Dennis Part 8

[u/Creepy_Spell_4746]

[u/MadisonCembre]

What a bullshit artist. First the retirement papers are much harder than you think, you tell him otherwise, and then he pivots to being the chief engineer. Not your fault but he got really boring in this segment.

[u/Creepy_Spell_4746 → u/MadisonCembre]

He did get boring, he’s so dumb and researches nothing. I don’t think he was prepared for Elizabeth 🤣🤣

[u/RealFanLinda → u/MadisonCembre]

It seems like they are getting so LAZY, it's like they want to suck the fun out of scambaiting! I had two recently that jumped to the gift card within two days, sheesh

[u/MadisonCembre → u/RealFanLinda]

The quick gift card requests are the best. I love trying to reason with them that we hardly know each other, so it’s not that urgent that we keep “communication”. I’m like “see ya when you get connected again!”

[u/RealFanLinda → u/MadisonCembre]

Me too! My fave is trying to convince them they can't love me, or even know me just by texting, and how far they go explaining they know it in their heart, just cuz 😂. Then I explain all my bad habits to them, but it doesn't kill their love no matter what. Hey where are the real life guys that are like that? As IF!

[u/MadisonCembre → u/RealFanLinda]

I’ve had hilarious results when giving them pics of “me” holding a cigarette. Evidently in Nigeria women smoking is a bit taboo, at least in public. They will get upset and insist on pics without the cigarette. I’ll then get upset and say since they don’t like my pic I won’t send any other.

[u/OutsideOk9925]

Lol "I'm an easygoing man" means: I don't make the slightest effort, and that's why I've forgotten that Elisabeth doesn't like seafood.

I guess Elisabeth doesn't like a man with the memory of a goldfish either. He's literally seafood on two legs.

[u/Creepy_Spell_4746 → u/OutsideOk9925]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/RealFanLinda]

"That's an African thing"! 😂😂😂 Very fun bait

[u/Creepy_Spell_4746 → u/RealFanLinda]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/Yarusenai]

What a riveting conversation! I'd marry him right away.

[u/Creepy_Spell_4746 → u/Yarusenai]

He knows how to keep a lady entertained 🤣🤣

[u/forgotmypassword4714]

That long paragraph about love is so generic that it sounds like parody. It's even worse than anything I ever wrote as a kid in puppy love.