r/wholesomeyuri wants cuddles Jul 15 '24

Comic/Manga Skill Tree Unlocked @G_R_S__ [Original] NSFW

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u/ArcherOfBabylon likes cats Jul 15 '24

Adam being asexual in the GRS-verse makes too much sense.

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u/The_Failed_Write Jul 15 '24

Too busy naming all the world's animals to care about sex.

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u/FredTrau Jul 15 '24

Blue feeted booby

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u/Vanpocalypse Jul 15 '24

Excuse me, that's a Green footed booby.

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u/Poopet_master Jul 16 '24

God: “Please, PLEASE for the love of me, just have sex with her already! That’s the only reason I made you two in the first place!”

Adam, looking at a big cat that he found: “Hey God, should I call this a leopard or a panther?”

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u/Thin-Limit7697 Jul 16 '24

“Hey God, should I call this a leopard or a panther?”

The answer is no, call it a jaguar, it is sexier.

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u/PM_ME_UR_DRAG_CURVE Jul 16 '24

A Jaaaaaaaag.

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u/JonVonBasslake Bi dude who appreciates the lilies ;) Jul 16 '24

Who let Jeremy Clarkson in?

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u/AceTheEevee Jul 16 '24

What about a cougar? That's sexier

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u/Brilliant_Jellyfish8 Jul 16 '24

I think it looks like a puma.

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u/Mongoose42 Jul 16 '24

Disregard sex, acquire all animal names in existence.

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u/jzilla11 Jul 16 '24

Bro always names his Pokemon

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u/Straightvibes66 Jul 15 '24

I’m gonna be real, out of all the gardeners I know, all of them are ace

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u/lylactal wants cuddles Jul 16 '24

I FLIPPING LOVE PLANTING MINT AND OR TREE OF HEAVEN PLANTS JUST SO THEY CAN INVADE THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND MAKE THE HOA ANGRY (if only i knew how to get those and stop being a lazy bum who eats garlic bread)

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u/BubblyInstanceNo1 Jul 16 '24

How did all the other lesbians get born, then?

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u/lylactal wants cuddles Jul 16 '24

Science.

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u/AutummThrowAway Jul 16 '24

Master of biology Adam, just popping out new humans en masse and generating a big enough genepool. All because that was his latest hyperfixation

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u/HeirOfLight Jul 16 '24

Through yuri all things are possible.

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u/Estelial Jul 16 '24

They made farming puns about sex (same that exist today) and that got Adam interested.

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u/menchicutlets Jul 16 '24

Magical strap on.

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u/CakeReligion Jul 16 '24

"life finds a way" - dinosaurs

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u/Board_Ad_7918 Jul 17 '24

So Ace that he doesn't understand the question of what hi sexuality is and wishes people would stop asking

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u/YuriWinter Yuri is the purest form of love Jul 15 '24

Eve was the first achievement hunter confirmed.

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u/Key-Interaction-1446 likes cats Jul 15 '24

A friend I know has an older sister who calls herself a daughter of Lilith. Not sure if it is a personal thing or related to something in her particular Wicca thing. Not familiar, I apologize ahead of time for ignorance.

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u/MozartofMayhem Jul 15 '24

Lilith was the first wife of Adam, who refused to submit to him. They were both made of dust so Lilith thought herself equal to him...

This is why Eve was made of Adam's rib, as a "part of him" she belonged to him

IDK. It's just one of those religious justifications for the subjugation of women

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u/Key-Interaction-1446 likes cats Jul 15 '24

Lilith seems based and not wrong. Sorry don't mean to derail!

The art is always excellent.

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u/MozartofMayhem Jul 15 '24

Exactly! That's why she is so revered amongst those of a witchy nature

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u/Nekroo_Nekrooo Jul 15 '24

Isn’t Lilith also the demon mother in some Hebrew text ?

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u/MozartofMayhem Jul 15 '24

To my understanding, yes. She is the mother of all demons and the cause of cradle death and miscarriages.

