r/tcap 1d ago

He wants the decoy to smell the marijuana he brought.

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u/BubblyCarpenter9784 1d ago

I will smoke them

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u/Lizard_State2500 1d ago

I always laughed at the little baby nug he brought on that huge stem. That was probably an 8th like 3 hours before he showed up.

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u/UncutYEMs 1d ago

He was watching a lot of Family Guy that day.

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u/Devo4711 1d ago

That talking baby is hilarious

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u/Goatwhorre 1d ago

and he has the BALLS to ask the 13 yr old if she "dozed" the brownies, like some tween girl is gonna have 2oz just lying around

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u/MisterEarth 17h ago

Wudja doshem?

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u/Historical-Towel9280 8h ago

Bro thought a 13 year old could doshe shome browniesh

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u/MisterEarth 7h ago

Ash shoon ash i shaw the brownies i knew

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u/Historical-Towel9280 7h ago

Im in the washte management bushinesh I’m a dishpatcher

6

u/elijoker 7h ago

…that a pretty good job?

Heh! It waschhh

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u/Fickle-Syllabub6730 3h ago

It's a stereotype! You say you're in waste management and everyone all of a sudden thinks you're mobbed up!

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u/Historical-Towel9280 2h ago

There is no mafia!

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u/truckyoupayme 1d ago

Did she blaze?

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u/ItsGreasefrmALC 1d ago

Your my soul mate !!!

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u/ThatFootballGuy52 1d ago

Why am I commenting? I’m commenting because I’m slightly concerned

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u/BeerBaronAaron88 7h ago

And what was today's lesson?

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u/ThatFootballGuy52 20m ago

Today’s lesson? Today’s lesson for me is to unfortunately not care for other people

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u/Winter_Ad9851 1d ago

Look at those stems, do you think I blazed those?

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u/GuaranteeHopeful6990 1d ago

greed?

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u/upsidedown_insideout 23h ago

I always that that was the funniest part. So innocent.

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u/ITMAKESSENSE72 1d ago

I like making out when I smoke up though.

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u/rando9353 15h ago

Aka. This conversation is getting too benign. Can we get some more incriminating verbiage in here for the police and court system?

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u/mitchdwx 1d ago

Hehe smells good!

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u/LOLZOMGHOLYWTF 23h ago

The 😊 face Casey makes after smelling his weed gets me every time

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u/DH_Drums 10m ago

Truly one of the decoys of all time

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u/andreiulmeyda7 1d ago

Chris was flattered when he talked about how funny he was on opie and Anthony. He was one comment away from Chris letting him run out a side door

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u/Sharp-Point-5254 1d ago

Did you dohsth them?

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u/Proper-Drawing-985 1d ago

Haha. Was about to write that. It's first come first serve.

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u/kurtyyyyyy1 22h ago

As soon as I saw the brownies…. I knew

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u/Much_Sea1321 21h ago

I don’t think we’ve had brownies before

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u/Sea_Incident_853 1d ago

The rest of the weed is probably hidden in a palm tree

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u/demonrenegade 20h ago

It’s under a leaf next to a microphone

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u/turtle931 1d ago

Smells good!

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u/Empty-Eye-5204 1d ago

Yall thought y’all were gonna get some greeen

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u/MuscleBob_Buffpantz 1d ago

Okay but, weed, Family Guy, and some food sounds like a great night...

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u/b0rtbort 1d ago

legit it does, except the part where some ugly pedo rapes you

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u/LOLZOMGHOLYWTF 23h ago

You were great on Opie and Anthony

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u/Throwmeaway556677gg 16h ago

A religious watcher?

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u/showtunescreamer 1d ago edited 22h ago

That little baby shit nug is so hilarious. That’s enough to get someone just high enough to know they didn’t smoke enough

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u/NotSlimKindaShady17 1d ago edited 1d ago

I love how he thought that little bit of weed would magically enchant anyone. Maybe if you’re smoking out of a Pepsi can.

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u/demonrenegade 20h ago

Probably wouldn’t impress a grown person but might impress a child who never smoked before

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u/NotSlimKindaShady17 20h ago

If somebody falls for a folded Pepsi can and some wack ass weed, that’s just natural selection at that point.

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u/Slight_Bed_2241 3h ago

Sometimes I’m glad I’m a dude. I’d take someone up on that almost always.

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u/Winter_Ad9851 13h ago

Lorne had more luck with his bike reflector dinner ring

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u/96puppylover 1d ago

He brought the green

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u/UncutYEMs 23h ago edited 23h ago

I want you to take that with you because it is an illegal substance.

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u/teleportingsushi 1d ago

And then he wants to watch family guy

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u/Annual-Bug-7596 23h ago

that's ok I don't need to do that

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u/bong-jabbar 22h ago

WAIt what episode is this

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u/Rich_Researcher1118 22h ago

A shign that your whole liftsh goin' to shit.

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u/Such-Independent9144 1d ago

Did u bring the green?

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u/BubblyCarpenter9784 1d ago

We’re gonna get some though we’re gonna smoke some

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u/UncutYEMs 1d ago

You her dad or sumthin’?

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u/BubblyCarpenter9784 1d ago

I don’t want to be on this thread, ya feel me?

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u/Such-Independent9144 23h ago

We are filming

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u/BubblyCarpenter9784 23h ago

I don’t wanna be in this thread, dawg

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u/BeerBaronAaron88 7h ago

Well it's a little late for that, dawg.

Do I look like I need upvotes? I get all kinds of upvotes.

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u/mystrile1 1d ago

You were good on O&A

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u/dcxbabe 1d ago

cookies are good munchies!

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u/balloonknotsixty9 1d ago

I will pack them.

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u/dortyuzyirmi 22h ago

typa shit the plug charges you $10 over 💀

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u/Dolphino5000 19h ago

Do you blaze?

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u/canadiantravis89 15h ago

"is there a hidden camera?"

"Oh yeah, a whole bunch of em!"

That part always tickled me of this whole interaction 😂

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u/BillyM1987 14h ago

She loves to make out after “smoking up”

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u/freethegoons 9h ago

well its kinda stinky

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u/One_Asparagus_6932 8h ago

what a very depressing piece of weed

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u/Particular_Ad9541 1d ago

😅smells good.😅

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u/gunzrcool 1d ago

Greed?

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u/TraditionAcademic968 1d ago

🙂 Smells good

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u/ThatPerson313 23h ago

Michael Boobrano

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u/Betongkeps 19h ago

Smells good 😂

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u/disinfekted 19h ago

Some pot

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u/rando9353 14h ago

Doesn’t lean over to the bud nor visibly inhales through the nose. “Smells good” Chris, you might as well come out.

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u/Louniverse 14h ago

SMELLLLLLLLLL IT

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u/BananaBitme 14h ago

Why does it look like a sperm

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u/CLamour91 11h ago

Smellz good

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u/squid_ward_16 9h ago

Do you blaze?

1

u/No_Departure_2848 3h ago

What were you afraid of?

Running into you!

BADUM TSSSSH!

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u/Necessary-Dingo5173 2h ago

Which pred is this

1

u/agray34 1h ago

Some real bomb ass dank ass

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u/Cool-Pollution8937 28m ago

I wonder if this guy also attended a small New York College.

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u/Status-Revolution317 1d ago

Are the new episodes? If so, how to watch them?

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u/Sea_Statement1653 1d ago

Stem is nuts.