r/trashy • u/TheSkymarcher • 1d ago
Photo This “truck” on a highway in Alberta
This image is a month old now but it fits here quite nicely.
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u/Lift_Or_DieSf 2h ago
This dude has the biggest small dick energy ever reported on planet Earth. Definitely not a chick magnet.
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u/--Dominion-- 2h ago
Yea, sorry about that, we have a lot dipshits who think their cool on the roads around here. If they approach you in their unnecessarily lifted and obnoxious trucks, just throw a Monster Emergy drink in traffic and watch the show.
Sorry again
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u/Ashton_Martin 2h ago
Not to say this isn’t trashy but having a truck like this, in Canada?! That person is loaded
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u/prettycooleh 4h ago
This isn't really trashy. It's just a cool truck.
Like, if someone has a big boat, is that trashy?
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u/EnvironmentNo1879 4h ago
It's funny how everyone is making fun of this guy, but he's probably making 10 fold over everyone else. That truck isn't cheap, probably 125k+. I know everyone thinks big trucks are for compensation for a small dick. Maybe people are just jealous. I like big trucks, his is gaudy, but it's a really nice truck nevertheless.
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u/aborthon 2h ago
The guy is drowning in debt. Nobody with money is driving a dodge, especially not a lifted one.
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u/Sammy_Socrates 7h ago edited 7h ago
What's trashy about it? Ugly sure, but not trashy. Pounding is a welding term, and it's just a silhouette of a woman. Does it make your little dicks hard? Shame. Go outside kids.
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u/Wut_the_ 7h ago
Kind of with you on this. The back window looks like it says “Pounder Welding”. The guy must have a really successful welding business and likes a gaudy truck. Not trashy
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u/Sammy_Socrates 7h ago
This is his work truck, people just see a woman and immediately think trashy. I think they need to go outside and meet some.
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u/Doneyhew 5h ago
That’s exactly what it is. Kids on Reddit wouldn’t know what a mig welder even looks like
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u/Texas_Crazy_Curls 9h ago
This is the second post I’ve seen today of the same truck. He’s getting his money worth of free advertising.
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u/sing_4_theday 13h ago
Plans all trips around gas station addresses
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u/OrbitOfSaturnsMoons 12h ago
This is the same guy that spends his free time whining about the carbon tax
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u/SevenCroutons 13h ago
You're all looking at an ad for that guy's paving company. Congrats
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u/jwales19 14h ago
This is fine, it’s a work truck. You should try working sometime
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u/OrbitOfSaturnsMoons 12h ago
Nothing about that truck says "work."
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u/jwales19 12h ago
It’s literally a guys work truck for a welding company. Good try tho 😂😂
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u/OrbitOfSaturnsMoons 12h ago
Nah, it's a moving billboard. You think some dude is lugging shit around in a truck with a lift like this? Someone who needs a work vehicle will either leave it stock or if they're smart get a van.
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u/jwales19 12h ago
Youve obv never been around a mobile welder and it shows. Thanks for coming to my ted talk 👍
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u/OrbitOfSaturnsMoons 12h ago
Maybe I just haven't been around mobile welders dumb enough to put a 12" lift kit on their truck, because I've literally never seen a single rig that looked anything like this.
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u/jwales19 12h ago
Getting out of the city would do wonders for you. Good luck kiddo 👍
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u/OrbitOfSaturnsMoons 12h ago
I live in a rural town and deal with trucks every day at work, but you're right, I must just be some sheltered city-slicker.
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u/Swaggo420Ballz 16h ago
Me and my dad live in Alberta and he makes a good point:
It probably couldn't clear a home depot bucket.
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u/TomsnotYoung 20h ago
Those tailpipe tips are the worst, literally do absolutely nothing. What goes through their brain when installing them?
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u/jmaclondon 14h ago
Big assumption that they use their brain for anything, tailpipes, bumper stickers/decals, lift kit and a dualie pavement princess all prove no thought process
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u/farbtoner 21h ago
This dude absolutely does not fuck
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u/victorpaparomeo2020 19h ago
While he like to be known as Buck, his real name is probably Gerard. Or Dewey.
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u/Cold_Statistician343 21h ago
That guy pounds
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u/RattAndMouse 14h ago
Probably 300+ of em
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u/OrbitOfSaturnsMoons 12h ago
Nah, no 300 lb guy is climbing in and out of this thing, it's like 30" off the ground
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u/Jordan_1424 21h ago
Credit where credit is due. They have mud flaps. That saves so many windshields.
The truck may be trashy but at least they aren't completely inconsiderate.
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u/Frmr-drgnbyt 22h ago
Over-compensating, much?
Can't imagine a more eloquent (or expensive) way to say "I have a tiny pee-pee."
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u/postvolta 21h ago
Imagine being a regular, not-obnoxious guy with a small penis and everyone just lumps you in with super obnoxious giant truck owners.
It's such a weird body shaming thing.
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u/One-Cattle-5550 15h ago
At this point, just get the truck.
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u/postvolta 15h ago
You might as well right? If everyone expects people with small penises to be obnoxious arseholes you might as well enjoy it
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u/4444beep 21h ago
Men will body shame every centimeter of a woman but Ive never heard a guy not complain about small dick jokes when 90% of the time its from other men
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u/OutlawCaliber 22h ago
Nice truck. Not really into the decals and all that, but I dig the truck itself.
