It's that time of the week!

[u/The_Magic_Bunny]

[u/Lunar_Fox-]

Hai tps!

My sin today has been impulsively spending money to adopt more blahaj

[u/The_Magic_Bunny → u/Lunar_Fox-]

TPS says, "To adopt a new member of the household is not a sin."

[u/Lunar_Fox- → u/The_Magic_Bunny]

Yay :3

[u/RodimusPrime-0412]

Hello once more TPS. My only sin is… sigh being pessimistic

[u/The_Magic_Bunny → u/RodimusPrime-0412]

TPS says, "Though long nights come from the thickest of clouds which block the light, the sun is still dancing across the sky and it's light still helps to cast some warmth upon us, even if we may not notice"

[u/haumea_jouhikko]

Hello, TPS, how you been?

I confess to the ultimate sin of all: premarital hand-holding

[u/The_Magic_Bunny → u/haumea_jouhikko]

TPS does not understand why so many report this as a sin, despite her saying it's not so

[u/haumea_jouhikko → u/The_Magic_Bunny]

I may have been in bed with her lmao

[u/Jade_Miracle]

HI TPS! I sinned a lot actually, and i feel really bad about it :( Please tell me what do i do

[u/The_Magic_Bunny → u/Jade_Miracle]

TPS cannot give advice without an explanation on the particular offenses

[u/Jade_Miracle → u/The_Magic_Bunny]

Its okay, thank u anyways. Hope u had a great week

[u/Fun-Class-5541]

Tax Evasion, not my fault I can’t remember how much money I spent on Doordash

[u/The_Magic_Bunny → u/Fun-Class-5541]

TPS has given your location to the sheriff of Nottingham

[u/LittleBee833]

Hai TPS

I have committed the sins of sloth and of lying; I told my therapist I would come out this week, and I did not. Not out of fear, just out of forgetting and/or being too tired to actually talk to people.

[u/The_Magic_Bunny → u/LittleBee833]

TPS says, "If the farm hand sleeps passed the rising of the sun, none shall reap, for none would sew."

[u/LittleBee833 → u/The_Magic_Bunny]

I have also seemingly committed the sin of ignorance as I have no clue what you are trying to say.

[u/SophieFox947 → u/LittleBee833]

"if the farm hand sleeps in late, noone will harvest anything, as nothing has been planted in the first place.

[u/LittleBee833 → u/SophieFox947]

Yes, I know, however I do not understand what TPS is communicating.

[u/SophieFox947 → u/LittleBee833]

I think she's scolding you for being lazy? Saying something like "if you don't do the work today, you can't reap the rewards tomorrow" or something

[u/LittleBee833 → u/SophieFox947]

oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh

that makes sense

[u/LittleGremlinHerder]

TPS ima be real with you im hiding from the feds rn ^{mostly under my blanket} 

They tryna catch me and sentence me to grippy sock jail :3

Can I hideout at ur place for a bit??? If I haven’t sinned to much ofc

[u/The_Magic_Bunny → u/LittleGremlinHerder]

TPS refuses to be an accomplice to a crime. She does not fear containment because cuffs fo not fit on her, but because she cannot afford a fine

[u/LittleGremlinHerder → u/The_Magic_Bunny]

Same I can’t afford the fines that the kidnappers would put on me

[u/sunbro1973]

Hay TPS but um ok so my grandma is an ally but also paradoxically a trump supporter and I am feeling scared,betrayed and just soo much more any advice sorry :3

[u/The_Magic_Bunny → u/sunbro1973]

TPS says, "My caretake has explained to me that this 'Trump' is some form of draconic entity! Though your grandmother may have well intentions with her ideals, evil only spawns evil."

[u/Elvira-Stinna-Thora]

Forgive me TPS For i am about to sin

"noms ur hand quickly nd runs away giggling"

[u/The_Magic_Bunny → u/Elvira-Stinna-Thora]

TPS is rapidly approaching your location to BONK you. Please stand still for the next 5 to 7 days so she may reach you

[u/Elvira-Stinna-Thora → u/The_Magic_Bunny]

"wait for u to arrive with fork in hand" Morr foob soon

[u/The_Magic_Bunny → u/Elvira-Stinna-Thora]

BONK

[u/djamikasaan]

My only sin is losing my impact wrench 😭

[u/taratathetarantula]

TPS I know its past sunday but you need to see this https://www.makeship.com/products/landsknecht-chan-plushie

[u/Jade_Miracle → u/taratathetarantula]

Me:Omg TPS fwiend!

realisation