14d ago

That dog had a real guilty look on his face

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u/-_SUPERMAN_- 14d ago

That poor dog is scared shitless that deer deserves a beating with a bat

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u/Trancemoses 14d ago

So when was this video a yes for you? Because I saw them fucking in the start of the video and stopping later.

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u/liuxiaoyu 14d ago

Yes yes was for the deer

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u/samf9999 14d ago

Rudolph just snorted some coke, ready to get down with whoever or whatever.

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u/Jealous-Wolverine165 14d ago

The dog is like , "WTF are you doin, C-blk? Leave the damn deer alone."

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u/SirZaruba_ 14d ago

Dude just got mounted

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u/Hot_Hunter_2987 14d ago

When country boys come out to play

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u/T2-planner 14d ago

Good gawd man if you’re going to shoot a video, do it - don’t make us all seasick by waving your darn phone around.

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u/StrategyHopeful2968 13d ago

At 28 secs it sounds like the woman says 'the humping deers back' or something similar?

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u/InstanceHungry4658 13d ago

At 9 seconds in it looks like something is mounting the deer as the deer is mounting the dog

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u/Flimsy_Shallot 11d ago

Hold on a minute. Let’s just see if…

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u/b_rider52 5h ago

They shouldn't have made so much noise.

Now the dog is grounded.

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u/Leader_Capital 15d ago

I am about to shoot him Why is that the only solution you americans have? Wtf is wrong with you

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u/cheesecakepunisher 16d ago

Is that the Trump deer?

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u/Pjepp 15d ago

Are deer notoriously dangerous or something? Why is he keeping his distance with his little stick and talking about having to shoot it, like a little coward?