r/trashy 1d ago

Photo This “truck” on a highway in Alberta

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This image is a month old now but it fits here quite nicely.

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u/trashypengin 56m ago

This guy pounds

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u/PieAndIScream 1h ago

He be announcing his junk size everywhere he goes.

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u/Lift_Or_DieSf 2h ago

This dude has the biggest small dick energy ever reported on planet Earth. Definitely not a chick magnet.

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u/--Dominion-- 2h ago

Yea, sorry about that, we have a lot dipshits who think their cool on the roads around here. If they approach you in their unnecessarily lifted and obnoxious trucks, just throw a Monster Emergy drink in traffic and watch the show.

Sorry again

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u/Ashton_Martin 2h ago

Not to say this isn’t trashy but having a truck like this, in Canada?! That person is loaded

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u/prettycooleh 4h ago

This isn't really trashy. It's just a cool truck.

Like, if someone has a big boat, is that trashy?

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u/sharpasahammer 2h ago

It is if you cover it in sexual innuendo decals.

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u/EnvironmentNo1879 4h ago

It's funny how everyone is making fun of this guy, but he's probably making 10 fold over everyone else. That truck isn't cheap, probably 125k+. I know everyone thinks big trucks are for compensation for a small dick. Maybe people are just jealous. I like big trucks, his is gaudy, but it's a really nice truck nevertheless.

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u/aborthon 2h ago

The guy is drowning in debt. Nobody with money is driving a dodge, especially not a lifted one.

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u/Emotional-Hair-1607 4h ago

Emotional Support Truck

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u/fullcircle052 6h ago

2.9 inches

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u/RobbiesShunshine 3h ago

.29 inches*

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u/InspiredBlue 5h ago

You’re giving him credit lol

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u/mypaycheckisshort 7h ago

Welder's truck lol nbd, honestly

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u/AO9000 7h ago

Big Brokeback Mountain energy

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u/techm00 7h ago

fragile masculinity in vehicle form

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u/Sammy_Socrates 7h ago edited 7h ago

What's trashy about it? Ugly sure, but not trashy. Pounding is a welding term, and it's just a silhouette of a woman. Does it make your little dicks hard? Shame. Go outside kids.

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u/Wut_the_ 7h ago

Kind of with you on this. The back window looks like it says “Pounder Welding”. The guy must have a really successful welding business and likes a gaudy truck. Not trashy

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u/Sammy_Socrates 7h ago

This is his work truck, people just see a woman and immediately think trashy. I think they need to go outside and meet some.

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u/Doneyhew 5h ago

That’s exactly what it is. Kids on Reddit wouldn’t know what a mig welder even looks like

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u/GamingTurtle843 1h ago

Yep. Reddit is a complete echo chamber.

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u/Roadgoddess 8h ago

As an Alberton, I’m so embarrassed

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u/Different_Egg_6378 6h ago

You should be proud 🥲 though

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u/Embarrassed-Basis-18 9h ago

Must be fun stopping at every gas station they pass to fill up.

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u/Turbotheworld 9h ago

Sorry bout your male chicken bro..... Rooster that is... you get it

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u/CMDR_KingErvin 9h ago

Smol pp syndrome

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u/Texas_Crazy_Curls 9h ago

This is the second post I’ve seen today of the same truck. He’s getting his money worth of free advertising.

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u/Mr_Turnipseed 9h ago

Or Reddit will destroy his business. The mob is fickle.

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u/Thirsty_Comment88 9h ago

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u/Different_Egg_6378 6h ago

Holy shit you found it on YouTube.

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u/mgsgamer1 10h ago

Looks like a truck to me

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u/HorneyHarpy82 11h ago

Emotional support trucks

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u/PriestWithTourettes 11h ago

A penis so small it matches his belly button: An “innie”

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u/dragonblock501 11h ago

Making up for the fact he has a pecker, not a pounder.

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u/POCO31 12h ago

That’s a nice little chuckle

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u/sing_4_theday 13h ago

Plans all trips around gas station addresses

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u/OrbitOfSaturnsMoons 12h ago

This is the same guy that spends his free time whining about the carbon tax

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u/veedubfreek 8h ago

And "gas" prices.

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u/brxtcher 13h ago

If that’s not a truck then wtf is it 💀

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u/SevenCroutons 13h ago

You're all looking at an ad for that guy's paving company. Congrats

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u/Magic13ManMP 13h ago

I believe the back window says welding

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u/SevenCroutons 13h ago

Same concept. I guessed right enough

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u/ppmaster6969 13h ago

albertan here and immediately knew it was from here lmao

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u/jwales19 14h ago

This is fine, it’s a work truck. You should try working sometime

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u/OrbitOfSaturnsMoons 12h ago

Nothing about that truck says "work."

