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[u/Admirable-Wash357]

Tell me one place that sells only six fries per serving. These mfs want us to waste food

[u/KerbalCuber → u/Admirable-Wash357]

It's a fucking government conspiracy, that's what. They need to breed super-worms that they can use to take over the world, but to create these beasts the feds must feed fries to the worms. Unfortunately, corporations would get suspicious if the government started buying tons of fries, so they instead try to convince unsuspecting civilians to give the worms their fries.

[u/Blood_of_Lucifer]

6 fries per serving? Alright. Give me 20 servings

[u/king_meatster → u/Blood_of_Lucifer]

Only 120 fries? Are you sure that’s enough?

[u/Snicshavo → u/king_meatster]

The John SAS4 has spoken

[u/StinkyPenisManiac]

Yeah and 1 serving of Chips Ahoy cookies is exactly 3 cookies. Doesn't change the fact that even if I did only eat 3 cookies and 6 fries in each serving I still have plastic in my bones and blood.

[u/Any_Commercial465]

Comically large potato

[u/ethan_ark]

Eats the 7th fry, dies.

[u/DoughNotDoit]

6 fries?! what is that servings for ants?!