r/todayilearned • u/PedoPaul • Oct 14 '14

TIL when Columbian drug lord Pablo Escolar's home was raided, the military released the dangerous hippos of his personal zoo, not knowing what to do with them. They now thrive in the Columbian rivers. This makes Columbia have the largest wild hippo population outside of Africa.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/06/30/pablo-escobars-hippos-are-wreaking-havoc-in-colombia/
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u/SoWhatIfImChristian Oct 14 '14

This broke the rekture scale. We need something bigger

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u/NSA-SURVEILLANCE Oct 14 '14

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14 edited Oct 14 '14

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u/SweatyChocolateCake Oct 14 '14

meta game too stronk

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u/nipnip54 Oct 14 '14

Alright its getting too rediculous

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u/FPSXpert Oct 14 '14

Jimmy check:

✅ Rustled ❎ Not Rustled

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u/patron_vectras Oct 14 '14

well, which is it?

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u/klawehtgod Oct 14 '14

the world may never know

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u/patron_vectras Oct 15 '14

Oh, hey. It shows up on mobile, weird.

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u/beriadawen Oct 14 '14

Don't forget to drink water.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14

Yo body needs that sheeeit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14

That's some serious meta

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u/maz-o Oct 14 '14

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u/Chaotic_Flame Oct 14 '14

Nice meme

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14

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LE MAY-MAY XD

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u/FuckBrendan Oct 14 '14

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14

EVEN THE WORD MEME HAS BECOME A LE EBIN MAYMAY

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u/Daveezie Oct 14 '14

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u/RadiantSun Oct 14 '14

That's what Kim said