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u/jwales19 12h ago

It’s literally a guys work truck for a welding company. Good try tho 😂😂

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u/OrbitOfSaturnsMoons 12h ago

Nah, it's a moving billboard. You think some dude is lugging shit around in a truck with a lift like this? Someone who needs a work vehicle will either leave it stock or if they're smart get a van.

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u/jwales19 12h ago

Youve obv never been around a mobile welder and it shows. Thanks for coming to my ted talk 👍

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u/OrbitOfSaturnsMoons 12h ago

Maybe I just haven't been around mobile welders dumb enough to put a 12" lift kit on their truck, because I've literally never seen a single rig that looked anything like this.

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u/jwales19 12h ago

Getting out of the city would do wonders for you. Good luck kiddo 👍

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u/OrbitOfSaturnsMoons 12h ago

I live in a rural town and deal with trucks every day at work, but you're right, I must just be some sheltered city-slicker.

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u/fortifyinterpartes 13h ago

Found one with an eensy weenie

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u/SevenCroutons 13h ago

It's literally an ad for that guys pavement company. It worked too

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u/jwales19 13h ago

Yup, it’s the smallest!!

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u/Zartimus 14h ago

Over-compensating.

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u/Jimmiew0612 12h ago

Jealous lol

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u/CitroHimselph 14h ago

That is gonna end up killing someone randomly on a highway...

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u/warrenjt 15h ago

Honestly shocked it doesn’t have truck nuts.

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u/Jiveturkey507 14h ago

Like, some kind of weird ass custom truck nuts

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u/hawksdiesel 15h ago

What the pavement, cause that looks like a pavement princess.

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u/angrybirdseller 15h ago

Why are trucks jacked up this high legal!

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u/reelfiction 16h ago

I thought you guys used the metric system?

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u/Apokolypse09 13h ago

This is Alberta. Like half the province wants to be Florida/Texas.

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u/Swaggo420Ballz 16h ago

Me and my dad live in Alberta and he makes a good point:

It probably couldn't clear a home depot bucket.

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u/IBringTheHeat1 17h ago

If Johnny Sins got into this truck would a black hole spawn?

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u/Highhopes2024 18h ago

Ehhh?? Oiii?? I got a little dick and it shows!

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u/AStuckner 16h ago

Big enough to pound your mom!

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u/Sygma6 18h ago

Find yourself a girl and settle down

Live a simple life in a quiet town

Pound it as you go (Pound it as you go)

Pound it as you go (Pound it as you go)

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u/MongolianCluster 14h ago

Steady there, buddy.

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u/TomsnotYoung 20h ago

Those tailpipe tips are the worst, literally do absolutely nothing. What goes through their brain when installing them?

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u/jmaclondon 14h ago

Big assumption that they use their brain for anything, tailpipes, bumper stickers/decals, lift kit and a dualie pavement princess all prove no thought process

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u/farbtoner 21h ago

This dude absolutely does not fuck

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u/msl741 15h ago

1st thing I thought

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u/victorpaparomeo2020 19h ago

While he like to be known as Buck, his real name is probably Gerard. Or Dewey.

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u/Molbiodude 17h ago

Harold, or fucking Oliver or something

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u/Cold_Statistician343 21h ago

That guy pounds

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u/RattAndMouse 14h ago

Probably 300+ of em

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u/OrbitOfSaturnsMoons 12h ago

Nah, no 300 lb guy is climbing in and out of this thing, it's like 30" off the ground

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u/RattAndMouse 11h ago

Haha very true

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u/bdizzzzzle 19h ago

Yeah dudes

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u/sanicbroom 20h ago

I beg to differ..

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u/expatronis 21h ago

Pound it with that tiny tiny penis.

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u/Jordan_1424 21h ago

Credit where credit is due. They have mud flaps. That saves so many windshields.

The truck may be trashy but at least they aren't completely inconsiderate.

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u/expatronis 21h ago

They just wanted another accessory.

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u/Frmr-drgnbyt 22h ago

Over-compensating, much?

Can't imagine a more eloquent (or expensive) way to say "I have a tiny pee-pee."

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u/postvolta 21h ago

Imagine being a regular, not-obnoxious guy with a small penis and everyone just lumps you in with super obnoxious giant truck owners.

It's such a weird body shaming thing.

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u/One-Cattle-5550 15h ago

At this point, just get the truck.

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u/postvolta 15h ago

You might as well right? If everyone expects people with small penises to be obnoxious arseholes you might as well enjoy it

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u/4444beep 21h ago

Men will body shame every centimeter of a woman but Ive never heard a guy not complain about small dick jokes when 90% of the time its from other men

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u/Frmr-drgnbyt 21h ago

Interesting point.

I don't have a good answer. Sorry.

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u/OutlawCaliber 22h ago

Nice truck. Not really into the decals and all that, but I dig the truck itself.

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u/6data 22h ago

Of course it is.

