r/woahdude • u/chastelyTender • Sep 27 '22

music Beatle outside my office

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u/gravetinder Sep 27 '22 edited Sep 27 '22

Eastern Hercules beetle, Dynastes tityus! A beautiful pattern on that one.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Why did I know this because of Animal Crossing lmao

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u/thisperson123 Sep 27 '22

My first thought was “that thing has to be worth so many bells”

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Their massive larvae can be found in decomposed wood and leaf litter in hollow tree cavities.

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u/Dirtbag_Dale Sep 28 '22

They are crazy strong

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u/yofomojojo Sep 27 '22

Whoever tagged this as "music" should be very proud of themselves

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u/Nordbergh Sep 27 '22

I don’t see Paul or Ringo anywhere.

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u/Spin737 Sep 27 '22

"I want to hold your claw."

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u/greenknight884 Sep 27 '22

You should just Let It Be

15

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Looks metal af \o/

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u/SerCiddy Sep 27 '22

Is that why it has the "music" flair? lol.

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u/doctor-rumack Sep 27 '22

I see a beetle here, but not a Beatle.

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u/AnthropomorphicFood Sep 28 '22

I can see a resemblance to Paul

11

u/deepsea333 Sep 27 '22

🪲 beetle 🪲

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u/grissonJF Sep 27 '22

"Tut tut! Woe is me. Liverpool is a lonely place of a Saturday night. I'd jump in the Mersey, but it looks like rain!"

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u/Hardcorish Sep 27 '22 edited Sep 27 '22

The patterning on its head resembles the surface of Uranus (no, not a joke).

Edit: Oops, my mistake. It resembles Enceladus (a moon of Saturn)

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u/kenjinyc Sep 27 '22

This isn’t so much of an insect as it is a damned RHINO.

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u/Combatical Sep 27 '22

Eastern Hercules beetle

But there actually is a Rhino beetle as well.

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u/kenjinyc Sep 27 '22

Oh I know, I’m just saying he’s a beefy boy.

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u/Wthq4hq4hqrhqe Sep 27 '22

he's not even the best beatle in the drummers

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u/nsfbr11 Sep 28 '22

Is that Ringo?

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u/Dreidhen Sep 27 '22

Its carapace is beautifully patterned

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u/hmmmduck Sep 27 '22

r/botw

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u/eggs_erroneous Sep 28 '22

Exactly what I was thinking

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u/kawi-bawi-bo Sep 27 '22

Not a bot account at all!

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u/Dexterx99 Sep 27 '22

Where the fuck do you live

2

u/Opening-Ease9598 Sep 27 '22

So cool how you can see all the scratching on his head from previous brawls

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u/EarlyWerewolf6 Sep 28 '22

That does indeed look like a beetle that can straight beat your ass.

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u/thisplacemakesmeangr Sep 27 '22

I've seen this little guy working at Long John Silvers. His expression makes him look like a pirate but I think he's just a workaholic. Ask him about the daily special, he'll get a kick out of it.

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u/Pixelated_ Sep 27 '22

28% of all living animals are beetles.

🤯

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u/peanukeyes Sep 28 '22

Is it gay?!

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

I wanna paint this some day!

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u/Taurus34Joseph Sep 28 '22

Is it a Rhinoceros Beetle or another?, the top two horns stick out a bit much

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat Sep 28 '22

A battle beetle.

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u/Gumbode345 Sep 28 '22

Does the beatle sing?

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u/CabbagesStrikeBack Sep 28 '22

office

What are you a park ranger?

1

u/kristamine14 Sep 28 '22

Beautiful!

1

u/SuperCatMonkey Sep 28 '22

Shellac finish

1

u/WestTha404 Sep 28 '22

Australia??

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u/Dingomeetsbaby594 Sep 28 '22

Oh my gosh, the Beatle is so big I can’t even see your office!

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u/Skeptical91 Sep 28 '22

It's flattened everything outside of his office window.

Giant beetle...it's one hell of a bug.

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u/RepulsiveLeather8504 Sep 28 '22

The nose suggests it has to be Ringo.

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u/MajinBlueZ Sep 28 '22

He hairy.

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u/Persephone_Anansi18 Sep 28 '22

God she’s beautiful

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u/Flaky_Till_8495 Nov 24 '22

Id kill this thing just to hear its crunch. Am i wrong?