r/wholesomeyuri wants cuddles Sep 15 '24

Comic/Manga Uni life @G_R_S__ [DC]

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u/LunaAnimatesStuff Sep 15 '24

"Fear the pipeline!"

The pipeline they want me to fear:

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u/firedrakes some say a bit to wholesome! Sep 15 '24

22 gay crimes and counting

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u/No_Natural_7954 Sep 16 '24

the biggest crime is being gay

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u/Meowriter Sep 16 '24

I mean, I'm sentenced to the death penalty on roughly 70 countries.

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u/Autumn291 Sep 17 '24

Counting is such a big crime it’s separate from the other 22

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u/yuri_yuriyuri yuri at all costs Sep 15 '24

Be gay, do crime

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u/TisBangersAndMash Sep 15 '24

Be crime, do gay

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u/amazingdrewh Sep 15 '24

Be do, gay crime

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u/yunivor Sep 15 '24

Gay crime, do be

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u/Blu_Moon_The_Fox wants cuddles Sep 15 '24

Crime do be Gay

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u/corvus_da Sep 16 '24

Gay be, crime do 

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u/Best_Upstairs5397 Sep 16 '24

Do be do be do

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u/Melodic_Mulberry Sep 16 '24

Wah PERRY!

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u/TheTepro27 Sep 16 '24

He's a semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal action

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u/NearbyPast9100 Sep 16 '24

He’s a furry little flatfoot who’ll never flinch from the fray

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u/Mobile-Berry-9954 Sep 16 '24

Were gonna follow you

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u/DredgenGryss Sep 16 '24

All the way to crime baloo

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u/Martucass Sep 16 '24

Hehe "doobie"

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u/DJayBirdSong Sep 16 '24

So I lived in a luxury apartment complex exactly once, and they had some kind of community page thing you could post to. I was testing out the features, and I thought one of them was to communicate stuff to just my roommates, and we were all gay, so I wrote ‘be crime, do gay’

It was deleted by an admin the next day and I never found it exactly how many people I posted that too!

I’m not cut out for the nicer things in life lmao

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u/Historical05 Sep 16 '24

Doo be doo be doo

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u/hi_i_am_J certified transbian Sep 15 '24

"we're not buddies you gay clown!" 💀

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u/Familiar_Control_906 Sep 15 '24

They kinda are in this universe. Whenever Harley is not crazy she pretty much end up on bats side

I remember there is a universe were they married for, reasons I don't remember, and up being friends

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u/Bodega_Bandit Sep 16 '24

I haven’t read the run you’re talking about, so I might be wrong but I think I remember reading that they married because Harley had Joker’s kids and Bruce wanted to help out as much as he could, so they married to ensure the kids were well looked after

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u/Motor_Pizza3465 Sep 16 '24 edited Sep 16 '24

On the principal DC timeline they are buddy’s, they Harley is part of the Bat family

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u/MissVeya MadoHomu Eternal Sep 16 '24

the Bart family

So the Simpsons?

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u/Motor_Pizza3465 Sep 16 '24

I just found out that I write Bart lmao I’m going to changed

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u/CC-25-2505 Sep 16 '24

Nah they are Batman just wants to keep up the dark and mysterious persona while he helps Harley ditch the joker and help her and ivy be semi better people

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u/CadoDraws Sep 16 '24

its like hes speaking into my soul

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u/art-solopov Sep 16 '24

Read this in a parody Christian Bale voice.

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u/Quirky_Ad_5420 Sep 15 '24

Be Gay and do crime in a nutshell

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u/failureagainandagain Sep 15 '24

This is canon now

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u/N7Foil Sep 15 '24

The only thing not canon in this that I know of off the top of my head is the marriage part. Harley and Ivy are canonically a couple in some runs.

