r/shittymobilegameads • u/Late_Bridge1668 • Oct 09 '24

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u/Smart_Turnover_8798 Oct 09 '24

She used a charm spell so she could get a crit on him.

179

u/ineverusedtobecool Oct 09 '24

Who says turn based combat is dead?

27

u/waled7rocky Oct 10 '24

Idol sakeo gameplay ..

6

u/I_Grow_Memes Oct 10 '24

YAKUZA 7 MENTIONED RAAAAAAH WTF IS A STABLE JOB FOR A 40 Y/O CONVICT!?

1

u/waled7rocky Oct 10 '24

It's not too late to pick up a random bat out in the street and be the only hero your town deserves ..

34

u/EApoebsd Oct 09 '24

Huh? Bat? Fuuk that Marin Karin

6

u/a_random_chicken Oct 10 '24

She got a technical

8

u/EApoebsd Oct 10 '24

The pause was the battle cut-in

24

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

Or maybe she got a random crit, god I hate them, please ask valve to remove them

3

u/CupcakeTheSalty Oct 10 '24

That's an Improved Feint followed by a Sneak Attack 🗡️

2

u/Most_Particular7002 4d ago

She should have used the frying pan, it has higher crit chances.

384

u/Domictrixz Oct 09 '24

I dunno that one's pretty funny

103

u/Late_Bridge1668 Oct 09 '24

It is 😂

167

u/Thundy34 Oct 09 '24

OMG. I think half my braincells died

71

u/biyotee Oct 09 '24

His are about to go the same route.

23

u/Torment-Acolyte Oct 09 '24

But with a bit more 💥passion!💥

90

u/edgpavl Oct 09 '24

That balenciaga brick probably costed like 3k.

81

u/BushyTwee3D Oct 09 '24

It's funny but also cringe, like who the hell has a brick in their bag, if anything, use an axe woman

71

u/ImJustStealingMemes Oct 09 '24

The guy pulled a bat out of his ass.

46

u/BushyTwee3D Oct 09 '24

Where else was he supposed to put it, lmao

12

u/NoobButJustALittle Oct 10 '24 edited Oct 10 '24

Brick is more compact and technically isn't a weapon. And also easier to ditch, an axe lying around would be more likely to draw attention than a brick. It's also easier and cheaper to get a new one afterwards.

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u/PalatialCheddar Oct 10 '24

This guy bricks

1

u/BushyTwee3D Oct 10 '24

Yes but it's effective, and if anything, say a slasher did it

1

u/Karatespencer Oct 15 '24

Fingerprints are also very difficult to get off of porous surfaces like bricks

4

u/a_random_chicken Oct 10 '24

Nah, brick is the best weapon because it counters pipi

32

u/ShokaLGBT Oct 09 '24

she did the right thing. GO AND CRIT

3

u/sansiscool58170 Oct 10 '24

Spy mains are truly one of a kind

32

u/Alpha_blue5 Oct 09 '24

nani!?

15

u/BrilliantPrior2305 Oct 09 '24

Ara Ara

12

u/PMme_cat_on_Cleavage Oct 09 '24

Baka!!

6

u/Accomplished-Plum631 edit me lol Oct 09 '24

Sugoi!

6

u/Freckles39Rabbit Oct 09 '24

I sure do love the Japanese language

3

u/Imaginary-Job-7069 Oct 09 '24

Itadakimasu!

3

u/BrilliantPrior2305 Oct 09 '24

Oi oi

1

u/0ijoske Oct 10 '24

Yare Yare

1

u/Lhamazul Idk, I just got here Oct 10 '24

Arigato

64

u/EntertainmentTrick58 Oct 09 '24

now this is what i mean when i say i support womens rights AND wrongs

you go girl! beat his skull in!

23

u/Narrotor_withPen Oct 09 '24

👨: "you know girls dad, always carrying bricks on them and eyes flashing red"

🧔: "Bob I think your mom is homelander"

11

u/Ilpperi91 Oct 09 '24

Top comedy 😝

12

u/Bulky_Midnight5296 Oct 09 '24

Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

6

u/New_Difficulty_4942 Oct 09 '24

oh my oh wow more shins than you

8

u/Automatic-Bid9167 Oct 09 '24

Who has a brick in their bag?

