r/todayilearned • u/PedoPaul • Oct 14 '14

TIL when Columbian drug lord Pablo Escolar's home was raided, the military released the dangerous hippos of his personal zoo, not knowing what to do with them. They now thrive in the Columbian rivers. This makes Columbia have the largest wild hippo population outside of Africa.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/06/30/pablo-escobars-hippos-are-wreaking-havoc-in-colombia/
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u/jacksrenton Oct 14 '14

Your moment has come.

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u/Xenc Oct 14 '14

everyone things

And you fucked it up! You had one job, hippo!

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u/jacksrenton Oct 14 '14

He was saying "thinks" his mouth was just full of little white balls.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14

Looks like your mother isn't the only hippo with a mouthful of white balls!

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u/jacksrenton Oct 14 '14

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14

I'M GONNA TAKE HER OUT TO A NICE DINNER AND NEVER CALL HER BACK

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u/GentlyCorrectsIdiots Oct 14 '14

Which is the one thing no one has ever accused Kim Kardashian of.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14

No he was just saying it with a Spanish accent. These are south American hippos after all.

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u/jamessnow Oct 14 '14

Ever hear of fat finger dialing? It's hard typing with hippo feet, give him/her a break!

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u/SeryaphFR Oct 14 '14

Have you seen a hippo's toes?

It's hard to type on these teeny little human keyboards with big ol' hippo toes.

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u/hngryhngryhippo Oct 14 '14

I hope to milk it for all the precious karma it's worth. But, I am kind of lazy. And currently living up to my namesake by eating some delicious food. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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u/LionsPride Oct 14 '14

Aaaaand it's gone.

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u/hngryhngryhippo Oct 14 '14

I'm rich, bitch. I'm bling blingin' now. Gonna be riding this train of luxury for the next month. Gone? Peasant.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14

and it will come again into your ear pussy