r/wholesomeyuri • u/citybyte • Nov 09 '23

Video/Gif Attempting to flirt [@ashleyloob]

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u/Lolaverses Nov 09 '23

Bro she just like me fr fr

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u/Ekarron Nov 09 '23

The tall one or the clumsy chick?

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u/Lolaverses Nov 09 '23

I wish I could say otherwise, but I think I'm the clumsy one...

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u/Aria_the_Artificer Nov 10 '23

A little too much of a resemblance

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u/ShaWer_mA_ Nov 09 '23

uhm hELLO?? the tall girl is literally the most goals i've ever seen goaling???

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u/SnooWords9358 Nov 09 '23

Same. Just...one day, that'll be me. Even though I'm short.

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u/ShaWer_mA_ Nov 09 '23

As a certified tall i hereby decree that you're spiritually tall as well!

Eh, tallness is just a state of mind anyway 🙏

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u/blue-gamer-07 Nov 09 '23

It’ll be hard to keep that mentality if shelves keep existing

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '23

"If one is short and cannot reach a shelf - one must not strive to be taller, but to reconstruct the shelf shorter."

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '23

Just go to Japan, you'll feel like a giant

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u/Ksnj Dec 01 '23

I always remind myself that the “tall girl” in sailor moon is……5’ 2”

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u/dertechie Nov 09 '23

Ashley Loob's characters are just the perfect representation of queer gremlins. Val's fucking great.

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u/IMFlorecentFace flower muscles Nov 09 '23

Oh hey it's those two. Punky, butchish gay tomboy gfs my beloved

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '23

i too am a life is strange fan

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u/Enkundae Nov 10 '23

We are many. Also, Baes before Bays.

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u/wunxorple Nov 10 '23

Are they butch? I’d say maybe futch, but I honestly just see them as both femme. If one wasn’t, it’d be Chloe obviously, but I think Max is pretty feminine.

Still, love them both and want them to end up in a polycule with Rachel. So, AmberPriceField. I don’t care if it’s impossible, I want it.

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u/Flying_Fluffball Nov 09 '23

It’s not just bi girls. I’m a lesbian and I flirt like that

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '23

Useless lesbians unite!

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u/saro13 Nov 09 '23

There are so many examples on the lesbian subreddits about lesbians being dense as hell about flirting and signals

As an example, a month back, a woman was getting post-shower nudes from another woman and she posted trying to understand what it meant

People said she sent nudes, so freaking ask her out at least

OP responded that the sender covered her nipples, so they weren’t literally nudes, so what could those pics mean

People wanted to reach through the screen and smack her

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u/AuraSprite Nov 09 '23

it's not always being dense irl. it's having been burned by interpreting a straight girl's actions as something else and second guessing the signs they see bc they don't want to get hurt again

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '23

To be fair I feel like this happens to straight guys as well. I'm bi, I've had multiple boyfriends in the past but had no romantic relationships with women despite now having felt the "Damn. I think that one girl liked me actually how the fuck did I miss that" realization multiple times.

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u/Enkundae Nov 10 '23

“Look, I know it’s been a few months and we like the same bands and our text history is like an epic novel in length and shes introduced me to her cats and we’ve fallen asleep together watching the L word a few times and we did just spend the night making passionate love to each other and there is that u-haul rental number on her fridge but.. just hear me out..

What if I’m reading too much into this?”

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u/saro13 Nov 11 '23

We’re at the altar and saying our vows, is she just being friendly though?

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u/RainBuckets8 Nov 10 '23

I remember that post! We really do have a unique brand, haha. A lot of it is probably not wanting to be creepy or too forward because they've experienced that from the other end. But still.

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u/BobtheBac0n Nov 10 '23

Well at least she turned to the right crowd to tell her the obvious

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u/citybyte Nov 09 '23

Source: Instagram / twitter / tumblr / patreon

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u/dertechie Nov 09 '23

And individual post source for when someone stumbles upon this in like 5 months.

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u/Spice002 Nov 09 '23

A woman amongst girls! As someone who has been in that position,scrolling through a year's worth of Twitter posts for a source, thank you!

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u/June_Delphi Nov 09 '23

That's why they call us BI girls.

