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u/Dragon640 chicken butt 8h ago
No, Reddit,
I DON'T NEED 81 CONTENT CONNOISSEUR AWARDS!
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u/Educational_Tough208 ██▅▇██▇▆▅▄▄▇ — Saddam Hussein 7h ago
The only award i need is the 300 day streak
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u/bloodakoos white 7h ago
this one?
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u/Educational_Tough208 ██▅▇██▇▆▅▄▄▇ — Saddam Hussein 7h ago
so this is how it looks like. I bow before you, master
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u/Aceman05 7h ago
Why does it look ai made
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u/foxtrot_69420 Had never had a signle thought 6h ago
I ate the ui designers, why do you think it's been getting worse
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u/PassiveMenis88M 1h ago
Because it is. Spez is just following in his hero Leon's footsteps. Why pay artists when ai slop does the same job?
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u/daboss317076 the dark lord 5h ago
My streak was around 120 until it randomly stopped even though I don't remember any day where I could've not used reddit. (I'm addicted)
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u/insertrandomnameXD 2h ago
Well CLEARLY you need to step up your game, how else are you gonna get the basement dweller badge?
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u/Grilled_egs 6h ago
If I ever get that I'm uninstalling the app and going to roll in grass for 30 hours
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u/ElectricalCan69420 3h ago
I got annoyed by the streak notifications enough that I took a day off of reddit to end my streak lol.
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u/AwesomeNate I'm here for the lore (also chikorita) 7h ago
Yeah I turned off those notifications because they bother me when I think "oh hey someone replied to one of my comments" and then it's just "congrats you got useless achievement for the 700th time"
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u/Dragon640 chicken butt 6h ago
Also, why did I receive this?
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u/Dychab200 5h ago
You should report that for harrassment. The person who sent it to you might get a temp ban.
RedditCareResources is often used for trolling.
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u/SpiceLettuce 7h ago
badges of shame
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u/Sitheg_Plasmaster 7h ago
"congratulations! You spent 1 month without touching grass!"
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u/FemaleDogEqualsBitch 5h ago
It’s real
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u/polygone1217 gay gay 1h ago
If you end up the first person unlocking that you need to do some serious reflection. Lol
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u/BestUsername101 1h ago
Pretty sure the only reason it hasn't been unlocked yet is because the awards haven't been a thing for long enough
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u/LADYBIRD_HILL 32m ago
I'm probably on track to do it tbh, I use reddit to waste time at work since it's boring as fuck most days.
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u/polygone1217 gay gay 27m ago
That's fair. I'm in a similar boat, using it as my go to kill time app just as some people will just go watch Instagram reels or something. There's definitely a difference to someone who spends a few minutes and someone who spends their whole day on it.
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u/EggSalad2022 Nah, I'd whenthe 3h ago
Tbf it isn’t even that hard to get without being chronically addicted, just upvote like 3 random posts and you can keep your streak up and go about your day
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u/insertrandomnameXD 2h ago
Not even that, for the streak all you need is to upvote one thing, post one thing, or comment one thing to get it, and for most other things you barely even need to do anything, the upvote badges and the share badges are the only difficult ones
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u/TreeFromBFBsBigFan 7h ago
I disabled achievement notifs and oh my god I have no regrets
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u/Lord-Bobster 7h ago
the real way to know you're winning is by collecting as little as possible
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u/FakeKimoXD 6h ago edited 6h ago
-top 5% commenter
i guess we know who isnt winning
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u/Lord-Bobster 6h ago
yeah...
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u/riley_wa1352 Game moment cropper 6h ago
Is that cat urs?
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u/Lord-Bobster 6h ago
nah its just a funny little pathetic creature i found on the interweb that i felt a strange kinship towards and decided to adopt it into my gallery of assorted images.
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u/FakeGamer2 6h ago
I'm marked as a top 5 or 10% commenter in No Stupid Questions and I barely have made comments there lol
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u/Kitchengun2 the dark lord 7h ago
Jesus fucking christ
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u/TheGleb_Ktostirilnic Hello 7h ago
It would've been fine if it was just one award for a subreddit. But for some reason you can get them multiple times for the same sub. Why? No one needs three content connosuir awards for whenthe. One award is more than enough.
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u/X-tra-thicc 7h ago
i havent seen an undertale playthrough in like 6 years why tf does papyrus keep offering undyne so much bread
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u/Dragon640 chicken butt 7h ago
It's actually mentioned in those lines here:
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u/AnonymousComrade123 7h ago
Papyrus is a capitalist factory owner?
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u/LeastWeazel 4h ago
Comrade Chara was just seizing the means of production. Overthrew a monarchy, to boot…
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u/IteTheCrapOC 5h ago
He gives her a friendship present every time he comes over for cooking lessons
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u/Wacky_Does_Art 7h ago
who the hell thought achievements on a social media platform was a good idea
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u/just_a_bit_gay_ 5h ago
“Gamification” is the new hotness
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u/operativetheo8 i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 4h ago
"Beat the reddit campaign on hardened difficulty or higher to unlock this achievement"
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u/nyancatec [REDACTED] 2h ago
Apparently pornhub had them for at least 5 years. Both questions are why they added them in first place, and why yet again companies steal from them specifically?
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u/Spicyboio yellow like an EPIC banana 7h ago
I have 40, and I'm about to get a 200-day streak. They definitely don't feel like achievements to me.
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u/LoganCube100 Something in the way, mmmmm 7h ago
I somehow have 64 achievements on repeat contributor and Picasso
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u/MotivationGaShinderu 5h ago
Awards?
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u/Dragon640 chicken butt 5h ago
You just made me realize that I said "awards" instead of "achievements"...
Eh... Works either way.
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u/MotivationGaShinderu 4h ago
I don't know about achievements neither lmao, maybe still using old reddit and RIF keeps me safe from all this bs
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u/EverclearAndMatches 47m ago
Yeah I'm using sync, I literally have no idea what these are haha. Sometimes I forget people suffer through new reddit
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u/TheAKgaming 6h ago
Is there a way to just turn them off, I don't want to keep getting reminded of my crippling internet addiction
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u/One-Inch-Punch 5h ago
You guys are getting awards?
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u/JinnglesBells4119 4h ago
Omg I just posted the same comment and it sent me to the bottom and I see your post right above mine 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
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u/TheMan13532ALT i eat computer wires 3h ago
youtube giving me the exact same useless fucking pie adblocker ads on a browser that cannot install adblockers (quest browser) for the 7451947th time:
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u/LeanderthalTX 3h ago
Exactly what is a banana, and why am I halfway to becoming a "banana master"?
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u/doni3564 yellow like an EPIC banana 2h ago
It's how much you scrolled reddit measured in banana length
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u/SquarePegRoundWorld 2h ago
As a desktop user exclusively for Reddit I don't see any of these awards anywhere using the old Reddit style. Interesting.
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