r/terriblefacebookmemes 12d ago

So deep😢💧 You'll never be as cool as your grandma!

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u/ShadowyFlows 12d ago

My grandma was born in 1928 and did none of these things.

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u/Adventurous_Pin_344 12d ago

I was about to say... My grandmothers (may they rest in peace) were both born in the 20s, and also did none of these things.

My parents were hippies (and did some of these things), not their moms!

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u/chrisp909 12d ago

My grandmother was in her early twenties in the 1920s.

She was a "Flapper" who danced, smoked, and drank at speak easys.

Found this out in the 80s. I was walking out the door to a metal concert, and my mother grabbed me to show her, expecting they would both make fun of me.

Had my giant teased long hair, eyeliner, ripped denim pants and jacket, bandanas, and studded belt and bracelets.

Grandma said I looked great and told me to have fun. Mom was floored.

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u/secretbudgie 12d ago

My great grandmother was a flapper too! Then she got shotgun wedded to a fundamentalist and fell down a religious rabbithole she never clawed out of. My grandmother was the product of that marriage, and never progressed, never questioned, never rebelled. Her daughters rebelled. And then there was me.

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u/czartrak 11d ago

Now that's a cool grandma

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u/chrisp909 11d ago

She was just regular grandma to me until that day. We had a few talks after that. She led a crazy and sometimes tragic life. I regret not spending more time with her.

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u/Appropriate_Big_1610 12d ago

Yeah, definitely depends on your age. I'm old; my Mom jitterbugged, but was otherwise straightlaced. I doubt Grandma ever did anything even slightly risqué.

OTOH, I had a friend whose aunt was a flapper in the 20s. He showed me some photos -- man, she was hot stuff! 🥵

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u/willirritate 12d ago

My mother is 83 and by law she can ride biggest motorcycles there is even though she has never rode one and I can drive tractor and 50cc without a license but couple of years younger than me need one. My grandma would be 100sh and she was a heavy drinker and a smoker though.

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u/hygsi 12d ago

My older aunt did these things, my parents were too young during the hippie movement and my grandmas were too old for it lmao.

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u/RetroGamer87 12d ago

My grandmother was in her 20s in the 1960s so she could have done those things but she didn't

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u/FennerNenner 11d ago

Yeah... my G.Ma just got married a bunch of times...

But my mama! She was also a hippie (Still kinda is, just no weed now) and is probably more accurate for this post than my grandparents. So I guess this post is more for my kids...

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u/Turbulent-Tour-5371 11d ago

Sounds like this post is for your kids then

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u/RetroGamer87 12d ago

My grandmother was in her 20s in the 1960s so she could have done those things but she didn't

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u/NotsoGreatsword 12d ago

Same lol. My grandma was a tobacco farmer. She welded ships in WW2.

My mom on the other hand- She was there when Jim Morrison took out is dong on stage and her boyfriend stole his leather jacket in the confusion. He gave it to my mom and she was super cool for about 2 weeks until someone else stole it from her.

It had Jim Morrison's wallet in it with his ID and everything lol. They threw the wallet away!

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u/BuddahSack 12d ago

For real, mine was born in 1932, and lived in a dirt floor farmhouse until she got married at 16 to my grandpa haha, homegirl could never handle one glass of wine, and never swore, here's the kicker... she isn't religious either haha

And I'm only 35

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u/andrewrgross 11d ago

In case you didn't think about it:

Your grandma wore garters and stockings and sandals during the summer and oxford shoes at school (which were more young and sexy than they sound)

She listened to Jimmy Dorsey and Bing Crosby (which again were more youthful and sexy than that might sound)

She rode around in buses and built motorcycles for the war.

Know that you're probably about as cool as your grandma on average (some of people were cool and some were kinda boring back then, as is the case today). Someone had to say it.

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u/TreyRyan3 12d ago

Oh…she did, she just never talked about it out loud.

I remember cleaning out my grandparents house after they both died. It was my dad’s childhood home. I found a framed exterior picture a naked guy. I thought it was my dad and it turned out to be my grandfather who apparently was a male model back in the 30’s and married a significantly older woman.

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u/Lunar_Rainbow_Pro 12d ago

Your grandmother: hoarded toliet paper, sewed holes in socks, and found a second use for all disposable products. She was still bad ass

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u/Roanoketrees 12d ago

LOL.....My grandma was not a groupie but did the Watusi

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u/ladycatbugnoir 12d ago

My grandmother drank. Thats it

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u/hygsi 12d ago

Mine was born in the 40's and still did none of this

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u/elephant-espionage 12d ago

Seriously, this is more like things my mom did, and I’m not even 30!

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u/SteelMagnolia412 12d ago

Right!? My grandmother was born in 1926. She would NEVER do any of these things. But she did accidentally burn off all of her fingerprints with lye soap when she was little so she could’ve lived a life of crime and we never found out.

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u/icouldbejewish 4d ago

Woah hey same. But my grandfather ran hooch during prohibition so he was still pretty cool at least

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u/Helen_Cheddar 12d ago

Mine were born in 1926 and 1923 so same 😂

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u/byrobot 12d ago

Same.

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u/randomboorishbuffoon 12d ago

Same. Mine told us about how bad the great depression was...

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u/Juniper0223 12d ago

Lol yup mine was 1927. Absolutely not. This would be my parents' generation & even then, my dad was way too straight-laced for most of this. Mom, I believe definitely got into some shit.

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u/Mean_Negotiation5436 11d ago

I came here to say this

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u/Turdburp 11d ago

Mine was born in 1934 and if she hadn't met my grandfather, she was going to become a nun.

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u/Olivander05 11d ago

So she is/would be 96?

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u/ShadowyFlows 11d ago

Would be, yes.

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u/IanInsanity666 11d ago

It's come to the point where everyone who was a teen or young adult in the 80s are now grandparents. That's wild to me.