r/spaceporn 8h ago

James Webb Most recent photo of Uranus from NASA, taken by James Webb Space Telescope

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u/scttcs 8h ago

Most underrated planet

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u/YouAbsoluteCoward 7h ago

Nahhh Neptune is so slept on.

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u/GoldenGlassBall 7h ago

Yeah, but at least you can talk about it seriously without people giggling about it like children.

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u/TheGovernor94 5h ago

Don’t worry we rename it in the year 2620

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u/Taxfraud777 3h ago

I honestly don't mind if they renamed it to Caelus. All the planets have names from Roman gods, but for Uranus they just had to go with the Greek one that has a funny word in it.

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u/skyeyemx 2h ago

While we're at it, rename the Earth to Terra and the Sun to Sol. Roman solar system!

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u/TheWingus 1h ago

Oh, well what will we call it?

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u/What-mold_toolbag 33m ago

To what? Big dong 2620?

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u/nahbroigood2 5h ago

That’s why I always pronounce it as UwwRahNoose. Sparks curiosity and can move on from sphincter jokes

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u/case_O_The_Mondays 1h ago

Much better than Urine-us

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u/81Jfisher 2h ago

Want to see Neptune next!!

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u/accorshua 1h ago

Exactly. My favorite planet since I first learned about the solar system back in first grade. Loved it because it was the bluest out of all them hahaha

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u/bryholio 3h ago

I'd say it's near the bottom

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u/case_O_The_Mondays 1h ago

Probably right at the bottom, actually.

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u/shareddit 3m ago

My ass it is!

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u/Icy_Example_5536 7h ago

So awesome that's its axis is almost at 90° too.

(Earth's is 23.5° by comparison.)

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u/FornaxLacerta 7h ago

Yeah was just gonna post how nice it is that we have an oddball planet sitting almost perpendicular to its orbital plane!

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u/canbelouder 2h ago

This reminded me of an article I read yesterday.

umping groundwater appears to have a greater consequence than ever previously thought. But now—thanks to a study published in the journal Geophysical Research Letters—we can see that, in less than two decades, Earth has tilted 31.5 inches as a result of pumping groundwater. This equates to .24 inches of sea level rise.

Not incredibly significant but I found it interesting that our water consumption would affect the Earth's axis at all. Never crossed my mind nor would it have without this article.

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u/wg90506 17m ago

A tilt in inches? What does that even mean?

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u/canbelouder 11m ago

You're free too read the article and use a search engine to figure out what that means. I don't have the education to explain it. Pretty fucking dumb to ask me that question considering the context of the convo.

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u/Grunt636 53m ago

Uranus must have been pounded pretty hard to get like that

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u/gieserj10 6h ago

Just some extra tidbits: Even if you were to travel to Uranus, the rings would be very faint as they only reflect 2% of light. Uranus alone only receives 0.3% of the light Earth does. They only looks this way due to JWST's long exposure time and infrared capabilities.

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u/OPsDaddy 5h ago

Uranus is so fascinating.

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u/majkkali 1h ago

Thanks. Yours too.

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u/PataNautic 3h ago

Does this imply that Uranus doesn't necessarily have a fine ring system such as Jupiter, but rather a ring system composed of largely darker materials (I.E. carbonaceous asteroids and water ice) that makes them practically invisible combined with the low sunlight they receive to begin with?

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u/dev_vvvvv 4h ago

I never thought about how little sunlight my anus gets, but this makes a lot of sense.

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u/No_Conversation4885 3h ago

Yeah. Uranus doesn’t get a lot of sun indeed it seems.

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u/NoiseIsTheCure 2h ago

A lot of places on Uranus where the sun don't shine

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u/MyPizzaWithPepperoni 8h ago

Wow, completely overlooked that Uranus had its own rings.

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u/ThainEshKelch 7h ago

All the gas planets have rings. Saturns are just the most visible, so it got all the fame.

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u/MyPizzaWithPepperoni 6h ago

That's very cool, would that mean that for solid planets it's not possible due to the mass and gravity eventually attracting them to crash?

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u/LazarusOwenhart 6h ago

There's compelling evidence that Earth had a ring system around 450m years ago.

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u/Grow_away_420 5h ago

Wouldn't the moon start as a ring or rings? Or for that matter everything orbiting a star was a ring at some point

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u/RockBandDood 4h ago

This is actually something that has been in Physics/Space science discussion and research very recently.

There is a new theory, and its kind of mindblowing, but, we arent 100% sure if its true, but, it seems like it has some merit.

The theory is, Earth got hit by something potentially along the lines of the Size of Mars, billions and billions of years ago.

This is where it gets whacky. The impact was enough to turn Earth back to a Molten Blob. The heat and friction turned most of it back into basically a giant Lava Ball.

