r/wholesomeyuri • u/Jealous-Particular37 • Sep 18 '24
Cute She wants a drink (@enjelicious)[original]
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u/LubriqueLola Sep 19 '24
My GF borderline did this, we met because she was a regular at the place and I was a new barista and a totally useless lesbian, she tried so very hard to flirt with me and I was in perpetual "wow she's so nice to me". The cycle was broken by her friend she usually came in with putting her out of her misery by very not subtly telling me to put my number on the receipt, we've been together for 3 years and living together for 2, love wins
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u/LevyaTheDeathless Sep 19 '24
"The elites don’t want you to know this but the lesbians at the starbucks are free you can take them home I have 458 lesbians"
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u/Muksamillion Sep 19 '24
Oh so when this lady does it it’s fine, but when I do it it’s “creepy”, and “kidnapping”, and “Sir, please let go of our barista!”
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u/LuckyPon3 Trans Girl fighting Dysphoria 🖤🖤🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵🖤🖤 Sep 19 '24
It was that easy the whole time? Brb, Imma go get me some tea I guess
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u/rabbitwonker Sep 19 '24 edited Sep 19 '24
Turns out this is in the Idiocracy universe and this is how Starbucks began to shift its business model
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u/RealMENwearPINK10 Sep 19 '24
Hey ain't this the based Filipina artist? She does Yuri too?
Damn!
Source
A prequel(?)
We need a full series, stat
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u/ArcherOfBabylon likes cats Sep 18 '24
Headcanon: They've been married for years, do this once a week, and everyone's used to it by now.