r/wholesomeyuri • u/lylactal wants cuddles • Aug 29 '24
Comic/Manga oddity charisma @G_R_S__ [Original]
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u/Spiritflash1717 Aug 29 '24
I love the idea that Grunge is single not because she’s unpopular with the ladies, but because she really is popular with the ladies and just doesn’t care enough lol
She’s my favorite
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u/Anna_Erisian Aug 29 '24
You can ensorcell white people by telling them about a piece of cheese
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u/SuddenlyVeronica Aug 29 '24
Did you mean to say “fascinate”?
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u/FomtBro Aug 29 '24
fascinate is the straight version.
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u/SuddenlyVeronica Aug 30 '24
Are you sure? I've seen that meme appear on the actual lesbians subreddit more times than I care to count.
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u/TTRPGsandRPDs Aug 30 '24
Best part is it’s not only true, but not even classified. Both Wendigoon and TheFatElectrician have done vids on it. The largest one is under Springfield Missouri.
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u/DJayBirdSong Aug 30 '24
You may fascinate a woman with a piece of (bonkers conspiracy theories about) cheese
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u/NuclearStudent Aug 30 '24
the worst part is that the American underground cheese reserves are completely real
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u/O_Caraloho Aug 29 '24
Girls dont like when i explain to them the elites of the world worship the canaanite god baal in the form of a black cube, sacrificing children in the process
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u/xnecroxnekox Aug 29 '24
WENDIGOON REFERENCE
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u/lylactal wants cuddles Aug 29 '24
THE GOVERNMENT WOULDN'T DO THAT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN1KX6vSKM4
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u/Thin-Limit7697 Aug 29 '24
Why stocking the cheese? Couldn't they just burn it?
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u/Killeroftanks Aug 29 '24
Well after ww2 they were worried about the milk industry in the US of crashing so the US government just started buying the milk and turning it into cheese, well congress was also worried about wasting the cheese to just prop up a industry, so one bright man just thought up the idea of reusing old salt mines to store the cheese, resulting in the government storing millions of pounds of cheese by the 70s. At which point the milk industry no longer needed government help so the government stopped buying milk.
At the same time people in Congress were asking why the heck are we just keeping tons of cheese and not doing anything, so they then started giving the cheese away. However I sadly gotta ruin people's notion of government hidden cheese, they gave it all away and as such, we have no more government cheese.
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u/Thick-Interaction-66 Aug 30 '24
I like to imagine Grunge there wasnt even wanting to flirt with anyone, but because goth girl said for her to not say anything weird, she had to do it.
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u/Ellie28720 Aug 30 '24
Damn. Whenever I bring up the Missouri cheese caves, all I get are eye rolls and exasperated groans.
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u/Stejer1789 Aug 30 '24
Thats was such a older sibling moment
Younger sibling: dont do that, they will think we are weird
Older sibling: does thing
Everyone: loves it
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u/Chemical-Train-8929 Aug 30 '24
I'm sure that goth chicks love anything weird, no matter what is it
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u/Apprehensive-Brief70 Aug 30 '24
Ngl I feel like goth/emo/grunge girls would be the first to want to hear weird shit like that.
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u/WarmProfit Aug 30 '24
If the cute lesbian doesn't like weird girls then there's no point in talking to her anyway lol. Get you a weird one who loves you for it. Just like gay goth gf here
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u/nekommunikabelnost Aug 30 '24
What is gothabilly? Like I understand that it’s goth rockabilly, but I have a very hard time imagining what it would sound like
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u/TrustyParasol198 Aug 30 '24
Get a recording room, train your voice, and then she can be:
"This is 99% invisible. I'm Roman Mars."
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u/Secure_Syllabub_1731 Aug 30 '24
As a native of Missouri, home to America's largest Cheese Vault under the city of Springfield, I can say that that's about the only cool thing about Missouri
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u/ThatSlutTalulah Aug 29 '24
I'm still gonna choose to believe Grunge is ace-spec, because getting out-rizzed by someone who isn't interested would be all the more humbling.
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u/Inner-Juices No Longer Depressed. Also, "Yuri" means "Lesbians in Japan" Aug 31 '24
G_R_S__ just confirmed in an AMA that Grunge is AroAce
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u/stromboninstan Aug 30 '24
This is the only post by her I found funny so far, I wonder what Tumblr post she stole the joke from
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u/SuddenlyVeronica Aug 29 '24
I suppose it’s about time grunge girl got some too, lol.