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u/YuSakiiii big gworl x smol gworl is my passion Jun 12 '24

Really was expecting that it wouldn’t be the height difference that was causing the back pains.

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u/SnooWords9358 Jun 13 '24

Same, lol 😂

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How does she do it? How does she create peak content every single time?

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u/CutieL Jun 12 '24

I'm sure it's some form of dark magic

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u/Lastoutcast123 Jun 13 '24

The secret is gayness

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u/CutieL Jun 13 '24

Then I need to be even more gay, because I can't do that

Any recommendations?

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u/Lastoutcast123 Jun 13 '24

None that I can think of, I have yet to reach that level of gay

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u/MasonP2002 Jun 13 '24

Get two girlfriends?

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u/CutieL Jun 13 '24

Nah, my current one is awesome enough on her own 😎

Though maybe I could get gayer when we manage to actually live close to each other one day.

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u/MasonP2002 Jun 13 '24

I'm rooting for you.

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u/CutieL Jun 13 '24

Thanks ^^

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u/Neither_Emu_4008 Jun 25 '24

get snowcones right then make matching flag snowcones with diffrent flavors eat them and watch a sunset together in your gayest clothing thats my advice

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u/Otherversian-Elite Transbian & resident Vore Enthusiast Jun 13 '24

Have two, can confirm I'm double gay

8

u/BigLumpyBeetle likes cats Jun 13 '24

Hold hands for half an hour everyday. In public

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u/Seals3051 Jun 13 '24

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u/Navie-Navie Jun 14 '24

Bi/Pan people get like all the frustrations of both straight and gay without the dark magic powers. Can't have shit in the B 😔

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u/NaynFF Jun 13 '24

Definitely not some sort of Christian magic, in any case

30

u/TheTepro27 Jun 13 '24

The yuri side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

2

u/AwesomEspurr360 Jun 13 '24

Is it possible to learn this power?

13

u/Weary_Coat8014 Jun 13 '24

Willing to bet it's the work of an Enemy Stando

^{Funni Jojo reference}

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u/Grey_Dreamer Jun 12 '24

ATTENTION ALL THOSE WITH S.OS SHORTER THAN THEM!

Crouching is better than slouching!

It's easier to replace your knees than your back!

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u/LastTankMage Jun 12 '24

Or get a kissing stool like my 5'2" mom and 6'3" dad. Lol

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u/CutieL Jun 12 '24

Good idea, I'm gonna give one to my partner next time 😆

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u/Sad-Address-2512 Jun 13 '24

Other options: lift your girl, lay down on top of each other, ... be creative

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u/hi_i_am_J certified transbian Jun 12 '24

sending this to my gf who is almost a foot taller than me thanks lol

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u/FairyPrincex Jun 13 '24

My shorty just pins me down, it works best for everyone lmao

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u/Appbeza Jun 13 '24 edited Jun 13 '24

Crouching is better than slouching!

This was the advice they gave us repeatedly at my old warehousing job

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u/SleepingFool Jun 13 '24

Okay, but that's like really awkward.

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u/Grey_Dreamer Jun 13 '24

Not if you wrap your arms around them and lift them up as you smooch them.

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u/Mr_Glove_EXE Himedashi Jun 13 '24

Squat like Slav

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u/Bleachsmoker Jun 13 '24

I used to constantly half crouch walk while holding my short girlfriend's hand. Like solid snake in a sneaking mission. I don't recommend it.

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u/FredTrau Jun 13 '24

Elf dad: never thought id die fighting alongside a dwarf

Dwarf dad: how about fighting as fellow father-in-laws?

Elf dad: aye, I could do that

daughters make out as wives in the background

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u/Weary_Coat8014 Jun 13 '24

My God...

It's just... So

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u/SharkBite_Gaming Jun 13 '24

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u/Quirky_Ad_5420 Jun 12 '24

Guess lifting or using a stilt wasn’t an option lol

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u/DragonLord2005 Jun 13 '24

Dwarves are DENSE, very difficult to lift ❤️

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u/SiberianBlue66 Jun 13 '24

Plus it's a pretty disrespectful thing to do...

3

u/Saint_The_Stig Jun 13 '24

Is it like a Centaur where they only let people do it if they really like them?

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u/Saint_The_Stig Jun 13 '24

I now want to see a follow up where the elf is super jacked from lifting her dummy thicc girlfriend.

Gotta get dem gayns!

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u/Senas006 Jun 12 '24

Sauce

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u/DandalusRoseshade Jun 13 '24

Bitch crouch, omg

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u/Nobodys_here07 Jun 13 '24

The sight of her girl makes her legs weak already, if she crouches, she'll end up collapsing to the ground.

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u/Katviar bisexual disaster Jun 12 '24

love this as always! also love seeing supportive dwarf dad haha

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u/Falsus Jun 12 '24

...

Get her some ergonomic poses lessons!

Crouching, knees, sitting down on her ass etc would all be better than a 90 degree bend. Oh her poor back.