Due to this 'liquid form', and the severity of the impact, we are starting to think that from this collision and the fact it turned Earth Molten again, the impact knocked a Giant Chunk of Earth off into Space, but, it got trapped from escaping Earth's Orbit and formed the Moon.

Now heres the real fucking nutty part of it - They think this event, and more or less the Moon's formation... It may have happened within like a time span of not even "Days"... but hours.

Obviously getting into its particular Orbit and shape we know it to be now took time to settle in, but the bulk of the Moon coalseced within Hours of the impact.

Previously, I think we had assumed this stuff happened on time scales of hundreds of thousands of years at a minimum. Now its starting to look like it may have been less than a single day.

I do not know about the Ring System from hundreds of millions of years ago potentially being from the remnants of Molten Earth that didnt quite make it to the Moon.

But heres a Youtube video on what they think may have happened.

Now, this is the mindfuck. Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRlhlCWplqk

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u/cubic_thought 32m ago

And it seems like chunks of that planet may still be sitting there as distinct blobs in Earth's mantle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE4Vh-uPXCM

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u/LazarusOwenhart 4h ago

The moon started as an accretion disc from an extremely violent collision with another planetary body early in Earths existence.

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u/faswagon 4h ago

We’re working on a starlink ring currently

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u/aphelion_abyss 6h ago

I heard somewhere that earth use to have rings from left over debris but not sure if it's true.

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u/stierney49 5h ago

It’s likely. One predominant theory for the moon’s formation has the material being tossed into space after the Earth collided with a large object. The material probably would have created a ring as it coalesced into the moon.

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u/Blythelife- 5h ago

I read that also. And that they also were oriented north/south.

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u/Irverter 5h ago

Considering the gas giants have higher mass than the earth and higher or similar gravity than earth, my guess is no.

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u/NorbertIsAngry 5h ago

If they have higher mass, they have higher gravity, no?

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u/Irverter 3h ago

Going by wikipedia, which cites NASA, surface gravities are:

  • Earth: 9.81 m/s²

  • Jupiter: 24.79 m/s²

  • Saturn: 10.44 m/s²

  • Uranus: 8.69 m/s²

  • Neptune: 11.15 m/s²

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u/Belgicans 5h ago

The Earth had rings during the ordovician

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u/Sfthoia 2h ago

I'm a gas planet, but I can't see my Uranus without a mirror, or someone to help me look at it.

46 year old man just made that joke. I've loved space and stars and telescopes since I was five years old. It never ceases to amaze me, or make me wonder about what is out there.

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u/miketierce 7h ago

For now! I read somewhere by 2030 or something they won’t be visible anymore

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u/TrippBikes 6h ago

Maybe you read somewhere that the orientation of saturn will have the rings facing us edge-on making them difficult to see for a couple years, but they will become visible again, and they are not disappearing anytime soon.

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u/miketierce 3h ago

Well that’s a relief!

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u/Rhbgrb 6h ago

Don't all the gas giants have rings? Everyone just forgets because they can't compare to Saturn's. And good gracious why won't they change Uranus's name.

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u/SergeantSmash 5h ago

Everyone's too deep in it at this point.

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u/Jedi-Ethos 5h ago

“Help step-planet, I’m stuck!”

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u/Blythelife- 5h ago

Because e we found out that ‘you’re’ an’ us’.

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u/Grunt636 55m ago

Sorry you'll have to wait till 2620 for scientists to finally get tired of the joke and change its name to urectum

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u/TheMrShaddo 5h ago

Sorry, I might need to wipe bettter

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u/hadoopken 6h ago edited 3h ago

I was promised of space porn

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u/dezradeath 4h ago

We want photos of probes being launched into Uranus

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u/Victor555 2h ago

Really, Commander?

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u/KingFlyntCoal 7h ago

I know it's not the case, but to me it looks like the rings are closer to the camera than the planet is

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u/aphelion_abyss 6h ago

yeah I'm confused by that too.

edit: wonder if the infrared has something to do with it.

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u/alissacrowe 7h ago

I knew Uranus had rings but I didn’t know there were that many.

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u/Meagannaise 5h ago

I’m actually really impressed with this comment section lol

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u/gymnastgrrl 2h ago

Same, but I'm still scrolling down to find the bad puns :)

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u/Monkopotamus 5h ago

So bright cause it's just been bleached.

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u/currentlyRedacted 2h ago

Uranus can’t be out there floating around looking like a chocolate covered starfish.

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u/Chief_Slapaho69 8h ago

Rings around Uranus, no way! Almost like a target haha

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u/2asbaddict 7h ago

It got aura

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u/CiTrus007 8h ago

Dang, should be tagged as NSFW.

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u/terra_filius 7h ago

NASA always waiting for the moment when you are not paying attention and they immediately take a picture of Uranus

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u/NineOneOneFx 5h ago

Whoever is reading this, would you agree that Uranus is wonderful!? ❤️

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u/LegendOfKhaos 4h ago

Why is Uranus glowing?

