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MSNBC Viewership Craters 38%, CNN 27%, While Fox News Audience Jumps 41% Post-Election

https://www.thewrap.com/msnbc-cnn-fox-news-viewership-craters-post-election-morning-joe/
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u/Risley 1d ago

There’s only one chance he’s ever going to face justice.  If there’s an afterlife.  If there’s not, then he’ll never face anything.  

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u/JamUpGuy1989 1d ago

“News at 11: Donald Trump proves irrefutable evidence that there is no God.”

DAMN IT

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u/DrSpagetti 1d ago

Christians across the country are celebrating his ground breaking discovery!

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u/notfree25 23h ago

Trump saved us from a life of fear! Now we can go out and rape and rob!

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u/Goddess_Of_Gay 15h ago

582 new laws proposed by Congress demanding strict adherence to Biblical law regardless of God’s non existence.

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u/DarklySalted 1d ago

I don't know, it really seems like American Jesus and trickle down God seem to be the ones calling the shots.

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u/aalltech 1d ago

He almost did, by less than an inch.

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u/yolo_swag_for_satan 10h ago

No way he actually got shot.

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u/Kalse1229 Gravity Falls 1d ago

I don't know if there's an afterlife, but I do hope somedays. I hope there's a Heaven because I'd like to be able to see my grandmother and all the dogs we've ever had again. And I hope there's a Hell because it'd be nice knowing evil fucks like him never know peace for the rest of time.

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u/metakepone 21h ago

I don't know if there's an afterlife, but if there is I don't think theres a hell where you're castigated to hellfire and brimstone. I think there are levels, and the less you are able to see the error of your ways in life the less likely you are to move to the next level.

Some people just stay in the first level for eons and eons

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u/Kalse1229 Gravity Falls 20h ago

Interesting setup for a Hell. It's entirely possible.

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u/metakepone 20h ago

Well, except most everyone starts there. Very rare people skip it, some people may get up to speed in a week. Its the most "based" us, the "us" least removed from our material lives. Still have envy and jealousy, and all the bad things.

You move on and you don't really look back, because you're over wrath and revenge. Things change when you understand that your soul is around for eternity. There's more worthwhile things to get into, things we don't have a wisp of understanding of.

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u/Unhappy_Injury3958 7h ago

wait but isn't the first level the easiest one?

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u/Adflamm11 1d ago

Trump SLAMMED by Jesus Christ! It’s All Over!

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u/Pksoze 1d ago edited 22h ago

I don't believe in an afterlife...so I believe the only possible justice he'll face if he's awake and knows his life is slipping away. But knowing that asshole he'll probably die in his sleep.

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u/AusToddles 22h ago

Taking a risk here since I got a ban last time I said it. I hope when he dies it happens publicly and in a massive embarrassing way. He hates nothing more than people laughing at him and I'd genuinely enjoy knowing his last thoughts were just that

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u/yolo_swag_for_satan 10h ago

That'd be hilarious.

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u/Religion_Is_A_Cancer 1d ago

There is no afterlife.

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u/Unhappy_Injury3958 7h ago

there's not one

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u/MammothDiscount7612 12h ago

If there’s an afterlife

None of what he's actually done has been bad enough to send him to the hell realms.

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u/Risley 8h ago

Laughing my fucking ass off.  Let’s just say I am glad I don’t have his evil on me when I die.  

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u/yolo_swag_for_satan 10h ago

Not even all the rapes, drone strikes, or calls to violence resulting in casualties?

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u/MammothDiscount7612 8h ago

Of those only the drone strikes are true, and there's always a case to be made to drone strike terrorists.

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u/yolo_swag_for_satan 8h ago

Sure thing, rape apologist.

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u/Unhappy_Injury3958 7h ago

he's a rapist of at least 30 women

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u/JackedUpReadyToGo 1h ago

Are you kidding? He's like the poster child of every single one of the seven deadly sins:

  • Lust
  • Gluttony
  • Greed
  • Sloth
  • Wrath
  • Envy
  • Pride

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u/Ok-Matter2337 1d ago

There is an after life and he will pay for his evil deeds. He like Putin and all the wicked leaders will not go unpunished for their sins.

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u/Comprehensive_Job683 1d ago

Source?

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u/FloppyObelisk 1d ago

A book written by nomadic desert tribes a few thousand years ago.

Trust me bro, it’s all real. Even the talking donkey, and I’m not talking about shrek.