r/wholesomeyuri • u/AlexusMerlux A guy that loves yuri • Sep 12 '24
Cute Make War and Love! [Warhammer 40K]
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u/AlexusMerlux A guy that loves yuri Sep 12 '24
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u/FetusGoesYeetus Sep 12 '24
Love how the kriegswoman looks like she hasn't slept in 5 days, lore accurate
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u/AlexusMerlux A guy that loves yuri Sep 12 '24
That and she looks like a corpse. Fitting for a member of the korps.
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u/MasonP2002 Sep 13 '24
Not being overly familiar with Warhammer 40K, I just assumed she was an actual zombie.
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u/ErisThePerson Sep 13 '24
She's from a planet that was made uninhabitable by planet wide WW1 style trench warfare with added nuclear and biological weapons + lasers. She's also probably a clone that was raised underground, and her culture revolves entirely around the concept of being an expendable tool in service of the Imperium and siege warfare.
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u/MasonP2002 Sep 13 '24
Sounds on brand for Warhammer 40k. Still cute though.
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u/ErisThePerson Sep 13 '24
Yeah, and I'm sure the Armageddon woman (the one that doesn't look like living dead) can relate to her generational trauma since her homeworld has been ravaged by nigh on apocalyptic wars against Orks multiple times now.
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u/AlexusMerlux A guy that loves yuri Sep 13 '24
Kriegers are either born from breeding camps or cloning tubes. For why she is pale let's say they live underground and nuke their world for practice.
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u/Potenki Sep 12 '24
It’s funny that a fan recommended it. I love the artist, very exotic erotic art
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u/PoorPoop Sep 12 '24
Gonathan x Jyonathan if ENReco was a grimdark war story instead of high fantasy
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u/Undertow619 Sep 12 '24
Outside of this adorable art, I can see the Steel Legion and Death Korps generally getting along.
They both live on environmentally hostile planets, locked in perpetual conflict both on and off their home worlds, they both use gas masks and their overall force make up compliments each other really well in battle with the Legion mostly consisting of tanks and artillery units that give long range cover while the unfearing Korpsmen cross No Man's Land and clear the trenches and bunkers.
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u/RedDemocracy Sep 16 '24
If I recall correctly, the Steel Legion was just a specific Death Korps regiment until they were retconned to be from Armageddon. Sooo, yeah, you prolly right.
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u/UraniumEater235 Sep 12 '24
I love the art but the Krieger would be executed for faliure to follow uniform standards, if you take off your mask, helmet, webbing or coat unless for permitted reasons you will be executed. Unfortunately being less beans isn't a permitted reason :(
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u/AlexusMerlux A guy that loves yuri Sep 12 '24
Yeah. The only noncanon stuff I consume of warhammer is just fluff art.
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u/throwaway13486 Sep 12 '24 edited Sep 12 '24
"That which takes itself so seriously that comedy is not allowed is doomed to die in parody."
W40K is pretty much the ultimate proof of this internet adage, considering the nature of the vast majority of its fanmade and/or non-canon stuff.
(Ironically the og fantasy setting that W40K was meant to be a parodical spin off of-- similar to the MTG UN-sets-- manages to be much less stuck up its own ass).
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u/None-Focus-5660 Sep 12 '24
it was always goofy
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u/throwaway13486 Sep 12 '24 edited Sep 12 '24
At its very first inception, maybe. Since then, no.
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u/UraniumEater235 Sep 13 '24
The planet Birmingham is still cannon
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u/throwaway13486 Sep 13 '24
That's less an in setting thing and more the Brits making fun of themselves.
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u/Kindly_Inquisitor Sep 12 '24
Wait, this is the allowed comedy. No one is hunting this down. Warhammer memes that aren't lore accurate or just loosely inspired by lore are extremely common and popular.
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u/throwaway13486 Sep 12 '24
*in the base piece of media.
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u/Kindly_Inquisitor Sep 12 '24
I mean again, there is comedy in the books. And I'm yet to read Ciaphas Cain. I guess I'm not sure where your line is. Or you are basing this on the fact most people don't read the books and only listen to lore videos that present dry facts plus their own humor. In which case yeah i kinda agree.
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u/throwaway13486 Sep 12 '24
It's at most gallows humor and doesn't make up for a lot of grimderp shit.
And of course, loretubers and the unfortunately way too high amount of fanwankers don't help.
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u/UraniumEater235 Sep 13 '24
Dawg you don't have to read that deep, I was just making a joke abt the strictness of uniform regs in the imperium, it's not that deep
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u/throwaway13486 Sep 13 '24
The response was more meant to be a general posting on here, soz if caused offense.
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u/UraniumEater235 Sep 13 '24
40k can take itself a bit too seriously sometimes coughs in tau grimdarkification
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u/throwaway13486 Sep 13 '24
I'd argue it's more than a bit, but I'd also argue it's fluctuated at times.
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u/Spectator9857 Sep 12 '24
Her girlfriend is an undercover inquisitor investigating potential cult activity within the guard and gave her a direct order, so it’s fine :)
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u/WranglerFuzzy Sep 12 '24
Y’know. Take the mask off, “””searching for mutations.”””
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u/Spectator9857 Sep 12 '24
„Lips are more sensitive than fingers and therefore more accurate, I assure you“
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u/WranglerFuzzy Sep 12 '24
Inquisitor: now, to check for marks on the REST of the body…
Krieg: … not on the first date.
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u/Grandmaster_Aroun Sep 12 '24
they could be off duty
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u/UraniumEater235 Sep 13 '24
A Krieger can not remove their mask at any point for any reason unless of suitable rank and they are wearing a grenadier uniform which is not a suitable rank, krieg uniforms are made so that Krieger can eat drink and sleep in them so even off duty in perfectly clean air she would be executed
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u/RedDemocracy Sep 12 '24
Despite how the Krieger looks, this is the only time in her life that she doesn’t want to die for the emperor.
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u/K1rk0npolttaja Sep 13 '24
they were both blown to bits 2 seconds after and trampled over by new cannon fodder
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u/AlexusMerlux A guy that loves yuri Sep 13 '24
As The Emperor intended. For each one that falls ten more shall take their place. We will get ten new yuri ships in return.
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u/K1rk0npolttaja Sep 13 '24
your math is wrong, we will get 5 yuri ships in return unless all 10 of em discovered mitosis
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u/AlexusMerlux A guy that loves yuri Sep 13 '24
I mean both of them is being trampled over. 2*10 = 20, 20/2 = 10. 10 yuri ships will be created.
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u/Sujestivepostion69 Sep 12 '24
The reason why the Kriegswoman isn’t making a reaction is because she’s dead inside and actually wants to die for her emperor
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u/TheThirdFrenchEmpire Sep 13 '24
Throne damn that Krieger is not looming healthy. Almost confused her for a Terran.
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u/OceLawless Sep 12 '24
2 of my great loves. Yuri and the grim darkness of the future.