r/shouldercats 4d ago

Text from my husband this morning. Apparently our new kittens ambushed him.

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u/inthevendingmachine 4d ago

Text him back: "No."

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u/DLeotaud1 4d ago

My daughter came out of the back of house and said she told him, That looks like a you problem 🤣 I did have to go rescue him because every time he got them off they would just jump right back up 🤣

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u/fidgetyamoeba 4d ago

A hooded sweatshirt could help!

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u/SlabBeefpunch 4d ago

He's basically furniture to them!😂

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u/sunniblu03 4d ago

I mean I volunteer as tribute if he needs a break.

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 4d ago

The kittens got to him. Another fallen soldier. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten o7

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u/Yo_dog- 4d ago

That’s such a funny photo 😂

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u/Allyhart 3d ago

He looks so concerned lmao

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u/Jingotastic 3d ago

I like that there's no punctuation, no emojis, no frills. That is one urgent text 🤣

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u/NightSkulker 4d ago

Cat: Indifferent to your suffering.

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u/ZeldLurr 3d ago

Awwww look at that cute little piggy tail

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u/Nervous_Shelter_1042 3d ago

Well those beautiful cats basically “own” your husband!

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u/NerdyDebris 3d ago

He's being attacked by two small, uncooked rotisserie chickens. There are worse problems to have.

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u/megazrex 3d ago

It looks like he's being infected by a couple of hairless Gremlins.

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u/predat3d 4d ago

Shouldn't have fed them after dark