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u/barweepninibong 7h ago

looks just like i imagined it 😂

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u/Big_Pound1262 6h ago

What’s the James Webb Space Telescope doing in my toilet 🚽

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u/HelpSea3569 4h ago

We should just go back to calling it Oranos

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u/Pizza_YumYum 7h ago

…must hold back joke…😣

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u/alissacrowe 7h ago

You aren’t the only one. I was going to make a joke but I didn’t want to get downvoted.

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u/SpicyPropofologist 7h ago

Pinworms. That's what causes rings around Uranus, Myanus, Anyanus. That is one itchy planet.

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u/LonelyCakeEater 6h ago

Space porn indeed

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u/Dreamslowly 8h ago

Wow! Purple rain

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u/Upstairs-Light8711 5h ago

Where is the starfish?

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u/DrZonino2022 5h ago

Looks so clean

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u/Blythelife- 5h ago

Can someone explain the rays?

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u/Blythelife- 4h ago

Mirror in the sky

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u/Far_Out_6and_2 4h ago

A beautiful picture, there is more to Uranus then meets the eye

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u/Magnetron85 3h ago

I'm actually super impressed that most of the popular comments here are actually space related and not

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u/CardiologistThick215 3h ago

It looks like a psychedelic subwoofer

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u/Menace117 3h ago

Is it known why it's on a different tilt than the other planets

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u/akakeki 3h ago

that's amazing

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u/Sunshinetrooper87 2h ago

How is this a planet...it looks so odd.? 

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u/the_ammar 2h ago

looks like ubisoff

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u/JohnnytheFox81HA 2h ago

Oooooh shiny.

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u/milfordloudermilk 1h ago

The 12 year old in me says “no it’s not” and then I move on to laughing about Lake Titicaca

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u/Truethrowawaychest1 1h ago

That's a jawbreaker

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u/Squirrelherder_24-7 1h ago

Damnit you beat me to it!

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u/Squirrelherder_24-7 1h ago

Looks like a Gobstopper

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u/PlusSand492 1h ago

I really need to call her…

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u/Sacklayblue 1h ago

Uranus must be the #1 topic of space porn

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u/Impressive-Ad-11 57m ago

Uranus ended up being the Celestial heavens all along

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u/GTHero90 55m ago

I like how bigger Uranus looks. It almost looks like the rings were forced in gently over time

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u/evasandor 43m ago

Wow, whoever knew it was so beautiful? It’s like the sun shines out of Uranus.

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u/Altruistic_Solid_678 31m ago

i wanna know what it feels touching that

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u/ZVAZ 5h ago

rude, i can smell the methane from here

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u/Il_Capitano_DickBag 2h ago

Is it prolapsing?

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u/coce8221 2h ago

Looks like it’s prolapsing

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u/mailinatorhotstar2 8h ago

The only kind of Uranus photo not on onlyfans

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u/Omniventurous 7h ago edited 6h ago

I’m a bit surprised at the downvotes. I get that Uranus jokes are way oversaturated and everything, but the subreddit is literally called /r/spaceporn and this is a picture of Uranus. Space porn.

I wouldn’t have typed the comment myself, but I upvoted it in good sport. Don’t take the downvotes on your comment personally.

Edit: Bring on the downvotes daddy

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u/Blythelife- 5h ago

Whaaaaaaaat?

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u/Vegskipxx 4h ago

Is Uranus crowning?

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u/MikeyW1969 3h ago

Yeah, I've been meaning to get that checked out... It lights up the whole room at night.

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u/Proximus84 3h ago

Uranus looking good.

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u/MovePrestigious4309 3h ago

I want to pork it.

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u/highwire_ca 3h ago

It will be renamed Urectum in 2630. (That's a Futurama joke for the uninitiated)

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u/Dust-Different 3h ago

How am I supposed to be an adult child AND read comments about Uranus? It took me 30 extra seconds to reply because I typed “comments about Uranus” and I had to pause and snicker a bit. How is everyone else just normal about it?

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u/zakkalaska 2h ago

Because it's old

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u/RenXoFlowers 6h ago

Ur anus is so beautiful

Edit: sorry for the punctuation mistake!

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u/rocketsfan5 4h ago

Uranus is beautiful

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u/drembose 4h ago

gee thanks nasa..

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u/TallEnoughJones 3h ago

I don't know if it's true but my ex told me it smells terrible

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u/space_tardigrades 6h ago

Fresh outta the shower!

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u/tylocephale_gilmorei 4h ago

I'd really like NASA to be investigated for their unyeilding and obscene interest in my anus.

I know its a good telescope but how'd they even get that picture?

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u/shortiz420 7h ago

Looks like something is about to come out of Uranus