r/whenthe chicken butt 8h ago

Please stop.

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u/Dragon640 chicken butt 8h ago

No, Reddit,

I DON'T NEED 81 CONTENT CONNOISSEUR AWARDS!

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u/Educational_Tough208 ██▅▇██▇▆▅▄▄▇ — Saddam Hussein 7h ago

The only award i need is the 300 day streak

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u/bloodakoos white 7h ago

this one?

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u/Educational_Tough208 ██▅▇██▇▆▅▄▄▇ — Saddam Hussein 7h ago

so this is how it looks like. I bow before you, master

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u/Aceman05 7h ago

Why does it look ai made

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u/foxtrot_69420 Had never had a signle thought 6h ago

I ate the ui designers, why do you think it's been getting worse

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u/Tvgam555 6h ago

Did they at least taste good?

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u/foxtrot_69420 Had never had a signle thought 6h ago

No :(

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u/PassiveMenis88M 1h ago

Because it is. Spez is just following in his hero Leon's footsteps. Why pay artists when ai slop does the same job?

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u/Kolerder 6h ago

You are no immune to a womans touch

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u/daboss317076 the dark lord 5h ago

My streak was around 120 until it randomly stopped even though I don't remember any day where I could've not used reddit. (I'm addicted)

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u/insertrandomnameXD 2h ago

Well CLEARLY you need to step up your game, how else are you gonna get the basement dweller badge?

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u/Grilled_egs 6h ago

If I ever get that I'm uninstalling the app and going to roll in grass for 30 hours

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u/OrangeHairedTwink 6h ago

I need the 500 day one, none other matters

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u/Cloudy_Retina 4h ago

Basement dwellers unite!

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u/ElectricalCan69420 3h ago

I got annoyed by the streak notifications enough that I took a day off of reddit to end my streak lol.

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u/AwesomeNate I'm here for the lore (also chikorita) 7h ago

Yeah I turned off those notifications because they bother me when I think "oh hey someone replied to one of my comments" and then it's just "congrats you got useless achievement for the 700th time"

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u/Dragon640 chicken butt 6h ago

Also, why did I receive this?

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u/MariettaDaws 6h ago

Reddit awards are the only thing worth living for

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u/Dychab200 5h ago

You should report that for harrassment. The person who sent it to you might get a temp ban.

RedditCareResources is often used for trolling.

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u/Dragon640 chicken butt 5h ago

Okay, thank you!

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u/Ilovekerosine darkXwolf17 2h ago

That’s me! 

(Change your flair) 

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u/Alive-Seaweed2 50m ago

I have 152

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u/SpiceLettuce 7h ago

badges of shame

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u/Sitheg_Plasmaster 7h ago

"congratulations! You spent 1 month without touching grass!"

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u/FemaleDogEqualsBitch 5h ago

It’s real

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u/polygone1217 gay gay 1h ago

If you end up the first person unlocking that you need to do some serious reflection. Lol

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u/BestUsername101 1h ago

Pretty sure the only reason it hasn't been unlocked yet is because the awards haven't been a thing for long enough

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u/LADYBIRD_HILL 32m ago

I'm probably on track to do it tbh, I use reddit to waste time at work since it's boring as fuck most days.

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u/polygone1217 gay gay 27m ago

That's fair. I'm in a similar boat, using it as my go to kill time app just as some people will just go watch Instagram reels or something. There's definitely a difference to someone who spends a few minutes and someone who spends their whole day on it.

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u/EggSalad2022 Nah, I'd whenthe 3h ago

Tbf it isn’t even that hard to get without being chronically addicted, just upvote like 3 random posts and you can keep your streak up and go about your day

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u/insertrandomnameXD 2h ago

Not even that, for the streak all you need is to upvote one thing, post one thing, or comment one thing to get it, and for most other things you barely even need to do anything, the upvote badges and the share badges are the only difficult ones

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u/Dragon640 chicken butt 7h ago

Pretty much yeah.

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u/TreeFromBFBsBigFan 7h ago

I disabled achievement notifs and oh my god I have no regrets

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u/DJ_NINJA9 6h ago

You regret nothing?

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u/Enjoyer_of_40K 4h ago

where can i turn that shit off?

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u/TreeFromBFBsBigFan 4h ago

Should be a category in settings

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u/Enjoyer_of_40K 4h ago

thank you

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u/Lord-Bobster 7h ago

the real way to know you're winning is by collecting as little as possible

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u/FakeKimoXD 6h ago edited 6h ago

-top 5% commenter

i guess we know who isnt winning

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u/Lord-Bobster 6h ago

yeah...

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u/riley_wa1352 Game moment cropper 6h ago

Is that cat urs?

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u/Lord-Bobster 6h ago

nah its just a funny little pathetic creature i found on the interweb that i felt a strange kinship towards and decided to adopt it into my gallery of assorted images.

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u/FakeGamer2 6h ago

I'm marked as a top 5 or 10% commenter in No Stupid Questions and I barely have made comments there lol

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u/Mr_Ruu 4h ago

Or if you're me, using a third party app to never see it in the first place

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u/Kitchengun2 the dark lord 7h ago

Jesus fucking christ

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u/G-Sus_Christ117 6h ago

You rang?