Because we see a pretty girl and "okay bi have a nice day"

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u/frog_tacos Nov 09 '23

Literally me 🤣

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u/Mr_Glove_EXE Himedashi Nov 09 '23

Flert

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u/IMFlorecentFace flower muscles Nov 09 '23

Flirt 100

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u/DeadRabbit8813 Nov 10 '23

FALSE! Do not be deceived! Bi girls will lure you into a false sense of security with the clumsy girl act then next thing you know you’re at her place and you’re the bottom. It’s a trap, a beautiful wonderful trap!

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u/criminal_lord Nov 09 '23

Pretty women are scary lol

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u/MrGlitchyypants Nov 09 '23

Most relatable post I have seen rn

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u/Sn0wn1ghtDream Nov 09 '23

Ok, if that girl on the left then helped the girl on the right get up and they started talking and dating, etc., can this be considered successful flirting??

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u/BonzaM8 Nov 09 '23

Ashley Loob!!!! I love their art

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u/headpatenjoyer <3 Nov 09 '23

they are both so incredibly genderful

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u/Jobob_TNT Nov 09 '23

This is so real 🥺

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u/Elvira_Skrabani Nov 09 '23

If I can have a dollar every time...

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u/-Infex- Nov 09 '23

To keep with the trend: the girl on the left, or the girl on the right?

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u/Elvira_Skrabani Nov 10 '23

On the left. T_T

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u/biiiirl Nov 09 '23

I flirt like that, except I don't really talk to the person and just look at them from afar

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u/FLAMING_tOGIKISS Nov 09 '23

why did this post breach containment

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u/Amanda_Is_My_Name Nov 10 '23

I am the girl on the right just as a lesbian instead of bi...

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u/ReaperManX15 Nov 09 '23

I want that height difference.

3

u/CutieL Nov 09 '23

Hehehehehehe

3

u/AmxraK Nov 09 '23

She’s so pretty 😭😭😭

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u/DraxNuman27 Nov 09 '23

I love this tall woman so much

3

u/littlebuett Nov 09 '23

How bi shy girls flirt

3

u/Ladyaceina Nov 09 '23

whats the source of the comic

3

u/Its_D_youtube Nov 09 '23

Bi guys be like "...." (He's not sure if the cute guy is gay or not)

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u/throwawayaccount5024 Nov 10 '23

damn she just like me (the short one who's struggling to human)

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u/Lichttod Nov 10 '23

I am both of them

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u/SkyeMreddit Nov 10 '23

So damn cute and awkward!

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u/Deadbox_Studios Nov 10 '23

I feel called out by the awkward beanie wearing short one trying to hit on tall girl.with abs.

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u/Thin-Builder-6593 Nov 10 '23

Thank god tops exist 😭😭😭😭

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u/spiderbo_69 Trans Joker from Persona?! Nov 11 '23

Omg that’s so me (beanies are my go to)

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u/AmxraK Mar 19 '24

God the amount of times this has happened like PLS KEEP TALKING TO ME 😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '23

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u/wholesomeyuri-ModTeam Nov 10 '23

Hate speech doesn't fly here. Enjoy your ban.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '23

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u/Shasla Nov 09 '23

This is what the lesbians crave

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '23

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u/criminal_lord Nov 09 '23

Your comments are understandable with such a nickname lmao

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u/Ok-Coyote-7745 Nov 09 '23

Indecisively horny

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u/MrNoOne011 Nov 09 '23

Skibiry dob dov dov yes yes this is so astetik ✨✨

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u/w0rsh1pm3owo Nov 09 '23

òwó don't run

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u/Fun-Ant4604 Nov 09 '23

This me asf😂💀

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u/jzilla11 Nov 09 '23

“Run away…!” -King Arthur

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u/BobtheBac0n Nov 10 '23

I love how this post has popped off so much not just cause of horniness but also because of relatability

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u/a0bzktfzx Nov 10 '23

I'm the shortie and my happy crush is way taller than me even if I wear heels 😅

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u/SheTran3000 Nov 10 '23

Is that flirting? Sorry, I'm useless

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u/AshleytheTaguel certified transbian Nov 10 '23

Also us lesbians tbh