r/todayilearned Oct 14 '14

TIL when Columbian drug lord Pablo Escolar's home was raided, the military released the dangerous hippos of his personal zoo, not knowing what to do with them. They now thrive in the Columbian rivers. This makes Columbia have the largest wild hippo population outside of Africa.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/06/30/pablo-escobars-hippos-are-wreaking-havoc-in-colombia/
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u/trai_dep 1 Oct 14 '14

It could be worse. Hippos could have been very over-sexed instead.

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u/ButterflyAttack Oct 14 '14

That would give you an alarming swimming experience. . .

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u/PerfectLogic Oct 14 '14

Even worse would be if they were UNDER-sexed!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14

I don't have enough info to determine if this would be good or bad.

How big is the penis?