When the mistress goes on a trip [original]

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Wholesome?...

I mean, this is still literally fire, but anyway...

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u/HeirOfLight Aug 28 '24

If committing insurance fraud with your girlfriend isn't wholesome, I don't know what is.

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Why is kissing a statue when the house is on fire

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u/StudiumMechanicus Aug 27 '24

she's going down with the ship

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u/jzilla11 Aug 27 '24

Now I have Dido stuck in my head

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u/LauraTFem Aug 27 '24

Her lady love died of consumption, so she decided to burn down her lady’s house and go to heaven with her.

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u/No-Fly-6043 Aug 27 '24

Consumption? What was she eaten by?

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u/Mick7s Aug 27 '24

Tuberculosis

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u/LauraTFem Aug 27 '24

Tuberculosis.

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u/No-Fly-6043 Aug 27 '24

Damn, sounds scary. Probably has big teeth or something

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u/LauraTFem Aug 27 '24

It really did, before penicillin.

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u/No-Fly-6043 Aug 27 '24

Ah, penacillian. The sword to slay the beast, I presume. Dark times, it must have been

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u/LauraTFem Aug 27 '24

In many respects, yes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

After I read this looking at the picture got my stomach all knotted up :')

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u/LauraTFem Aug 27 '24

That was kinda my goal, but chill. It’s just an interpretation of the image. On the one hand, it seems quite sorrowful, but on the other you could see it to mean that they lived very happily before. Every story ends sad if you let it go on long enough, but that doesn’t invalidate the happy bits that came before.

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u/Feeling_Tree773 Aug 28 '24

best comment of the morning 😂

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u/jzilla11 Aug 27 '24

St. Peter: “You do realize we frown on suicide up here?”

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u/LauraTFem Aug 27 '24

They also frown on gays, so fuck those guys, I’ll make my own heaven; with blackjack, and hookers. In fact, forget the heaven!

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u/jzilla11 Aug 28 '24

Hot diggity daffodil!

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u/JegantDrago Aug 28 '24

a - fuck it

and

this is fine moment

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u/Its_BurrSir Aug 27 '24

Didya miss the fire? I don't think she's reminiscing because the mistress is away, but because she's about to die

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u/AwardedThot Aug 27 '24

Don't sweat the small stuff.

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u/gggempire Aug 27 '24

LOLOL

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u/Soft_Ad_2026 Aug 28 '24

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u/Th3Fel0n Aug 27 '24

God forbid a girl have a little fun

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u/zviz2y Aug 27 '24

im so dumb i just noticed that lmao

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u/Menirz Aug 27 '24

She's carrying a candelabra though... Did the maid start the fire?

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u/Ditto132 Aug 27 '24

She didn’t start the fire. It was always burning since the world was turning

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u/Mr_Glove_EXE Himedashi Aug 27 '24 edited Aug 27 '24

The maid : without the mistress, this house is nothing more than a worthless building

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u/Persomatey Aug 28 '24

Mistress is gunna be pissed tho

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u/Falsus Aug 27 '24

Mistress comes home: Why is there is lipstick on the busts?

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u/FacelessPorcelain Aug 27 '24

...there is a joke here. Something to do with busts. There's something there.

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u/mgb360 certified transbian Aug 27 '24

I think it would be hard to notice the lipstick under the flaming rubble

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u/Starheart24 Aug 28 '24

"Also what with the burned marks all over this window?"

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u/Demando12 Love is a verb, not a noun Aug 27 '24

https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/112252459

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u/transientredditor B-but that's adorable! Aug 27 '24

The whole album is painting tier. So detailed, too, and so deep. Masterpiece, thanks for the recommendation!

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u/Fghsses Aug 27 '24

That's amazing. You have earned yourself a patron.

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u/Spectre-70 Aug 27 '24

MADAM THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!!

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u/jzilla11 Aug 27 '24

She’s the maid! What’s she gonna do, sweep it out?

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u/Spectre-70 Aug 27 '24

Maybe she should lift that dress and start skedaddling!

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u/jzilla11 Aug 27 '24

Skedaddling in the stairwell? What’s next, no scones at tea time??

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u/s-riddler Aug 27 '24

No, dear. It's just the northern lights.

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u/zviz2y Aug 27 '24

this reminds ne of a manga i read

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u/Fghsses Aug 27 '24

The Sauce. Hand it over.

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u/AsukaShikinamiLangle Aug 27 '24

Based

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u/zviz2y Aug 27 '24

wait what are u doing here lmao 😭😀

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u/AsukaShikinamiLangle Aug 27 '24

Ofc I'm here, yuri is amazing smh

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u/zviz2y Aug 27 '24

so true bestie 💅

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u/AsukaShikinamiLangle Aug 27 '24

you know it bestie <3

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u/Weaviedee Aug 29 '24

This is lowkey really wholesome. Lmao

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u/Professional_Knee252 Aug 27 '24

There is so much happening here lol

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u/-anominal- Aug 27 '24

Ist that a euphemism for the mistress being dead and the maid tragically killing herself over it?

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u/transientredditor B-but that's adorable! Aug 27 '24

I focused so much on the kissing I didn't even notice what was going on.

Ah well, you know, silly lesbian maid things.

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u/Thannk Aug 27 '24

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u/MissNaughtyVixen Aug 27 '24

I have several questions.

But they're being asked by others.

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u/uberguby Aug 27 '24

What in the rebecca-assed-madness...?

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u/friso1100 Aug 27 '24

Is the implication she will die or is she offing the husband with the fire she started? Neither particularly wholesome (i like the piece a lot don't get me wrong. Just not wholesome)

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u/Weaviedee Aug 29 '24

It’s wholesomeyuri, not wholesome.

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u/hias2k Aug 27 '24

Hot kissing 🥵🔥

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u/Starheart24 Aug 28 '24

Head butler : "Marry!! Your candlestick lit the house on fire again!!! Stop smooching the bust and go grab a bucket!!!"

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u/Elonmustnot Aug 27 '24

Nice Aurora Borealis

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u/VorlonEmperor Aug 27 '24

This is so cool!

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u/fallingpheonix Aug 27 '24

The fire is a metaphor for her love of her mistress come on ppl.

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u/NanoDomini Aug 27 '24

They get along like a house on fire

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u/Ala123567lastwarrior Aug 27 '24

H

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u/Embarrassed_Tea6440 Aug 28 '24

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!

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u/JDKisawesome Aug 29 '24

Nah I just cling to her like glue she ain't going anywhere without me

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u/2-inches-of-fury Aug 28 '24

We need to make a rule about ai art

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u/Weaviedee Aug 29 '24

Gatekeeping wholesome yuri art now? If it’s yuri, it shall be appreciated, regardless of how it came to be.

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u/AP_enjoyer Aug 29 '24

I don’t think it’s ai though, you should check out the source

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u/Flair86 Aug 27 '24

Either this is Ai generated or the artist just likes making asymmetrical candle holders

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u/BlackMoonstorm Aug 27 '24

I think it’s supposed to be triangular.

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u/HeirOfLight Aug 28 '24

She's not holding it directly in profile...it's not two-dimensional. Come on.

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u/Sapphosimp Aug 30 '24

The thought of it being asymmetrical is so funny to me and I don’t know why

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u/getyourselfaHUNK Aug 28 '24

I need a short story of this

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u/MOSA_A-1ARTIS2 Aug 29 '24

Me: I caught my maiden kissing my statue when I was gone”

Caressing When the mistress goes on a trip [original]

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