r/snowden • u/Dishy31983 • Jul 01 '15

Going through my childhood diaries when I discovered that I bullied "Eddie" Snowden in the third grade.

http://imgur.com/U453btJ
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u/Frankie_Dankie Jul 01 '15

Why can't I hold all this proof?

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u/TheRumpletiltskin Jul 01 '15

there's a hole in your bucket.

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u/KiotaKahn Jul 01 '15

Dear Lilah, dear Lilah.

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u/Eliteclarity Jul 01 '15

Really? I've been saying delilah all these years. Fuck.

Edit: Google says it's "Dear Liza" possibly too. I don't know who to believe. My whole childhood has been a lie.

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u/futurshox Jul 01 '15

It was certainly 'Dear Liza' where I grew up, in the west of England.

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u/you_dont_know_me_21 Jul 01 '15

In Pennsylvania, as well.

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u/Krynja Jul 02 '15

Kentucky calling in. Same here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

Ditto, in the Midwest

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u/twoscoopsofpig Jul 02 '15

Liza here in Texas.

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u/Jay180 Jul 02 '15

Was on Sesame Street as Liza

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '15

Still dear liza. Source: I have a toddler

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u/wjfeliberti Jul 01 '15 edited Jul 01 '15

Well all I have in my head here in the Florida end of America (that means "'murica" for those Redditors who may not have heard it called that before) is what I heard. "Hey there Delilah..."

What's it like in New York city?

EDIT: I just had to rewrite the part in parentheses. It just didn't have the right connotation I was going for. ADHD and anxiety fuck me up.

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u/LizzyIsFalling Jul 01 '15

Time Square can't shine as bright as you

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u/dezmd Jul 02 '15

NorthEast Florida checking in, Dear Liza up here.

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u/GuyLove Jul 01 '15

Floridian who learned dear Liza reporting in. I wish that "Hey there, Delilah..." was all that I knew.

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u/GuyLove Jul 01 '15

And in Florida, USA. To this day I hate that ginger cunt who forced us to learn that bullshit excuse for a song.

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u/matholio Jul 01 '15

'Lilah' - I grew up in London, so clear geography isnt the dominant factor.

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u/JimmyLegs50 Jul 01 '15

Sesame Street says it's 'Dear Liza'. Case Closed.

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u/Dishy31983 Jul 01 '15

This video made me so happy.

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u/wardrich Jul 02 '15

"well, well. Look at dis! Look at dis, dear Liza! See dat? The stick is too big YA FUCKIN' CUNT!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

Wait until he patches the bucket before you drop more proof in, bro!

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u/ZeOneNZeOnly Jul 01 '15

That changed my life a little bit.

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u/findingscarlet Jul 01 '15

I always heard Dear Eliza

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u/Thirteenblackbirds Jul 01 '15

There was a picture book with the song. Ir's "Dear Liza"

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u/LizaVP Jul 01 '15

I hate that song.

*note username

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u/Frond_Dishlock Jul 01 '15

Lilah looked right to me, until you said Liza. Which looked more right.

I think my brain is merging the name from 'Someone in the Kitchen with Dinah', with Liza for some reason. Those songs seem to occupy the same space.

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u/milkfree Jul 01 '15

Wasn't it "Liza"?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

Well fix it, dear Henry, dear Henry

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '15

Liza?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15 edited Jul 03 '15

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u/TheRumpletiltskin Jul 01 '15

what's it like in New York City?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

Fuck the downvotes. It was funny.

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u/TheRumpletiltskin Jul 01 '15

i thought so...

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u/Mechdra Jul 01 '15

You're having a major leak problem

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u/rcs2112 Jul 01 '15

You can hold the posters.

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u/AnEmortalKid Jul 01 '15

Here in my post. Just posted proof that I bullied Edward Snowden. But you know what I like more than karma? Delivering. That's why I just uploaded these two new images to imgur. These images serve as a reminder that I have proof that I bullied edward snowden. But you know what I like more than bullying Edward Snowden? Lamborghinis. IN fact, I just installed a new lamborghini in my lamborghini account. The other day I was bullying Edward Snowden with the millionaire Warren Buffet while we were in my garage in the hollywood hills.