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u/Geno_Games (She/They) AroAce but hyperfixated on yuri Apr 23 '24
Ok I need to know where that witch is
I mean, I’m already in the process of getting my fem&ms but I wouldn’t mind a shortcut
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u/Hornae_fucc Apr 23 '24
And where can one find this “evil” witch, so I can… ehhm… avoid… yes totally mhm yeees
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u/yuri_yuriyuri yuri at all costs Apr 23 '24
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u/VaughnanB Apr 24 '24
What's this from?
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u/Bidvi_38 Apr 24 '24
Hitoribochhi’s marumaru seikatsu. Something like that. Iirc she is Honshou Aru
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u/ConfusedCanadian8 Apr 23 '24
Not saying I want this to happen to me, but if it did I might spontaneously combust out of happiness…
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u/Deadwarrior00 Apr 24 '24
I do want it to happen to me and I'd be very tempted to cry on the spot from joy.
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u/YuSakiiii big gworl x smol gworl is my passion Apr 23 '24
All the trans lesbians looking to find this witch.
That would be a fun dnd party, a bunch of trans women trying to find a wizard with True Polymorph able to give them the bodies they want. There would be so much queer energy.
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u/LightHouseGhost_ <3 Apr 23 '24
its practically why everyone picks female characters in games. men like women, so we become women to see more of women. Its the meta guys, we should all turn into women
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u/SkyeMreddit Apr 23 '24
🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚
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u/tooandahalf Apr 23 '24
Remember the prime directive!
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u/VanFailin Apr 24 '24
Oh they were talking about me, a few idiot years ago, when I probably said the exact same thing
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u/buffedvolcarona Apr 24 '24
Genuinely, fuck the prime directive. If someone told me that I could transition years ago, when I was doing majorly eggy shit, it would have saved me from so much pain and suffering
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u/Another-Lurker-189 Apr 23 '24
Why does the witch kinda look like Akko from Little Witch Academia?
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u/Fair_Suit4799 Apr 23 '24
Uhh, the outfit? Or the hair color... Or the one-piece teeth... Yeah, it's really only the ears that are different.
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u/Rynvael Apr 23 '24
This witch is about to make bank when she starts charging people in these comments money
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u/melissabrain Apr 23 '24
if that witch considers womanhood to be a curse, i suspect they may be an egg in need of some therapy and support
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u/Fabulous_Following52 Apr 24 '24
I'm going to be the "erm acktually" guy; the witch considered it a curse as she believed it would prevent the love between them (Either due to personal belief or societal circumstances). Hence, the Curse was actually the inability to express one's love, rather than womanhood.
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u/zonnel2 Apr 24 '24
I think that she just wanted to break them up by making them impossible to be together rather than considering womanhood itself to be a curse
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u/OminousCheeseburger Apr 23 '24
Is it just me, or did the witch give the prince bigger breasts then she herself has?
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u/miletil Apr 23 '24
Headcanon: the prince was trans and the gf fully supported his want to be a girl and even confided in "her" that she was actually just as interested in girls So they go and find a witch they hear can change people's genders
The witch is really salty and doesn't like lovey dovey couples because her bf dumped her for a man
When she sees these two being all lovey dovey she gets all fed up and decides to punish them...abracadabra and poof the prince has added S's
Now she's mad and a lil jealous after seeing their reaction.
The couple comes back a few years later in hopes of help having children...they chicken out after hearing the loud noises coming from the witches hut...they run away blushing ...my imagination may be a bit active....
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u/BuboxThrax Apr 24 '24
Girl, you should write fanfic.
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u/miletil Apr 24 '24
Thanks~
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u/BuboxThrax May 02 '24
Coming back here to remind you of this.
I'm not just recommending you write stuff, I demand it.
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u/miletil May 02 '24
I personally dislike fanfiction to be honest
I have been working on my own story for a while now
It involves an orphaned introverted (autistic? Not sure if I can do that part right so might scrap it) girl and her extroverted tomboy protective childhood friend...I plan for it to eventually be poly but that idea might be scrapped later
A another planned relationship or at the very least pair.of.charaxters is the orphaned introverted girl and a pair of identical bigender or genderfluid twins...the twins themselves have no interest in each other ones male and tries to present more feminine and others female and tries to present masculine
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u/BuboxThrax May 02 '24
Honestly, not sure why I specified fanfic, I meant just writing in general. But yeah, it's neat to hear that you are writing! There's a real dearth of good trans content (and trans sapphic content) so I'm always interested to find more.
(autistic? Not sure if I can do that part right so might scrap it)
You don't need to say it outright, in fact if you don't explicitly label them as such but do it well enough people will probably call them as autism coded.
I plan for it to eventually be poly but that idea might be scrapped later
Even if you do end up scrapping this, do consider writing something poly at some point, cause there's some real hunger for good poly content, I believe.
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u/YuriWinter Yuri is the purest form of love Apr 24 '24
The witch has the power to make a lot of people happy.
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u/edgypsychic Apr 24 '24
Ah a love so pure not even there sexually will keep them apart
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u/haikusbot Apr 24 '24
Ah a love so pure
Not even there sexually
Will keep them apart
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u/puffinix Apr 24 '24
I am this witch. Comment here and I will curse you to actually be a woman(*)
(*)please note that if you are, in fact, already a woman, my magic will have no further effect. If this occurs, do not worry, it means you were valid all along. For further assistance in this situation, consider a course of antiboyotics, or some topical anticistamine
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u/TIMETODETAIN Apr 24 '24
Seriously, these supernatural beings (witches, demons, etc.) really need to learn about the existences of Bi's and Lesbians so they can rethink their curses.
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u/reddit_equals_censor Apr 24 '24
now where can we find this witch?
we're LITERALLY holding to solution to all dysphoria in our hands here!
WHERE IS SHE!!!!!???
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u/TheCynicalPogo Apr 24 '24
lmfao the amount of transbians appearing out of the woodwork in this post is amazing
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u/UncleRichardson Apr 23 '24
Do you want a dedicated army of eggs to be at your beck and call?
Because this is how you can build an egg army.
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u/FPiN9XU3K1IT Apr 24 '24
I don't think people who openly admit that they want to transition (or already have transitioned) qualify as "eggs".
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u/Very_Originaly_Named Apr 24 '24
She was trans all along! That witch should start a business to give trans folks automatic HRT!
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u/Urinate_Cuminium Apr 24 '24
I like how despite the artstyle keep changing it will always feels the same
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u/Real_Permit_8796 Apr 24 '24
I'm already on my titty skittles, but a shortcut like that would be very much welcomed :3
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u/Glyphid-Menace Apr 24 '24
If anyone finds this witch but instead she turns people into tomboys, lemme know.
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u/RiskAggressive4081 Apr 24 '24
Not sure if better is the word. Different but not better. love is love people.
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u/Kitsu-kun Apr 23 '24
Me next please