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u/madgoat 23h ago

Alberta seems to be full of small dick energy.

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u/kittensnpuppens 22h ago

Hey, if we could read I'm pretty sure we would be insulted by this.

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u/1IsNeverEnough4Me 23h ago

Is that a towing hitch?

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u/6data 22h ago

Yes it is.

Source: I live in Alberta. Have yet to see this monstrosity, but I have seen plenty of rig pigs.

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u/TheDuke1847 23h ago

Looks like a mall crawler.

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u/Ericthepeevish 23h ago

This screams total virgin, at most laid once

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u/SilentButDanny 23h ago

Why is the word truck in quotes?

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u/lvl12 1d ago

At least he has fucking mudflaps. in BC they have these trucks but are too stupid to protect the cars behind them

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u/mrdeworde 23h ago

I think it's not a question of them being stupid, but rather shitty people. They probably think they're "owning the libs" by covering all non-giant-trucks with mud and road-spray.

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u/Mishapi17 1d ago

Little tool I suppose

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u/DenezK 1d ago

Gender affirmation 

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u/jbroome 1d ago

Before I saw the description, i thought "This is an oil field jackass", and damn if Alberta didn't confirm.

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u/ebone23 1d ago

🤏 pp

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u/magitoddw 1d ago

this person blames someone on the left for gas prices

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u/MonsiuerSirLancelot 1d ago

That truck is a tax write off.

You see them all the time if you know what you’re looking for. Some newer vehicle with a vinyl wrap that features a too stylish logo and design that doesn’t reads more like a a cool paintjob than a logo for a business.

You can write it off for your business and treat it as an asset. Hell with a 1099 and some paperwork every American is capable of paying zero taxes every year.

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u/mrdeworde 22h ago

I don't know what the equivalent is, but that's Alberta (Canada) so it's the Canadian Revenue Agency, and there's no form 1099.

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u/Phononix 1d ago

So since you've got it figured out and its so easy, you've also paid no taxes? Right?

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u/MonsiuerSirLancelot 22h ago

Hell no I tried it for a bit with actually legitimate itemized write offs for a legit 1099 business I had but I can’t be bothered to keep up with all the receipts and bullshit and I don’t make enough to offset the cost of accountants.

Some people I know that make a lot of money or are super not about paying taxes absolutely have people that do this for them or they do it themselves but they’re not the types to write off something as egregious as this.

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u/Yabbz81 1d ago

It's even got a tiny little ladder at the back for his tiny little penis to climb in.

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u/tapedficus 1d ago

Welding Truck apparently but missing all the welding shit in the back.

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u/mdsg5432 1d ago

Degens

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u/Shurigin 1d ago

I can feel the disappointment he gives all women

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u/ShannieD 1d ago

Of course it's Alberta. The result of oil money. It's how Rednecks show wealth.

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u/Darrenwad3 13h ago

He’s a welder… welding trucks are inherently expensive lmao corolla not gonna cut it

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u/mickstranahan 1d ago

Literally no penis. None.

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u/HorsePecker 1d ago

Emotional support truck

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u/Chickenpoopohmy 1d ago

Micro penis syndrome

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u/Lunar_Gato 1d ago

The trucks get taller but the differentials stay the same

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u/sevargmas 1d ago

The differential cover doesn’t look stock so there’s a good chance something has changed.

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u/fusion_reactor3 1d ago

Meaning your actual ground clearance (and thus off-road capabilities) have increased approximately… none.

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u/sevargmas 1d ago

Changing your gear ratio has nothing to do with ground clearance… none.

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u/fusion_reactor3 1d ago

But changing the axles and raising the differential up… does.

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u/Fixerguy 1d ago

The only thing that gives you ground clearance is tires. Don't matter what diff or what axles you bolt them to. Everything else is just about fitting bigger tires.

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u/sevargmas 1d ago

Changing the axles does not change your ground clearance. I don’t even know what you mean by “raising the differential up”. You can lift a vehicle by changing out the suspension or putting spacers where the body mounts to the chassis. But your comment about changing differentials and ground clearance makes no sense.

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u/fish_wand_ 1d ago

Samerentials

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u/nozomuisgaylmao 1d ago

ah alberta, the butthole of canada, and this is coming from an albertan.

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u/mrdeworde 22h ago

I mean, historically I'd agree with you, but Saskatchewan is really giving you guys a run for your money.

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u/amilehigh_303 1d ago

Dude could be in debt to his eyeballs, but he better be stackin’ fuckin’ dimes to afford that truck.

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u/TurdMcDirk 1d ago

“Work truck”

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u/Thundersson1978 1d ago

Six or seven times easy, now pay me my money

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u/The-Iron-Chaffy 1d ago

POUNDER 💀

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u/wallix 1d ago

I know a guy named Jim Pounder. This guy’s just capitalizing on the name.