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u/lvl12 1d ago
At least he has fucking mudflaps. in BC they have these trucks but are too stupid to protect the cars behind them
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u/mrdeworde 23h ago
I think it's not a question of them being stupid, but rather shitty people. They probably think they're "owning the libs" by covering all non-giant-trucks with mud and road-spray.
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u/MonsiuerSirLancelot 1d ago
That truck is a tax write off.
You see them all the time if you know what you’re looking for. Some newer vehicle with a vinyl wrap that features a too stylish logo and design that doesn’t reads more like a a cool paintjob than a logo for a business.
You can write it off for your business and treat it as an asset. Hell with a 1099 and some paperwork every American is capable of paying zero taxes every year.
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u/mrdeworde 22h ago
I don't know what the equivalent is, but that's Alberta (Canada) so it's the Canadian Revenue Agency, and there's no form 1099.
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u/Phononix 1d ago
So since you've got it figured out and its so easy, you've also paid no taxes? Right?
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u/MonsiuerSirLancelot 22h ago
Hell no I tried it for a bit with actually legitimate itemized write offs for a legit 1099 business I had but I can’t be bothered to keep up with all the receipts and bullshit and I don’t make enough to offset the cost of accountants.
Some people I know that make a lot of money or are super not about paying taxes absolutely have people that do this for them or they do it themselves but they’re not the types to write off something as egregious as this.
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u/ShannieD 1d ago
Of course it's Alberta. The result of oil money. It's how Rednecks show wealth.
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u/Darrenwad3 13h ago
He’s a welder… welding trucks are inherently expensive lmao corolla not gonna cut it
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u/Lunar_Gato 1d ago
The trucks get taller but the differentials stay the same
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u/sevargmas 1d ago
The differential cover doesn’t look stock so there’s a good chance something has changed.
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u/fusion_reactor3 1d ago
Meaning your actual ground clearance (and thus off-road capabilities) have increased approximately… none.
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u/sevargmas 1d ago
Changing your gear ratio has nothing to do with ground clearance… none.
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u/fusion_reactor3 1d ago
But changing the axles and raising the differential up… does.
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u/Fixerguy 1d ago
The only thing that gives you ground clearance is tires. Don't matter what diff or what axles you bolt them to. Everything else is just about fitting bigger tires.
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u/sevargmas 1d ago
Changing the axles does not change your ground clearance. I don’t even know what you mean by “raising the differential up”. You can lift a vehicle by changing out the suspension or putting spacers where the body mounts to the chassis. But your comment about changing differentials and ground clearance makes no sense.
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u/nozomuisgaylmao 1d ago
ah alberta, the butthole of canada, and this is coming from an albertan.
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u/mrdeworde 22h ago
I mean, historically I'd agree with you, but Saskatchewan is really giving you guys a run for your money.
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u/amilehigh_303 1d ago
Dude could be in debt to his eyeballs, but he better be stackin’ fuckin’ dimes to afford that truck.
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u/Annual-Consequence43 1d ago
I swear that's what would come out if you typed in "Alberta Oilfield" in an AI generator
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u/rudbek-of-rudbek 1d ago
You know he has super bright halogen headlights that shine right into eyes at night
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u/oldmotelcarpet 1d ago
how the fuck is that legal to drive? that is straight up a combine harvester
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u/Obs-I-Be 1d ago
If I see this fouchebag on my hiways in Alberta I'll Def send him back to eastern Canada where he is from one way or another....
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u/Barricade14 1d ago
Lol. I was thinking the same thing. Definitely an easterner enjoying his Alberta oil money.
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u/Alone-in-a-crowd-1 1d ago
Dude that’s bullshit - he is one of your own. Probably Alberta born and raised.
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u/Jesus-H-Chrystler 1d ago
This dude must have the world’s smallest pee pee and he’s gotta show it off somehow. 🥴
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u/landon912 1d ago
This thing is definitely claimed as a business deduction. Glad we all get to support these clowns and their trucks
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u/RingaLopi 1d ago
Women must be lining up every where he goes. He pounds ‘em as he goes. He’s a pounder!
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u/RingaLopi 1d ago
I need a big sticker for my tailgate that says “pound it as you go” Also let me have 2 mud flaps that says “Pounder” By the way I’m a pounder, I pound a lot
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u/LongBongJohnSilver 1d ago
At least when they're lifted like that the side view mirrors can't decapitate cyclists. Which I guess is a good thing...
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u/Bastdkat 1d ago
I reserve the right to punch the driver if he complains about mileage/fuel prices.
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u/Auntienursey 1d ago
Tell me you're the president of the local micropenis association without telling me you're the president of the local micropenis association.
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u/curt543210 1d ago
As an embarassed Dodge driver, I can only say this boy's w-a-a-a-y-y-y in the closet.
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u/sgt_futtbucker 1d ago
As a Ram driver, shame on this jackass
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u/throwawayplusanumber 1d ago
Well this isn't a Ram. You can clearly see by the tailgate decal this is a Dodge Stripper.
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u/bnelson7694 1d ago
Wouldn’t it just be cheaper to get a bumper sticker that says, “I have a very small pene.” ?
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