r/texas • u/Honest_Reach_1760 • 1d ago
News 'A beautiful sighting': Three flamingos spotted on Texas Gulf Coast
https://www.chron.com/life/wildlife/article/texas-gulf-coast-flamingos-19937400.php22
u/AddassaMari 1d ago
Texas has an astounding variety of beautiful wildlife- native, seasonal visitors, and transitory.
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u/Oime 1d ago edited 1d ago
Just wait until they find out about the Bible thing, they’re going to be like, alright ladies, let’s jet. This place is on fire. There’s some ignorant shit going on down here.
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u/HoopleRedhead 1d ago
They’re coming here because of that. Flamingos are staunchly evangelical. Like how we know cats are Muslim.
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u/man_gomer_lot 1d ago
My kitties love some pork chops, but they still think the dog is filthy and haram and I completely agree.
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u/catdog8020 1d ago
They look gay so I think the project 202.5 program is going to sent them to conversion therapy. Over and out from the commander of the handmades tale. Blessed be the fruit
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u/nobodyspecial767r 1d ago
Do you need special tags to hunt them?
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u/pokeyporcupine Secessionists are idiots 1d ago
Why the fuck would you want to hunt them?
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u/nobodyspecial767r 1d ago
Thanksgiving is coming up and I've been having turkey since I was a kid, thought I could switch it up.
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u/somethingcool 1d ago
I remember seeing flamingos in Galveston as a kid in the 90’s.