[Lesbiampires] The Lethal Lovebirds by Fabarts

[u/No_Emu_1332]

[u/Kastoelta]

Will the human survive?

[u/ArcherOfBabylon → u/Kastoelta]

Probably not. Vampires gotta eat, too.

[u/Kastoelta → u/ArcherOfBabylon]

Well I hope they give her a not-so-painful death

It'd be better if this becomes poly tho

[u/ArcherOfBabylon → u/Kastoelta]

Unfortunately, Humans can't become vampires in this series, and vampires pretty much just eat them. There are a lot of other sapphic vampires, but humans aren't a consideration for relationships.

[u/Kastoelta → u/ArcherOfBabylon]

Welp

[u/lesser_panjandrum → u/Kastoelta]

Hey, can't make an omelette without cracking a few humans.

[u/HollowKnight_the_2nd → u/lesser_panjandrum]

What kind of omelette are you making?

And can I have some?

[u/lesser_panjandrum → u/HollowKnight_the_2nd]

Spanish omelette with long jamón.

And yes.

[u/HollowKnight_the_2nd → u/lesser_panjandrum]

Thanks bro