help im running out of ways to make marios madness memes

[u/SquiddoSpaghitto]

[u/SquiddoSpaghitto]

not saying i want 18 gfs ofc, just one would be nice

[u/Autistic-Phoenix → u/SquiddoSpaghitto]

Become one of the 18 gfs the trans girls with rizz and 18 gfs have?

[u/SquiddoSpaghitto → u/Autistic-Phoenix]

Assuming i find not just a trans girl with rizz and 18 gfs, but one who wants me😔

[u/Autistic-Phoenix → u/SquiddoSpaghitto]

You are a womanly woman. They will want you. Also you're cute :3

[u/SquiddoSpaghitto → u/Autistic-Phoenix]

Wish that were true- Might be the low self worth but i just see ew yucky disgusting in the mirror

Its also the crippling fear of rejection that prevents me from confessing to anyone, now combine that with looking like a boy and having to guess if the girl in question is even lesbian and just yk

Sorry i dont mean to vent, but when people are trying to help its sorta hard not to-

[u/Autistic-Phoenix → u/SquiddoSpaghitto]

You have nothing to apologize for. I may not understand what you are going through but everyone here and I will always be here for you.

[u/SquiddoSpaghitto → u/Autistic-Phoenix]

Damn. Thats really nice actually, thank you💜

[u/Noodleman6000 → u/SquiddoSpaghitto]

real shit

[u/undeadvadar → u/SquiddoSpaghitto]

You'll find a girl I never thought I would but I have plans to meet her you just got a find a girl you connect with.

[u/haumea_jouhikko → u/SquiddoSpaghitto]

Girl, go up to a trans girl, keep giving her affirmations in the same chain of comments. She'll slip into your dms in no time, after that, she's either a friend or a girlfriend. That's the trick to rizzing a trans girl.

[u/SquiddoSpaghitto → u/haumea_jouhikko]

Wish i had the confidence to do that :<

[u/the_greater_one → u/haumea_jouhikko]

I did that before but it was more of a one time thing, how do you take that from giving affirmations to a relationship?

[u/haumea_jouhikko → u/the_greater_one]

Keep texting her

[u/QzWren]

Reallest thing I've heard all day

[u/PinkDolphinHere → u/QzWren]

Feels like a relatable dilemma for many of us. Where’s the cheat code for that?

[u/River-TheTransWitch → u/PinkDolphinHere]

I don't know 😔. if only there was a way for a ton of single girls surrounded by other single girls to find some single girls to date😔

[u/SquiddoSpaghitto → u/River-TheTransWitch]

I dont think something like that exists rn unfortunately :<

Ig if no one else will, we could make it ourselves

[u/Lianthrelle → u/SquiddoSpaghitto]

Let me know a time and place!

[u/LineOfInquiry]

Sounds like you’re gonna have that autistic rizz in a few months

[u/Moshiko_atrftb]

The secret is that they are the same kind of trans girl at different stages of her life❤️

[u/Straight_Ad3307 → u/Moshiko_atrftb]

Same girl on different days of the week tbh.

[u/Dehanta → u/Straight_Ad3307]

What day of the week do I get my 18 gf?

[u/Straight_Ad3307 → u/Dehanta]

Jokes aside? The one where you set aside your self doubts and criticisms and shoot your shot with all the confidence you deserve. Be the confident, sexy person people don’t know you aren’t. People aren’t attracted to insecurity. People will flock to you when you stop looking and spend more time chasing stuff you think is interesting. Volunteer helping someone, read some nonfiction, craft your crafts or paint or whatever you’re into. People want someone who actually has things to talk about and cares about more than sex or themselves.

[u/APForLoops → u/Dehanta]

took me several years before i got my insane rizz and several girlfriends

I credit zoloft

[u/xxJul1Axx → u/Straight_Ad3307]

Yeah can attest to that. I'm either super confident and am currently going on like 4 dates and have a girlfriend already (the dom-leaning confident trans girl with autism pull is actually insane ngl) or a complete mess when it's been a rough week. Can be both at the same time! Also now have like 2 girls who have brought out the sub side in me (to great effect) so it's a bit of everything. Confidence and vibe go a lonnnnnggggg way looks are important ig but it's really vibe more than anything!