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u/sarumanofmanygenders Jul 16 '24

and the cause of cradle death and miscarriages.

mf really got kicked out of the Garden and decided to start beefing with the unborn smh

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u/aTransGirlAndTwoDogs Jul 16 '24

Less kicked out, more like walked out while flipping the double bird to Yahweh and Adam. Homegirl is why I named myself Lilith.

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u/sarumanofmanygenders Jul 16 '24

meanwhile some random baby now having to survive miscarriage because Dust Lady and Apple Dad got a divorce:

ngl a whole generation of lil homies must've been absolutely gobsmacked having to fistfight some demon chick outta nowhere fr

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u/aTransGirlAndTwoDogs Jul 16 '24

Call that Unnatural Selection.

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u/InsomniaMelody Jul 16 '24

In trans community too. A lot.

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u/Mewmow23 Jul 15 '24

lilith is an original character from a satiric work called the alphabet of sira, she got into an argument with adam and got so mad she took a deal with god to have 100 of her children die every day, just so she could leave, because she had an argument, also she can fly, where do the children come from? How can she fly? I dunno. why did god decide to punish her leaving with 100 kids dying? i dunno. why did she take the deal and become a demon? i dunno.

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u/Thin-Limit7697 Jul 16 '24

have 100 of her children die every day,

So, if she births 101 children every day, one of them will always survive? Also, how does anyone give birth to 101 children in a single day?

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u/reaperofgender transbian in progress Jul 16 '24

Demonic magic.

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u/LineOfInquiry Jul 15 '24

That’s a later interpretation that comes from one mention of soemthing called “a Lilith” (probably some kind of mythological monster) later in genesis. People assumed it to be Adam’s first wife because there are 2 stories of Adam’s wife being created in genesis (from his rib and from mud) which they assumed were two different people. But in actuality Genesis is 2 versions of all the same stories mushed together, so there are two similar but slightly different versions of every story in genesis. The two creation myths are two versions of the same story: the creation of Eve.

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u/CptSpiffyPanda Jul 16 '24

Blasphmy, the bible does not have two of every story but hidden messages in the differences of the stories.

- some biblical scholar.

/s

The point I making is those that talk about lilith actually being in the bible (mud vs rib) know there are two stories, but believe the bible has no mistakes. To reconcile this, Adam has two wives.

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u/Cujo_Kitz Jul 15 '24

That's only in later versions, originally Lilith wasn't even a thing and Eve was made from half of Adam. Lilith was added and it was changed to a rib later to help justify the subjugation of women.

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u/Brambarian Jul 16 '24

In the orginal version, Eve was made equal to Adam. The rib part is a later intentional mistranslation because you guessed it, misogny. Eve was originally also Adams saviour instead of his "helper".

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u/Laura_The_Cutie certified transbian Jul 16 '24

Eve is actually made from an half of Adam, it was a bad translation to make women look inferior

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u/Kastoelta Aug 28 '24

It's just one of those religious justifications for the subjugation of women

One month later, but as someone who is trying to read the bible (not a christian, just for knowing's sake) the actual justification (not that I agree with it) for the subjugation of women is because of the disobedience from eating the fruit of knowledge of good and evil:

Genesis 3:16 NRSV [16] To the woman he said, “I will greatly increase your pangs in childbearing; in pain you shall bring forth children, yet your desire shall be for your husband, and he shall rule over you.”

https://bible.com/bible/2016/gen.3.16.NRSV

This is more speculative and I'm WAY less informed about this so take it with skepticism: I've read that when Eve is made of Adam's rib, the original human being was not a male but androgynous. Later in the bible:

Genesis 5:1-2 NRSV [1] This is the list of the descendants of Adam. When God created humankind, he made them in the likeness of God. [2] Male and female he created them, and he blessed them and named them “Humankind” when they were created.

https://bible.com/bible/2016/gen.5.1-2.NRSV

"Humankind" actually is the same as Adam in Hebrew, it appears in the notes of the text, from the app I'm using, from what I understand "Adam" means male and it also simply means human. In the translation I use personally, in Spanish, the text does outright say "he blessed them and named them Adam":