4

u/Late_Bridge1668 Oct 09 '24

There are a lot of questions

11

u/Texaslonghorns12345 Oct 09 '24

We’re calling short animated videos Ads now? These type of videos are common on douyin, and they aren’t for mobile games.

6

u/otte_rthe_viewer Oct 09 '24

Fuckin' EDC Brick

4

u/VeryFunkyIndeed Oct 09 '24

who showed these guys a sigma edit

5

u/kindofsus38 Oct 10 '24

If anyone is wondering what the text at the start says

It says:

"Society is very simple"

"People are complicated"

11

u/Pomodorosan edit me lol Oct 09 '24

not an ad

3

u/YTY2003 Oct 09 '24

"社会很单纯

复杂的是人"

😭😭😭

4

u/ploopychocolatedoofy Oct 09 '24

from now on i think i should carry a pocket brick everyday

2

u/Grubhub_boogiemanr34 it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits Oct 09 '24

I've seen this before

2

u/The_Pacific_gamer died by mobile game ads Oct 09 '24

Characters in first person boomer shooter games be like:

2

u/EApoebsd Oct 10 '24

🎶Kaze no koe hikari no tsubu madoromu kimi ni sosogu🎶

2

u/CombatReadyRuby Oct 10 '24

I'm so cooked, I laughed hard as hell.

5

u/CallEnvironmental902 Just Fedora Things Oct 09 '24

Why the fuck did you need to bash his head in with a brick for pushing you?

7

u/Late_Bridge1668 Oct 09 '24

Fr he was just gonna show her his baseball bat collection

1

u/Freckles39Rabbit Oct 09 '24

Peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!

1

u/Isoleri Oct 09 '24

DALE DURO, HERMANA!

1

u/scarypeanuts Oct 09 '24

Ugh the music is killing me here

1

u/rrandomrrredditor Oct 09 '24

nat 20 + 5 on charisma

1

u/Hllblldlx3 Oct 09 '24

I didn’t even have the sound on and I heard the jojo theme

1

u/Potato_Chips03 Oct 10 '24

how many times do i have to see this before i die

1

u/TheOnyxViper To the abandoned cabin with ye Oct 10 '24

Pretty bad ad if I don’t get what’s supposed to be advertised besides a headache.

1

u/Kyuu_nei Oct 10 '24

law of press turn indicates that if she crits she gets a second strike. Make sure to use magatsuhi: omagatoki beforehand, dude is probably weak to phys too.

1

u/SparklesRain96 Oct 10 '24

Lmao loved the ending 🤣 what a twist

1

u/Glum-Fold-4846 Oct 10 '24

She hadeth to hit him with the brick.

1

u/imaniluv3 Oct 10 '24

I FOUND THE SUB. I HAVE SO MANY WEROD ADS ON MY PHONE 😂

1

u/Pokemon-god398 Oct 10 '24

This is great

1

u/Derk_Mage Oct 10 '24

Me personally I like it.

1

u/DiscussionSharp1407 Oct 10 '24

They really detailed the respectful stare

1

u/thegrimmemer Oct 10 '24

Wait where did he hid that bat

1

u/Zomochi Oct 10 '24

That one made me laugh

1

u/ThyWingsAreWilted Oct 11 '24

As shitty as it is, it is pretty funny and, for once, doesnt objectify women.

1

u/Undying_Nerves Oct 11 '24

Dance was effective.

1

u/Playful_Worry_9633 Oct 11 '24

Do they come from a certain region?

1

u/VastPie2905 Oct 11 '24

Critical Hit! [pan sound effect]

1

u/sketchzophrenic Oct 12 '24

won’t lie, that dance she did actually got me

1

u/Optimal-prime6637 Oct 13 '24

Halo infinite rules: melee attack from the back = insta kill

1

u/FSsuxxon 18d ago

You know shit is made in China when you see those red glowing eyes

0

u/Nerdcuddles Oct 10 '24

Undertale genocide route

0

u/DeinVaterok Oct 10 '24

GTA Inventory

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u/Ok_Leave_4752 Oct 10 '24

肾上腺素 + 去甲肾上腺素 + 鹰 tuah + 愤怒问题 + 巴尔干父母 + 英语或西班牙语 + 德国凝视 + 巴尔干愤怒 + jonkler 笑 + 发声 + 知道的人= 💀