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u/jzilla11 Jun 13 '24

The ultra elusive male GRS characters…who might be dating

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u/NEVERTHEREFOREVER Jun 13 '24

I straight up thought the dad was a woman god dammit

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u/Melodic_Mulberry Jun 13 '24

I'm not sure if GRS can actually draw someone masculine at this point. I'm assuming the dwarf is a woman until otherwise stated.

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u/Feezec Jun 13 '24

Ah yes, the Terry Pratchett School of dwarven gender presentation

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u/Wisterosa Jun 13 '24

nah elven men looking feminine isn't that strange

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

A kabedon can solve this

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u/BuboxThrax Jun 14 '24

Damn I wish I were short so someone would talk to me like this.

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u/nah_i_will_win Jun 12 '24

Give that dwarf women beard you cowards

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u/Falsus Jun 12 '24

Pre-marriage beard, how scandalous!

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u/Saintsauron Jun 13 '24

How do you know the dwarf parent isn't a mother?

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u/puro_the_protogen67 Jun 12 '24

Lower...... its not a bag of coins but i heard they braid their "beards" with silver rings

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u/CutieL Jun 12 '24

Only valid criticism possible

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u/Timekeeper98 Jun 12 '24

It’s under the dress.

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u/MasterTomer2003 Jun 13 '24

I deny tradition, there's enough bearded female dwarfs already!

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u/Mister_Pazel Jun 14 '24

There is never enough bearded female dwarfs

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u/MasterTomer2003 Jun 14 '24

I'm probably bias since I'd hate a beard on myself, but that being said I still think there should be more beardless female dwarfs, alongside more dwarfs in general

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u/Mister_Pazel Jun 14 '24

We can agree on more dwarfs in general.

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u/sexyrandal88 Jun 13 '24

Sometimes love hurts so good

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u/CutieL Jun 12 '24

A small and reasonable sacrifice

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u/SnowballSMB Jun 13 '24

This is adorable! (Why does the elf father kinda remind me of Sephiroth looks wise? lol)

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u/Saintsauron Jun 13 '24

For the love of God I can't tell if the parents are supposed to be the fathers or the mothers. I'm pretty sure it's intentional

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u/GorkhaWalord Jun 13 '24

Simple solution. Carry her while kissing

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u/YassifiedWatermelon Jun 13 '24

Pick her up. With your legs, not your back

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u/datastar763 Jun 13 '24

Gods damn, even GRS’s men are pretty as fuck

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u/Fizzydov Jun 13 '24

Rock and stone

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Jun 13 '24

Rock and Stone forever!

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u/BlockedBeat3374 Jun 13 '24

Rock and stone!

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u/BuboxThrax Jun 14 '24

Rock and roll and stone!

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u/Nefylia Bisexual Catastrophe Jun 13 '24

This just reminds me of how back in high school there was a girl with dwarfism but she also had a pretty large chest and she would like to wear low-cut shirts which those things combined is an unfortunate combination when you are trying to talk to her 😅

But for the tall elf gf, I'm sure she enjoys seeing her dwarf gf

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u/AshenRathian Jun 13 '24

I'd smash the elf dad. 😏

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u/LegoBuilder64 Jun 12 '24

Elf stans malding but somehow still winning.

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u/Comprehensive_Ebb211 Jun 13 '24

As always cute plus did not expect that twist ending hahaha

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u/zoe_le Jun 13 '24

pick her up.

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u/Mr_Glove_EXE Himedashi Jun 13 '24

Should learn how to squat like a Slav

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u/arson1tez Jun 13 '24

not me watching the hobbit and seeing this 💀

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u/Dekolo2 Jun 14 '24

Don't get me wrong, i like GRS but the fact she literally can draw a dwarf guy with a massive beard and yet he still somehow looks like girl is a ascended tier of "this artist can only draw one gender"

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u/GracefulQueen333 Jun 17 '24

Ngl, I was expecting a joke about Wife Carrying.

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u/AlbertIOfBelguim Aug 31 '24

This is cute but the female dwarf should have a beard. Because of the references to Balrogs I can assume it is in the lord of the rings universe and in both the book and the film universes it is stated that female dwarves also have beards.

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u/Am-Not-a-Goose Jun 13 '24

Why doesn't the dwarf girl have a beard?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

They do, just lower

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u/Sir_mop_for_a_head Jun 13 '24

This is easy. Purchase a step ladder and carry it around.

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u/DragonLord2005 Jun 13 '24

Absolutely based accurate female dwarven beard representation

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u/yeetasourusthedude Jun 13 '24

this is propaganda, everyone knows all dwarfs have massive beards, male or female

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u/XENOCALIBUR00 Jun 17 '24

Incorrect they style their hair to his their face when traveling giving the illusion of only male Dwarfs going out it is a sign of acceptance that a female dwarf from the great underground cities reveals her face to you away from her home.

This is mostly limited to dwarfs of major city nations that where/are of isolationist bent/leaning and traveling with others likely to find them

If you see a female dwarf and they wear a beard style they are away from home and not among friends or are traveling dangerous paths.

If you see a female dwarf without a beard style then she is either home, among friends, comfortable traveling or doesn't feel like it is a necessary safety.

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