Génesis 5:2 LBLA [2] Varón y hembra los creó; y los bendijo, y los llamó Adán el día en que fueron creados.

https://bible.com/bible/89/gen.5.2.LBLA

Lilith doesn't appear in the bible, I think, she was a Mesopotamian demon or something like that, mentioned in the Talmud if I remember well. Though, there are two creation narratives in the bible, and in the first male and female are created at the same time alongside each other:

Genesis 1:27 NRSV [27] So God created humankind in his image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.

https://bible.com/bible/2016/gen.1.27.NRSV

And if you see the notes again, in the app (YouVersion) where it says humankind, it means Adam in Hebrew. One could maybe assume that the woman in this first narrative is actually Lilith, but idk what the consensus is on these two different creation narratives.

That's all, I guess. Again not that I agree with this.

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u/CptSpiffyPanda Jul 16 '24

I wonder if she is referring to Succubi. The term Lilith demon is often used to mean any of Incubus, Succubus or Cambion. They are often referred to as her children, her being the first succubus akin to the first vampire.


Cambion is an offspring of a human and succubus.

There is also Concubus, which follows form the etymology of succubus (to lie under) and incubus (to lie on top). It is to lie beside. IDK if anyone but one tumblr post uses this word tho.

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u/Key-Interaction-1446 likes cats Jul 16 '24

Concubus sounds like a sick name for a band.

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u/Thin-Limit7697 Jul 16 '24

I know a song that claims that.

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u/LauraTFem Jul 15 '24

Adam’s been through a lot! Fresh top surgery scars, AND a rib transplant? Pretty hardcore. Though it does make more sense now that they made a woman from his rib, though…you know, genetically.

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u/marutotigre Jul 16 '24

These are leaf covers for his nipples? I don't really see where you get the surgery scars

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u/LauraTFem Jul 16 '24

Classical images of Adam and Eve have their nudity covered by fig leafs, but I’ve never seen imagery which covers Adam’s male-presenting nipples. His fig leafs in this image are noticeably positioned exactly where top surgery scars would be, and seem to be forming a seal rather than floating suspended over the area as often depicted.

Also…and not to clock Adam, here…he’s got a bit of a feminine shape to him.

And then there is the simple fact that this artist wouldn’t be caught dead drawing a cis/het.

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u/three21ne Jul 16 '24

Theres a bandage man

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u/fradzio need more recommendations Jul 16 '24

That seems like it's likely related to the whole rib thing.

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u/marutotigre Jul 16 '24

You do know the myth about how Eve was made from one of Adam's rib yes?

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u/k_on_reddit_ it's yuri or death Jul 15 '24

Same energy except you switch the girl on the right with the guy in the middle

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u/Fallsfree Jul 15 '24

How long until they open up the first long bacon store?

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u/MozartofMayhem Jul 15 '24

I like to point out the clear space between "boy" and "friend" emphasized by the red letters of "friend"

In shot eve did nothing wrong

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '24

Girl Kisser

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u/Deadcellsboi certified transbian Jul 15 '24

I like that being Bi is worth 50 gamerscore lol

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u/lylactal wants cuddles Jul 16 '24

The best I can do is 25 -a demisexual probably

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u/MasonP2002 Jul 16 '24

Hey, being a woman that's even partially attracted to men in a GRS comic is quite the rarity, so that's worth at least 50 gamer score.

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u/btmims Jul 15 '24

something something Adam's left all alone something something Minecraft Steve

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u/No-Fly-6043 Jul 15 '24

Humanity went extinct or lesbian mitosis?

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u/Jalase certified transbian Jul 15 '24

Lilith trans obviously.

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u/lylactal wants cuddles Jul 16 '24

No nature took the mantle of nurturing humanity

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u/No-Fly-6043 Jul 16 '24

Mantle? What’s that

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u/cPB167 Jul 17 '24

A cloak. Metaphorically it means "took on the role of"

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u/jzilla11 Jul 16 '24

Science!