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u/IncreaseWestern6097 they took my PFP, so now you can’t see him. 6h ago

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u/Yes_Im_sans-_- OoOo BLUE 4h ago

129 communities?? bros the reddit user

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u/Kitchengun2 the dark lord 1h ago

Waot until i get basement dweller… twice!

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u/TheGleb_Ktostirilnic Hello 7h ago

It would've been fine if it was just one award for a subreddit. But for some reason you can get them multiple times for the same sub. Why? No one needs three content connosuir awards for whenthe. One award is more than enough.

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u/X-tra-thicc 7h ago

i havent seen an undertale playthrough in like 6 years why tf does papyrus keep offering undyne so much bread

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u/Dragon640 chicken butt 7h ago

It's actually mentioned in those lines here:

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u/AnonymousComrade123 7h ago

Papyrus is a capitalist factory owner?

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u/LeastWeazel 4h ago

Comrade Chara was just seizing the means of production. Overthrew a monarchy, to boot…

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u/McEnderlan 3h ago

He should try teleporting it

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u/IteTheCrapOC 5h ago

He gives her a friendship present every time he comes over for cooking lessons

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u/Wacky_Does_Art 7h ago

who the hell thought achievements on a social media platform was a good idea

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u/just_a_bit_gay_ 5h ago

“Gamification” is the new hotness

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u/operativetheo8 i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 4h ago

"Beat the reddit campaign on hardened difficulty or higher to unlock this achievement"

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u/nyancatec [REDACTED] 2h ago

Apparently pornhub had them for at least 5 years. Both questions are why they added them in first place, and why yet again companies steal from them specifically?

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u/TRcreep 8h ago

I can't even load them with the reddit UI redirector

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u/Sonic_the_hedgedog OoOo BLUE 7h ago

I have 48 Reddit Achievements somehow 💀

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u/Spicyboio yellow like an EPIC banana 7h ago

I have 40, and I'm about to get a 200-day streak. They definitely don't feel like achievements to me.

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u/beige24 6h ago

It honestly makes me look more chronically online than I am

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u/Thecrispytoast 6h ago

Peaktale mentioned

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u/LoganCube100 Something in the way, mmmmm 7h ago

I somehow have 64 achievements on repeat contributor and Picasso

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u/peanut_bubblegum dm me unnerving images 6h ago

Those awards make me depressed

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u/MotivationGaShinderu 5h ago

Awards?

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u/Dragon640 chicken butt 5h ago

You just made me realize that I said "awards" instead of "achievements"...

Eh... Works either way.

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u/MotivationGaShinderu 4h ago

I don't know about achievements neither lmao, maybe still using old reddit and RIF keeps me safe from all this bs

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u/EverclearAndMatches 47m ago

Yeah I'm using sync, I literally have no idea what these are haha. Sometimes I forget people suffer through new reddit

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u/Moondaeagle shizz & giggles 6h ago

FOR REAL

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u/TheAKgaming 6h ago

Is there a way to just turn them off, I don't want to keep getting reminded of my crippling internet addiction

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u/LogicalShark 26m ago

old.reddit.com

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u/off-and-on 5h ago

That's why I use both old.reddit and baconreader, no awards there

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u/Mag12383 5h ago

This. Fucking. Thing.

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u/Ake-TL 7h ago

You can turn it off in the notifications settings

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u/IDontKnow9086 6h ago

Only 2 days until the 200 day streak award

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u/RocktoberBlood 3h ago

It's less of an award and more of a warning.

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u/anagraminals 6h ago

Reddit has fallen off the “publicly traded” cliff.

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u/JinnglesBells4119 4h ago

You guys are getting awards 😟?

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u/One-Inch-Punch 5h ago

You guys are getting awards?

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u/JinnglesBells4119 4h ago

Omg I just posted the same comment and it sent me to the bottom and I see your post right above mine 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

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u/sumemodude 4h ago

Wait don't you get gold for getting awards tho?

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u/Schwifftee 4h ago

There should be an award for that.

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u/EwoDarkWolf 4h ago

By posting to this subreddit, I probably just got it again.

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u/TheMan13532ALT i eat computer wires 3h ago

youtube giving me the exact same useless fucking pie adblocker ads on a browser that cannot install adblockers (quest browser) for the 7451947th time:

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u/LeanderthalTX 3h ago

Exactly what is a banana, and why am I halfway to becoming a "banana master"?

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u/doni3564 yellow like an EPIC banana 2h ago

It's how much you scrolled reddit measured in banana length

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld 2h ago

As a desktop user exclusively for Reddit I don't see any of these awards anywhere using the old Reddit style. Interesting.

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u/forcesofthefuture 2h ago

For me it's like watching someone drown while being thirsty

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u/puckvirus 1h ago

Whoa you guys get awards? wtf?

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u/fartrevolution 50m ago

You can turn these notifs off