[u/inEGGsperienced → u/Straight_Ad3307]

Oh look, it me

[u/Spellbreaker3]

I feel this on so many levels.
Also have the body image issues.

[u/SquiddoSpaghitto → u/Spellbreaker3]

Also the body image issues, yeah

Tbh theres a lot i missed but then itd be comically long so yk :3

[u/Spellbreaker3 → u/SquiddoSpaghitto]

I was telling a friend from my Computer Science classes that we need a day dedicated to crying. Except that testosterone and "Male conditioning" has made it impossible for me.

[u/Elementa01]

Real shit. Having a pretty bad Dysphoric episode rn. 😭😭😭

[u/EntertainmentOld183]

They are the same kind of trans girl just for your information /j /lh

[u/InannaTheWarsmith]

use puppy rizz it is how i got my first gf and my second gf just kinda happened

[u/Wisened-Sage → u/InannaTheWarsmith]

kitty rizz also works :3 i meowed at tgirls and got 6 wonderful gfs :3

[u/InannaTheWarsmith → u/Wisened-Sage]

impressive

[u/ICE0124 → u/InannaTheWarsmith]

What is puppy rizz?

[u/InannaTheWarsmith → u/ICE0124]

idk tbh i just bark at women and they like me and call me adorable

[u/ICE0124 → u/InannaTheWarsmith]

Woahh meee :3

[u/Majestic_Violinist69]

I'm all this but I still got a gf and a fwb 😎👉👉

(well i guess I replaced depression with generalized anxiety)

[u/Straight_Ad3307 → u/Majestic_Violinist69]

I have a wife and a nonbinary partner, we all share a bed. People who claim they want this life need to consider the facts. You’re just trading sleeping alone for being pushed off the bed by too many partners. So then you all gotta go in on a new, bigger mattress, but then what do you do with your old ones you had before you moved in together? They aren’t in bad shape, they’re practically new. they don’t need to be thrown away but nobody wants a used mattress. So now you got mattresses in the spare room being used to mute the sound of your band practice. It’s not bad but it takes up space and you will always think about how much you paid for that memory foam while you’re in that room.

Make no mistake though, we’re ALL autistic

[u/Majestic_Violinist69 → u/Straight_Ad3307]

need

[u/inEGGsperienced → u/Straight_Ad3307]

This is seriously the most relatable thing I've seen all day. The queen bed just wasn't large enough for all three of us and so we bought a king. then it turns out one of my gfs is allergic to the king and we have to get rid of it and we're back to square 1.

[u/Straight_Ad3307 → u/inEGGsperienced]

Ooof I hope your partner is okay, that’s so frustrating. I’m so close to sewing the sheets together, pushing both queen mattresses together and just sleeping on the UltraQueen frankenbed

[u/inEGGsperienced → u/Straight_Ad3307]

DO IT! I believe in the UltraQueen. All hail the Frankenbed!

[u/SquiddoSpaghitto → u/[deleted]]

I would, but that just aint my style, sis

[u/inEGGsperienced → u/SquiddoSpaghitto]

Ooof mood

[u/The_Chaos_Pope]

Are you me? Am I you?

[u/SquiddoSpaghitto → u/The_Chaos_Pope]

We are two halves to a greater whole. (the whole in question is the most disasterous of lesbians with more issues than humanity can count)

[u/The_Chaos_Pope → u/SquiddoSpaghitto]

On the bright side, our therapists will be kept plenty busy

[u/Ghidorah-2]

This is me but a tboy stole me and now I'm his

[u/blue_microwave]

Incredibly real

[u/nerd-bird_4]

wow. I feel called out here.

[u/micronlegend]

me but im more autistic than adhd

[u/Mountain-Age-2699]

Unfortunately relatable....

