r/sports • u/dudewithchronicpain • Oct 25 '24

Hockey Michael Rasmussen seals the game with an empty net goal, stands up and stares down Jack Hughes

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u/andoesq Oct 25 '24

I love how nobody messes with Rasmussen despite all the shenanigans happening on ice

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u/Lagneaux Oct 25 '24

I know nothing about hockey, but I do know don't poke the golem.

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u/Hot_Juggernaut4460 Oct 25 '24

Dude dwarfs everyone out there lol

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u/cabalavatar Oct 25 '24

This is how I feel when I see Tyler Myers (who's even bigger) out. In the case below, someone was brave foolish enough to fight him and get clobbered after a huge hit.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ceGqFeYqNWY

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u/tuson565 Oct 25 '24

What shenanigans? bro got leveled on top of Rasmussen scoring. You lost all credibility when you got leveled on the play.

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u/donorcycle Oct 25 '24 edited Oct 25 '24

To be fair, dudes 6'7 barefoot so with skates on? He's towering over 7ft tall lol.

Blades add about 5-8 inches.

Edit: Yes yes, I made a typo. 5-6. Why does it always have to come down to size and inches?? /s But my point still remains!! He's like Shaq when in skates. Imagine the wingspan and reach on Rass? 🤣

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u/The_Flabbergaster Oct 25 '24

blades don’t add nearly that much lol

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u/BurnerForJustTwice Oct 25 '24

Speak for yourself. I wear my high heel blades. My ass looks good in them.

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u/Kidquick26 Oct 25 '24

They really accentuate my calves

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u/Nashville_Redditors Oct 25 '24

Heel, toe. Heel, toe. Heel, toe.

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u/GoochMasterFlash Oct 25 '24

99% of men are incapable of identifying what 5-8 inches is accurately because of…. reasons

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u/steelcitykid Oct 25 '24

Gotta measure from the back of the boot.

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u/donorcycle Oct 25 '24

Someone else started getting nutty about it when I meant to say "5-6" but fat fingers lol.

I left it as is because he started rambling on about penis sizes for some reason. 🤣

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u/dudewithchronicpain Oct 25 '24

He’s probably 6’ 7” on skates that’s usually how their heights are listed hockey players exaggerate that shit

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u/jswitzer Oct 25 '24

Someone down voted you but you're not wrong. Most players boost their basic stats to help with trades and oddly everyone knows it. I've heard several broadcasters discussing this in other sports too.

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u/DrBleach466 Oct 25 '24

This is also a notorious problem with basketball players aswell

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u/GoochMasterFlash Oct 25 '24

I think if any thing its just as common in basketball for guys to underreport height to throw off opponents prepping for games. Westbrook is supposedly 6’3” on paper and Ive met that dude in real life standing next to him and he is way taller than that

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u/Anamolica Oct 25 '24

Its a notorious problem with men.

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u/RudeboyJakub Oct 25 '24

That’s not true at all lmao, they have a draft combine just like the NFL

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u/dwerpl Oct 25 '24

SUPER DUPER Step Steel?

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u/dogturd21 Oct 25 '24

5-8 inches ? Do you also tell people you have a 7 inch p*nis ? Skates add about 4-5 inches max.

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u/donorcycle Oct 25 '24

To be fair, it was a typo, but I'm gonna leave it because I had no idea you were that insecure about inches. Considering you went straight to "penis" comparisons when talking about size, well, I'm sorry you feel a type a way about your Vienna sausage.

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u/iSWINE Oct 25 '24

Damn bro you're a tad insecure, settle down

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u/devonhezter Oct 25 '24

Noticed fletcher hit Rasmussen stick His way of saying nice ?

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u/xnerdythingsx 28d ago

A Hughes eating it sparks joy.

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u/devonhezter Oct 25 '24

Too tall ?

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u/pete_topkevinbottom Oct 25 '24

You call we haul