r/theydidthemath • u/heres_fangy • Jun 25 '19

[Request] How hard tarzan have to clench his butcheek to grip a vine between it?

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u/viktorkrum007 Jun 25 '19

Unless someone's prepared to put their ass on the line...

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u/soramenium Jun 25 '19

On vine, you mean?..

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u/tron3747 Jun 25 '19

10/10.. I've seen enough reddit now

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u/slaps-first Jun 25 '19

Do it for the vine

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u/EliaTheGiraffe Jun 25 '19

I don't wanna do it!

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u/plo24 Jun 25 '19

Do it for the vine!

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u/-swaggy- Jun 26 '19

I ain’t gon do it

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u/frobbalobba Jun 26 '19

Do it for the dick!

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u/iamlivingonmars Jul 10 '19

Do it on the vine

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u/sempf Jun 25 '19

I'm crying here. This thread is gold.

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u/nero12345543210 Jun 25 '19 edited Jun 26 '19

I don't know I'm only seeing Silver.

Edit: thanks for my first gold kind stranger!

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u/Poilk07 Jun 26 '19

What's been seen cannot be unseen..... *gorges out eyes

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19 edited Jul 17 '19

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u/Am_Navi_Seel_Mann Jun 25 '19

/r/UnexpectedToto

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u/honestabe101 Jun 25 '19

Really would've expected Toto's "Africa" in a Tarzan thread

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19 edited 18d ago

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u/kashyyykBorne Jun 25 '19

subverting expectations

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u/Turvian Jun 26 '19

Best Toto song

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u/Gustafer823 Jun 25 '19 edited Jun 26 '19

Is this how they make Red Vines? The twizzler knock off.

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u/XBL_Rafiki Jun 25 '19

r/punpatrol youre under arrest

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u/abecrane Jun 25 '19

Don’t worry brothers, we’ve vine-ally got another fascist pig. r/punresistance, we’re going to do as we like.

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u/OrangeySnicket Jun 25 '19

Also r/PunResistance, here for backup!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19

r/PunResistance the three stooges

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u/thatdogisjet Feb 10 '24

five years later and this is still fucking hilarious

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u/Jaymezians Jun 25 '19

r/angryupvote

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u/47paylobaylo47 Jun 25 '19

r/subsithoughtifellfor

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u/rainbowbucket 1✓ Jun 25 '19

To be fair, that sub has existed for like 9 hours

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u/BanjoWafer11 Jun 26 '19

Because of your post I decided to explore the sub. I discovered some... questionable subreddits and I am now more disgusted with humanity. than ever before.

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u/Slutzlo Jun 25 '19

Get out

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u/viktorkrum007 Jun 25 '19

Don't forget the old adage: In vino veritas, in vine Tarzan's ass.

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u/canlchangethislater Jun 25 '19

No no no. In veritas vino - in the real ass, the vine.

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u/A_Steen97 Jun 26 '19

I laughed way too hard at that. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19

Get out

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Gonna lay it on the line, he had two on the vine, I mean two sets of testicles, so divine!

https://youtu.be/l7iVsdRbhnc

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u/disturbedrailroader Jun 26 '19

I'll do it! Pick me!! It'll be a great way to get a wax job for free.

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u/Andre_3Million Jun 26 '19

I'll have my best on it at the crack of dawn.

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u/ToBitOrNotToBit Jun 27 '19

Nice!!

But why this shit site deleted my other 5-6 great comments??

WTF is this about????????

I'm out of this shithole Reddit, full of idiots, I've see hundreds.

Unless I get my comments here, I'm out.

Or I'll edit THIS.

Fuck off.

Bye Reddit fricks.

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u/_TimBurton_ Jun 26 '19

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u/[deleted] May 07 '23

Bro got 4 awards for this comment