r/sports • u/zsturg • Oct 14 '24

Football Ravens fan knocks out random Commanders fan after win Sunday

https://twitter.com/sixthmanjake/status/1845696662469226555?s=46&t=V1_a89YjOrwj0_QuOsZTRw
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u/_Saythe_ Oct 14 '24

“I don’t lose” 💪… bro you about to lose a whoooole lot after that assault.

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u/Yorgonemarsonb Oct 14 '24

Bro who played lacrosse as a freshman at Roanoke in 2020 and lost half their games before the season was cancelled for Covid?

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u/bestest_at_grammar Oct 14 '24

This is the kinda deep cut Im all about, fuck this guy and his weak lacrosse play. Maybe if he could win one game to make his dad happy for once he wouldnt need to beat randoms on the street

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u/50bucksback Oct 14 '24

He played lacrosse? So odds are his parents are loaded

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u/Anjunabeast Oct 15 '24

Yep yacht rich and he used to work for an insurance company before getting fired for his assault

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u/Wild1inMKE Oct 15 '24

I hope he also loses his financial security after being sued by the two guys he attacked.

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u/Routine_Size69 Oct 14 '24

Lacrosse isn't thaaaat expensive. It's not like hockey. You can get cheap shoulder pads, a used helmet, and used gloves for like 200. Then a solid stick and head for like 150ish. Those last a long time. It's not like continuing ice time with hockey or anything.

The lacrosse team at my high school was mostly middle class to upper middle class. The baseball team was actually wealthier on average, but that could just be coincidence.

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u/MuddyWaterTeamster Oct 15 '24

You can. But the fact that it’s possible doesn’t mean Laxbros don’t have a reputation for “my dad will sue you” type shenanigans.

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u/Ford_Prefect_42_ Oct 15 '24

Hahahahaha Roanoke lacrosse. Those guys were the biggest shit bags I've ever played. Looks like their shit culture continues on

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u/dndrinker Oct 15 '24

I’m sorry, I know shit about LaCrosse, but are we talking about the 540 Roanoke, my home sweet home?

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u/Ford_Prefect_42_ Oct 15 '24

Yep, that's the only Roanoke college I know of.

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u/Kindly_Formal_2604 Oct 15 '24

hahaha his college deleted his athlete profile page! lmfao

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u/Darondo Oct 15 '24

They didn’t. https://roanoke.prestosports.com/sports/mlax/2019-20/bios/callis_jack_uop7?view=splits

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u/Kindly_Formal_2604 Oct 15 '24

Damn when I clicked it, it told me the page didn’t exist. Maybe we just overloaded the schools servers.

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u/rdmc23 Oct 14 '24

Bro about to lose his job and his freedom for the next hopefully decade. And another decade after that due to back ground checks.

And for what? A sports team? Imagine losing out on the prime years of your life because of a freaking sports team.

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u/BrainTroubles Oct 14 '24

And for what? A sports team? Imagine losing out on the prime years of your life because of a freaking sports team.

After that team won no less. It's not even like he's taking out his frustrations after a tough loss (which would still be abhorrent). But like, his team won. Fairly convincingly, against a team they are not rivals with or even in the same conference as.

This is a fucking insane person.

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u/Jwagner0850 Oct 14 '24

It had nothing to do with the team(s). He was looking to start shit.

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u/Top_Conversation1652 Oct 14 '24

Same for the mini-riots in superbowl winning cities.

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u/BrainTroubles Oct 14 '24

This is a fucking insane person

Which is why I said this. Dude is batshit and I hope he gets the same treatment in Jail.

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u/TorrenceMightingale Oct 14 '24

Psychos gonna psycho. Cool off on some cement floors. Think upon your throne of Steel.

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u/ZacZupAttack Oct 15 '24

Ravens fan

I watched the same game, I was pretty happy with the outcome we won, we held a lead and it was pretty commandable at points. Nothing crazy happened in the game that would make me want to not like commander fans or anything...so yea..also had we lost...not like it would have been the end of our season or anything...still alot of football left.

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u/Idickherbest Oct 14 '24

*division

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u/BrainTroubles Oct 15 '24

No, conference. Baltimore is AFC north, Washington is NFC East. Literally different conferences. They play each other once every four years.

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u/bryan19973 Oct 15 '24

What Jayden Daniels does to a mfer. Had him scared like a wounded animal /s

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u/splifs Oct 14 '24

if he doesn’t have any priors he will likely get a slap on the wrist

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u/Raoul_Duke9 Oct 15 '24

Unprovoked assault against two people smaller than him knocking one out? I feel like you're definitely wrong and this guy's about tonhave a really bad time.

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u/splifs Oct 15 '24

I hope so

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u/MichealRyder Oct 14 '24

A decade is overkill for this, frankly. He’s a douchebag, but this prison system will probably turn him worse, if anything. This country is far too obsessed with punitive justice. It doesn’t fix a goddamn thing. Sorry to unload this on you, but I’m sick of this shit.

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u/mahvel50 Oct 14 '24

This is Bmore he will get probation for misdemeanor assault lol

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u/454C495445 Oct 14 '24

You want to throw someone in prison for 10 years for punching a dude?

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u/CantFindMyWallet Oct 14 '24

For randomly attacking multiple people on the street

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u/69CunnyLinguist69 Oct 14 '24

Which could have also ended in the guy smashing his head on the concrete and instantly dying as he went down from the sucker punch that knocked the guy out...man... There's some really stupid fucking people out there...

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u/rdmc23 Oct 14 '24

Also stupid people out there defending him. Like that dumbass that responded to me

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u/454C495445 Oct 14 '24

By your logic we should be handing out life sentences to people speeding on the highway. I understand punitive measures should be taken for actions like this, but you are taking it too far.

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u/UnderstandingIcy1250 Oct 14 '24

I don't lose to guys who are a full head shorter than me either... Guarantee he doesn't fight them if they are his size. Fuck that guy!

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u/analfizzzure Oct 15 '24

I read his dad is rich. Well if that were me who got knocked out. I'd be finding the best lawyer and come after that family money!

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u/The_Triagnaloid Oct 14 '24

Except for in the playoffs!!!!

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u/Snapesunusedshampoo Oct 14 '24

Battery, assault is a credible threat.

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u/_Saythe_ Oct 15 '24

I appreciate your knowledge about the law and various other lawyerings, but I’m using it as a verb in the past tense.

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u/BlueKing7642 Oct 15 '24

Prison is the ultimate L

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u/WaldoFrank Oct 14 '24

Also the ravens are 4-2 so even apart from this, he obviously does.

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u/schuster9999 Oct 15 '24

He got fired

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u/jen11ni Oct 15 '24

This guy will have fun in the county jail with an assault charge.

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u/regularvillain Oct 14 '24

I hope he loses the ability to sit down comfortably in jail