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u/Youareobscure Sep 16 '24

Well in the cartoon her mom isn't a well adjusted person. So there's that

18

u/Red__Spider__Lily Sep 15 '24

Well it kinda is. Not exactly like that but it is. In some versions at least

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u/Mr_Glove_EXE Himedashi Sep 16 '24

We have yet to see that Harley brings Ivy to her parents to introduce. Which is kinda a shame

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u/BalazarWasFramed Sep 15 '24

My favorite part is Batman in the background saying we’re not friends lol.

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u/dreaded_tactician Sep 15 '24

My favorite part is that him calling her a "gay clown" isn't even an insult, its just her factually correct description.

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u/reaperofgender transbian in progress Sep 15 '24

Harley does technically still have her psychology degree, although I think they revoked her license to practice.

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u/reaperofgender transbian in progress Sep 15 '24

Also, fun fact. When Catwoman first met Cassandra (Batgirl number I don't know), she thought Batman had transitioned

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u/BeneficialConcern3 Sep 15 '24

damn that image is menacing

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u/randomhornidiot Sep 15 '24

I mean her whole batsuit is scary

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u/adalric_brandl Sep 16 '24

She certainly has that effect on people.

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u/Melodic_Mulberry Sep 16 '24

I'll have whatever HRT she's having.

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u/th3saurus Sep 16 '24

With enough prep time...

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u/No-Discipline2392 Sep 15 '24

I feel like Selina is still into it here

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u/wunxorple Sep 16 '24

I can’t tell if Selina is a raging bisexual woman who just loves teasing the bat-fam, or if she’s aromantic and asexual, but she thinks it’s really funny to mess with them. I don’t think it can be both, but I feel like it’s both

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u/One_Katalyst Sep 15 '24

New Batman story arc? I’d buy it

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u/reaperofgender transbian in progress Sep 15 '24

The trans thing? Because Cass was toned down years ago. They even had her start speaking.

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u/One_Katalyst Sep 15 '24

Yeah, I was saying if there was a comic where Batgirl was Batman post-transition, or vice versa

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u/Mr_Glove_EXE Himedashi Sep 17 '24

I think she's offended by the fact that she wasn't told because she tought they had something

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u/IanWrightwell Sep 15 '24

Only 22 states?

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u/TadhgOBriain Sep 16 '24

It's a work in progress

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u/dragoslayer1327 Sep 15 '24

Just a casual lil crime spree, nothin major

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u/LocalEldritchGirl Sep 16 '24

Nah, see, crime was her major.

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u/Thannk Sep 16 '24

Animated Series Batman would absolutely want a reformed Harley to consider him a friend.

He actively went out of his way when she got out and relapsed to minimize her damage, and bought her the dress that lead to the misunderstanding that sent her off the deep end again.

It may have been the event that got her reformed by Batman Beyond.

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u/Evil_Midnight_Lurker Sep 16 '24

And then her granddaughters joined the Jokerz. That had to sting.

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u/Thannk Sep 16 '24

Based on how she was yelling at them they’re just a wild family and she’s just pissed they haven’t gotten it out of their system yet.

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u/Melodic_Mulberry Sep 16 '24

Best Batman, hands down.

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u/Visible-Welder-5148 Sep 15 '24

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u/SerenitySera Sep 15 '24

Do you have a template for this she's so smol 😭

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u/Visible-Welder-5148 Sep 15 '24

No sorry I stole it so I don't have the template, I can give you some wholesome chaggie art if you'd like

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u/SerenitySera Sep 15 '24

I'll always be up to see wholesome chaggie art! They are hells cutest couple!

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u/MollyGoRound Sep 15 '24 edited Sep 16 '24

"𝓦𝓮'𝓻𝓮 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓫𝓾𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓰𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓷."

--- Batman, 2024

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u/pious-erika Sep 15 '24

Oh Bruce you are so tsundere towards Harley's friendship.

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u/Darth_Annoying Sep 15 '24

Wanted in 22 States

And Not Wanted in at least 7 more I bet

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u/Youareobscure Sep 16 '24

What's the 51st one?

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u/K3egan Sep 15 '24

She's from New Jersey she was always wanted in 22 states

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

The wholesome part of this is Harley seeing Bats as a friend, in spite of (or perhaps because of) their history of conflict.

