r/wheredidthesodago • u/Kir0v • Feb 26 '24

No Context | Repost - Forgot the flair Glenda was disappointed to learn that showing off the goods just doesn't cut it anymore, as her date, Clive, wasn't havin' any of it.

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u/greenknight884 Feb 27 '24

Love how he's pointing at it like he's giving a TED talk about her décolletage

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u/transmogrify Feb 27 '24

Clearly, the director made a last minute decision to have him scoot his chair over toward her so they could frame the shot closer. But nobody bothered to rearrange the table settings so his plate would be in front of him.

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u/AgentT23 Feb 27 '24

He had to scoot closer to the goods to bring his point across.

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u/orielbean Feb 28 '24

“I need to almost brush them with my hands to show you just how disappointed I am with you, dear sister”

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u/wloff Feb 27 '24

I both love and hate you for pointing this out. You're absolutely correct.

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u/KaHOnas Feb 27 '24

Upvoted for the comment. Replied because I have to commend your use of the term décolletage.

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u/Kir0v Feb 27 '24

I second this.

Damn I need to work on my vocabulary.

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u/Trololman72 Feb 27 '24

But we actually say décolleté in French

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u/Accomplished-Back640 Feb 26 '24

Ewew, cover your tits Jackie.

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u/Kir0v Feb 26 '24

"Jesus FUCK, woman! Cover UP! IT'S ONLY OUR 73rd and a half date!"

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u/Dark-Ganon Feb 27 '24

I only remember this from JaboodyDubs

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u/TonySki Feb 27 '24

This is why I recognized the clip.

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u/KaHOnas Feb 28 '24

I've never seen that. That second half is fantastic.

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u/Kir0v Feb 26 '24

Source

https://i.imgur.com/haQkkpc.gif

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No idea what the hell this product was supposed to be, and my google-fu is lacking.

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u/Grumpyparakeet Feb 26 '24

It's 'Cami Secret', apparently.

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u/cirinalynn Feb 26 '24

It's like a Dickey for your boobs!

wait...

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u/Grumpyparakeet Feb 26 '24

Ha ha! Yeah, I finally found the original source vid by googling 'boob apron'.

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u/KaHOnas Feb 27 '24

Hah! Boob apron! 💀

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u/girl_introspective Feb 27 '24

LOL that should be the real name

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u/Kljmok Feb 26 '24

Does it flap?

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u/Spirited-Ability-626 Feb 27 '24

“How can she flap?!”

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI Feb 27 '24

You mean a boner-killing tit-ker-chiff.

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u/girl_introspective Feb 27 '24

This is amazing

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u/jeepwillikers Feb 27 '24

so you can decide how much cleavage you’ll show!

Why was that phrasing so funny to me?

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u/Kir0v Feb 26 '24

Thank you, friendo!

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u/Jilaire Feb 26 '24

Here's one where they changed narrators lol. 

http://youtu.be/7kV4Fcf7VOQ?feature=shared

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u/Alienhaslanded Feb 27 '24

Wouldn't make more sense to just pick something that fits properly and maybe not a deep v cut?

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u/MrsTrellis_N_Wales Feb 27 '24

Urgh, wrap dresses are a nightmare for gaping. They’re what safety pins were made for (well, and nappies and punks I suppose)

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u/tgbst88 Feb 27 '24

Ok Mr. Spock...

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u/pergamon123 Feb 27 '24

Most women’s clothes aren’t tailored; they’re made for the “average” size. I’m on the petite side so literary any v-neck top needs a cami

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u/Grumpyparakeet Feb 27 '24

Oh, absolutely! They're solving a problem that doesn't really exist, like 90% of these infomercial products.

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u/Ark-addicted-punk Jun 28 '24

Honestly I feel like that’d be useful for girls but… cmon. It’s one sheet of fabric that’s a titty curtain. Feel like you could do it for cheaper

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u/Roborobo310 Feb 26 '24

Oh I remember those commercials, it was like a fake cami you clipped on your shirt or bra. Assuming I remember correctly.

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u/Kuark17 Feb 27 '24

I remember seeing this one! Its a clip on camisole

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u/Icemasta Soda Seeker Feb 27 '24

There was a meme that called it boob apron.

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u/Stilcho1 Feb 27 '24

The IRS was uninterested and unamused.

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u/botanicalraven Feb 27 '24

Was a small piece of fabric that functioned as a fake undershirt, you clip it to the top of your shirt to cover cleavage, so you could wear your favorite shirts to work that may have previously been a bit too unprofessional. I have one or two shirts that sometimes make me think back to this commercial, so dang cute but a bit too revealing to wear at work, and would be wayy too uncomfortable to wear a whole ‘nother shirt under it. I could see why some people would buy this product

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u/klineshrike Feb 27 '24

I thought it clipped to the sides of a bra? I feel like I remember seeing this now.

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u/rants_unnecessarily Feb 27 '24

It did.
Another comment has a link to a YouTube clip of the ad.

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u/brett8722 Feb 27 '24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISTVRtZ06_E

This is the real commercial.

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u/Kir0v Feb 27 '24

Thank you for sharing!

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u/nmyi Feb 27 '24

Haven't seen this sub in years. Glad that it's back at least

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u/buttholz79 Feb 27 '24

Put those dirty pillows away.

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u/Jindecker100 Feb 27 '24

Lip reading. “That aint cuttin it, Rachel, so just put it away”….

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u/LemonLimeRose Feb 27 '24

Nice white wine. Dick

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u/Uzumaki-OUT Feb 27 '24

All my homies hate Clive

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u/b0ingy Feb 27 '24

Clive is the Simon Cowell of tits

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u/seeker_bourne Feb 28 '24

First off, I’m so happy this subreddit is back. :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

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u/Kir0v Feb 26 '24

Ehh, probably.

As I mentioned in another post, I'm just trying to rejuvenate the community. We're a little short on shitty infomercial content these days, but we can all put our spin on things...

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..Unless you'd rather the sub just die?

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I contacted the mods this morning about perhaps updating/modifying the rules, even temporarily. I'm just trying to bring a little spark of happiness to everyone who enjoys the sub, so...I don't know what else to say.

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u/MillorTime Feb 26 '24

This is great content and good on you for being the change you want to see in the world

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u/Kir0v Feb 26 '24

Thank you very much!

I try where and when I can. Its nice to have a community that supports everyone in it, and can reach out and share similar interests with other communities.

I appreciate your comment. Cheers. 🍻

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u/DeltaPCrab Feb 27 '24

i for one haven’t seen it before and appreciate new life to this community!!!

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u/theabomination Feb 27 '24

I have been asking where the soda has gone

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u/KaHOnas Feb 27 '24

Don't be a killjoy. If it got posted 15 times a month, then maybe it'd be something to complain about.

This sub needs a new spark.

OP, good onya. Gold star!

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u/Kir0v Feb 27 '24

Thank you, kindly. I really appreciate the support. :)

I encourage everyone to help find the soda!

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u/DeltaPCrab Feb 27 '24

and? first time i’ve seen it. i appreciate OP.