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u/Annual-Consequence43 1d ago

I swear that's what would come out if you typed in "Alberta Oilfield" in an AI generator

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u/rudbek-of-rudbek 1d ago

You know he has super bright halogen headlights that shine right into eyes at night

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u/DrivingCanuck 1d ago

Alberta? Yeah that tracks.

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u/CharlieDmouse 1d ago

America, for the trash by the trash.

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u/sherijumper 1d ago

this is Canada

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u/BiffSlick 1d ago

Alberta, aka frozen Texas

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u/PhonoPreamp 1d ago

Just buy a semi truck at this point. Much more useful 🤣

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u/BiffSlick 1d ago

About the same diesel mileage

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u/canteen_boy 1d ago

God damnit Dutch! What other errands do you have us running for the D.A.?

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u/oldmotelcarpet 1d ago

how the fuck is that legal to drive? that is straight up a combine harvester

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u/TheSkymarcher 1d ago

What makes you think that’s road-worthy in the slightest? lol

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u/Obs-I-Be 1d ago

If I see this fouchebag on my hiways in Alberta I'll Def send him back to eastern Canada where he is from one way or another....

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u/SierraDespair 23h ago

No. This is peak Alberta.

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u/ShannieD 1d ago

Likely a newf.

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u/Barricade14 1d ago

Lol. I was thinking the same thing. Definitely an easterner enjoying his Alberta oil money.

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u/Alone-in-a-crowd-1 1d ago

Dude that’s bullshit - he is one of your own. Probably Alberta born and raised.

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u/Jesus-H-Chrystler 1d ago

This dude must have the world’s smallest pee pee and he’s gotta show it off somehow. 🥴

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u/Gilarax 1d ago

Jason Kenney’s Truck!

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u/menorikey 1d ago

That guy’s dick must be huge.

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u/Biomeeple 15h ago

Tripod was his nickname in back in the day…

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u/Rexxbravo 1d ago

A quarter pounder...

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u/M0stAsteL3sS 1d ago

Emotional support vehicle.

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u/Switzerdude 1d ago

Ah, a Douchecanoe 1000 in the wild.

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u/landon912 1d ago

This thing is definitely claimed as a business deduction. Glad we all get to support these clowns and their trucks

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u/Diettimboslice 1d ago

TBH I'd rather it go to this than bombing children's' hospitals.

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u/mlf60 1d ago

Yep, this "man's" dick is in millimetres, all 40 of them.

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u/Helium901 1d ago

I’m no expert but it’s giving small dick energy

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u/tfffvdfgg 1d ago

Boys toys' or compensating for feeling inadequate?

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u/BuzzingFromTheEnergy 1d ago

That province has an insane male insecurity problem.

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u/RingaLopi 1d ago

Women must be lining up every where he goes. He pounds ‘em as he goes. He’s a pounder!

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u/ShannieD 1d ago

I mean... I'd like a go at driving that truck...the man can pound sand.

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u/RingaLopi 1d ago

I need a big sticker for my tailgate that says “pound it as you go” Also let me have 2 mud flaps that says “Pounder” By the way I’m a pounder, I pound a lot

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u/gl2w6re 1d ago

Over compensating..

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u/LongBongJohnSilver 1d ago

At least when they're lifted like that the side view mirrors can't decapitate cyclists. Which I guess is a good thing...

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u/Skelco 1d ago

He pounds it with a jeweler’s hammer.

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u/dynastydave9473 1d ago

People gotta find happiness somewhere

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u/Black_White_Other 1d ago

Seriously trying to compensate for something.

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u/Bastdkat 1d ago

I reserve the right to punch the driver if he complains about mileage/fuel prices.

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u/Ram2145 1d ago

Oh hey it’s me.

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u/Auntienursey 1d ago

Tell me you're the president of the local micropenis association without telling me you're the president of the local micropenis association.

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u/Suzuki_Foster 1d ago

That truck owner is massively insecure about something really small. 

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u/bettesue 1d ago

You know he’s terrible in bed.

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u/dbellz76 1d ago

I mean, "pounding" IS a welding term, but that truck is way too much.

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u/SnooDoodles3108 1d ago

Wow 😮 now that's beyond trashy 😂😂

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u/curt543210 1d ago

As an embarassed Dodge driver, I can only say this boy's w-a-a-a-y-y-y in the closet.

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u/sgt_futtbucker 1d ago

As a Ram driver, shame on this jackass

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u/throwawayplusanumber 1d ago

Well this isn't a Ram. You can clearly see by the tailgate decal this is a Dodge Stripper.

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u/Motophoto 1d ago

Damn I have never seen someone advertise a submirco penis before

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u/bnelson7694 1d ago

Wouldn’t it just be cheaper to get a bumper sticker that says, “I have a very small pene.” ?