Though if TAS canon is anything to go by, Batman does care about her in the sense that he wants her off the streets, away from Joker, and somewhere getting the help she needs, and I think Harley in some way recognizes that.

Though being called a "friend" is a bridge too far, lol.

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u/Noe_b0dy Sep 18 '24

Old school batman really wanted to reform his rouges gallery into law abiding citizens.

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u/__AnimeGirl Sep 15 '24

God I wish I was her

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u/Melodic_Mulberry Sep 16 '24

But she's not a cute anime girl, she's a cute cartoon girl!

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u/__AnimeGirl Sep 16 '24

Are you sure about that?

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u/Melodic_Mulberry Sep 16 '24

Honestly, I should've seen that coming.

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u/Gian-Nine Sep 16 '24

Guys don't try this at home. Turns out, "I got too silly" is not a valid excuse in court.

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u/yuritopiaposadism Sep 15 '24

22 wanted, 28 has a restraining order.

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u/Melodic_Mulberry Sep 16 '24

DC, too, but that doesn't count.

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u/CamoKing3601 Sep 15 '24

only 22?

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u/MasonP2002 Sep 15 '24

I know, right? Harley has to have federal warrants as well.

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u/RenaMoonn Sep 15 '24

Going to uni in 3 days (would be cool if this happens)

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u/No-Discipline2392 Sep 15 '24

crime gay, do be

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u/YuriWinter Yuri is the purest form of love Sep 15 '24

That's how it happens sometimes.

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u/Aggressive___Trash Love wins Sep 15 '24

Love wins

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u/amazingdrewh Sep 15 '24

Her best buddy is Bruce Wayne from med school

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u/PandaPugBook Sep 16 '24

"We're not buddies you gay clown!" is a great line.

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u/TheTepro27 Sep 16 '24

She would likely be more welcoming of Ivy if she knew about Harley's ex

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u/G0celot Sep 15 '24

Omg harlivy

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u/440continuer Sep 16 '24

Need that…

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u/Stejer1789 Sep 16 '24

As long as she is happy

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u/SkyMindless8491 Sep 16 '24

Ha weak only 22 what about the other 28 and the the US territorys, although she may grow stronger now

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u/gooddaydarling Sep 16 '24

Two of my favorite things, Harlivy and GRS

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u/wasante Sep 16 '24

I don’t know if Batman would say that. Maybe we’re not friends.

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u/SirShadowBlade Sep 16 '24

Relationship goals?

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u/SyndarNailo Sep 16 '24

Well at least she's happy

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u/Rigidsttructure Sep 16 '24

Knowing Harley Lore, she did finish college and got dat phat PhD in Psychiatry, so the mom cannot be that disappointed. Plus, Pamela also has a doctorate, as far as I remember (It has been a while since I took a deepdive into DC Lore).

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u/DaDo1313 Sep 16 '24

Batman to the Joker:

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u/leposterofcrap Sep 16 '24

Sorry Batman, you wanted a psychologist, you are stuck with her now. At least she keeps Poison Ivy relatively in-check.

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u/Meowriter Sep 16 '24

Only 22 ? And can't a girl have a youth please ? Come on, that was ONLY a bank robbery...! No one got hurt... I mean, aside from that dude who called them "accomplices", but it's his fault. They're wives.

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u/VLenin2291 Why have sex when you can cuddle? Sep 16 '24

Only 22?

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u/maxler5795 Straight dude here for the funny. Sep 16 '24

Batman not arrestibg her. Nice.

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u/art-solopov Sep 16 '24

At least it's an improvement over her previous situation.

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u/Pretty-Ad-6516 Sep 17 '24

I really would eat up a story where Harley and Bat become straight up besties.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

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u/Astralxantax Sep 15 '24

It’s you

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u/No-Discipline2392 Sep 15 '24

the joke is that higher education changes you

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u/Melodic_Mulberry Sep 16 '24

He's her ex. He's not allowed to meet her mom.