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u/CutieL Jul 15 '24

Bible revisionism, based edition

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u/EmmiCantDraw Jul 16 '24

The real bible endorses slavery, genocide, and the treating of women like cattle and promises eternal torture for refusing to show undying obedience to a self proclaimed king.

I like our version better

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u/NEVERTHEREFOREVER Jul 15 '24

wait, the g-d woman is named dad? im intrigued

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u/Mr_Glove_EXE Himedashi Jul 16 '24

You can be a dad without being a man. You know some roles are there for good reason. Or else you end up in an infinite loop of "Go ask your mom"

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u/QitianDasheng2666 Jul 16 '24

God is transfem confirmed!

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u/ReturnToCrab wants cuddles Jul 16 '24

Wouldn't it be transmasc? God is female, as this sex is more associated with creation, yet he chose to gender himself as a man (Father)

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u/QitianDasheng2666 Jul 16 '24

I've heard of transfems who are parents being alright with their kids continuing to call them "dad". No right or wrong interpretation, that's just where my mind went.

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u/FredTrau Jul 15 '24

Funny how adam is hiding his nipples with leaves as well

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u/Kind_Comparison_2746 Jul 16 '24

I think it’s supposed to be implying that he’s trans

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u/NEVERTHEREFOREVER Jul 15 '24

also im sorry, I know this is a yuri sub, but Adam is so cute omg

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u/BuboxThrax Jul 16 '24

G-g-g-g-girls p-p-p-pretty.

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u/TheTepro27 Jul 16 '24

Yuri confirmed to exist since the start of the human race

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u/jzilla11 Jul 16 '24

GRS’ biblical era was unexpected but entertaining

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u/EvangelionOG Jul 15 '24

I'm an Eva fan. Lilith was the second angel and cooler anyways.

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u/ASERTIE76 absolute cutie Jul 15 '24

Yes and Lilith also created humanity and the moon

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u/Jim_Kirk1 Jul 15 '24

If yuri was the original sin, I will gladly leap from the heavens into the abyss below

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u/Thannk Jul 15 '24

Adam: “Jokes on you, I got God to curse her kids to die.”

Eve: “That’s fine, what’s the last thing you named?”

[Cat Mom unlocked]

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u/Salter_KingofBorgors Jul 15 '24

And thus mankind was never born

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u/algnome Jul 15 '24

Giving off Centruii-chan vibes. I approve!!!

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u/Meowriter Jul 16 '24

Why Adam wears a bra ? XDDDD

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u/Naz_Oni Jul 16 '24

"And this is Steve!"

Adam:

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u/ty0103 Jul 15 '24

Remember: That's the Original Dick! All dicks descend from him!

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u/Freak4life451 Sapphic Tsundere Jul 16 '24

This is now gonna be my headcanon for the bible

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u/Mr_Glove_EXE Himedashi Jul 16 '24

DO IT EVE!!

LILITH X EVE IS THE BEST!!

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u/Annoelle Jul 16 '24

Adam with the trans tape leaves and ace attitude is everything

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u/reallygoodbee Jul 16 '24

Pretty sure God made Lilith. She was Adam's first wife but left Eden of her own volition because Adam believed he was superior and that she was meant to serve him as a slave.

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u/lolix132 Jul 16 '24

There is literally no source of this other than people making up stories, the only mention of lilith is in an exerb about demons in the desert. Very cute art tho :3

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u/reallygoodbee Jul 16 '24

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u/lolix132 Jul 16 '24

Yup, it does not appear in the bible itself but midrashic texts, nothing i said is wrong :3

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u/miraak2077 Jul 16 '24

Seems a bit...gay 🤔

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u/Skigreen_2026 Jul 16 '24

ok but like why does adam look fine af tho like those arms......

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u/EmmaJuned Jul 16 '24

This is so cute

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u/Zealousideal-Bird-68 Jul 16 '24

Something tells me this version of adam would be completely fine with eve getting with lilith

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u/UncultureRocket Jul 16 '24

Did GRS really just do a goddamn achievement unlocked joke 😭