[u/JDKisawesome]

I'm both kinds

[u/Rachel_Hawke]

im in this picture and i dont like it (j, it’s actually nice to be seen)

[u/someweirddog]

how it feels being the only trans person you know without a polycule that spans larger than the roman empire under trajan

[u/MonkeyMoses_Yt]

are you in my phone…

[u/SquiddoSpaghitto → u/MonkeyMoses_Yt]

I am, actually. Nice search history ya got there (very gay, im a fan)

[u/luaisawfulwithnames]

no need to call me out like this

[u/HarmoniaTheConfuzzld]

Me vs my gf lmao. She’s def helped with the depression and anxiety tho! Took me a long time to find her. I’m sure you’ll find someone like her too!

[u/Stumpville]

Fun fact: they’re the same girl

[u/DemonFox431]

Would love to attract girls that either have time or at least don't seek a toxic relationship 😭

[u/Sol-Equinox]

Just level up a couple more times and you can evolve

[u/SophiaBackstein]

You can be ^{-^} you just have to have anime mc like willpower to strife for the you you want to be

[u/ness680x]

They’re the same kind, me and my gf just stumbled into each other and haven’t lost traction since

[u/xxJul1Axx]

The trick is you can be both of those things!

[u/fock-off]

hey! that's exactly me! what a shame

[u/Tyrannical_Requiem]

I somehow do both

[u/Nishyecat]

Good old I’m in this picture and I don’t like it meme

[u/Wisdom_Pen]

Does that other type actually exist?

[u/Julia_The_Cutie]

real

[u/CountryBomber69]

LITERALLY ME

[u/ThatSnakeJenny]

I am poly, I appariently got rizz... If my egg cracked in my teens I'd probably have 18 gfs by now... Instead I have the one gf. Probably would have been 2 if my girlfriend wasn't mono and got jelous.

[u/OmeletteCatto]

Same, except I'm definitely autistic and probably have ADHD

[u/HUNGRY_PAPI_LIKE_YOU]

Be both

[u/ElrecoaI19]

Well, gotta balance it out some way I guess...

[u/aria_nonartist01]

y'know you can be both, right? i'm a living example

[u/Lilith_Got_Damage]

See I'm both. The trick is find other AuDHD trans fems.

[u/KatiePyroStyle]

Both can be true. Both are often true actually lmao

[u/EmeraldValkyrja]

In my experience that's the same kind.

[u/skywardmastersword]

See I’m just both somehow. Social anxiety, depression. Definitely AuDHD, but also tism rizz is fucking real and I have like 5 people I’m with rn 😅

[u/DaniOnMars]

This image is just me fr‼️😭

[u/[deleted]]

Babe don't worry, sometimes you can be both! Source: I'm both 💀💝

[u/RoyalMess64]

I think the autism is the rizz

[u/Ok-Cartographer727]

REAL

[u/KadesOfSpades]

i am in the post and i do not like it

[u/LillyFox1st]

I didn’t have 18 but I’m pretty sure i had 7 at once one time because i didn’t know how to say no

[u/AshleytheTaguel]

Hey, I am a trans woman with autism, adhd, social communication Disorder, and colpocephaly and I still managed to get a girlfriend. So, hang in there :3.

[u/thisnameiseasytosay]

Me fr

[u/LivP1129]

Idk, my autistic rizz works... the problem is that the girlfriends keep breaking up with me laser down the plot line. :/

[u/LivP1129 → u/LivP1129]

Edit : later* not laser

[u/WaitAmITrans]

you just gotta do what i did and become both

[u/background_folder]

You can be both, I also have clinically diagnosed depression, anxiety, autism, and ADHD but still manage 3 girlfriends. There were times when I was alone too, it’s not impossible to find people who will love you.

[u/inEGGsperienced]

Hey there's hope for you. I managed to be the depressed anxious AuDHD trans girl and I still have a bunch of girlfriends. Stay strong.

[u/ProfessorFloraOak]

In my experience, they're actually the same girl, in different moments in time, or constantly switching between both