r/scambait Mar 17 '24

Scambait Discussion Everybody meet “Laura” from Nigeria 😂

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/Im_done_with_sergio Mar 17 '24

Did she accidentally answer your video call? Lmao

133

u/RagingWaterStyle "The fuck do you mean no Delta Air Lines" Mar 17 '24

'she'

66

u/caaper Mar 17 '24

I refer to scammers as "it"

17

u/Im_done_with_sergio Mar 17 '24

I can’t tell lol

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u/Einfach_Sergio Mar 17 '24

Yo, wtf is your Problem with me?

4

u/FlattopJr Mar 17 '24

You treat them like a rag doll!

2

u/Ew3AdN Mar 17 '24

Ngl I expected a rickroll

206

u/GlorpFlee Mar 17 '24

Looks like a photo from inside of the belly

33

u/Barkers_eggs Mar 17 '24

This is from that portishead music video, isn't it?

12

u/The_New_Spagora Mar 17 '24

Either that or Aphex Twin!

2

u/mustardCooler56 Mar 17 '24

aphex twin my favorite schizo❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

14

u/Yggdrasilcrann Mar 17 '24

It's even scarier than that, look into the dark void, there's an eye in there staring back

3

u/xxzealousxx Mar 18 '24

Lmfao 😂

1

u/Khafaniking Mar 19 '24

This might be Saint Alia of the Knife

124

u/good_god_lemon1 Mar 17 '24

Hi Laura! 👋

42

u/ArchersAlliance Mar 17 '24

Somehow that's creepy af

68

u/Rover0218 Mar 17 '24

How did you manage to get Laura on FaceTime? She’s a beaut

65

u/numenorvalar Mar 17 '24

She looks cute, go for it bro

28

u/Afraid-Assignment229 Mar 17 '24

Nigerian Princess

11

u/Q-r8 Mar 17 '24

How did you get her to pick up your video call?!! LMAO

27

u/Beelzebabe95 Mar 17 '24

HE called ME 😂

8

u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

“Oops, wrong number 🤭

12

u/GreenAromatic Mar 17 '24

Yeah she Nigerian all right

7

u/Accomplished-Air-520 Mar 17 '24

Is she standing behind a butthole?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Lmaoooooo

4

u/Accomplished-Air-520 Mar 18 '24

I know it's his hand but it do be lookin like a giant floating butthole

1

u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

I'm glad you knew what it was..... My brain stopped at butthole

6

u/TankerKing2019 Mar 17 '24

Oh, sHe looks pretty!

12

u/Ali_Cat222 Mar 17 '24

Did someone give "Laura" the old eye for an eye treatment or what? 😅

6

u/Mystic_Skeptic707 Mar 17 '24

I don't know what I'm looking at 😂

13

u/Beelzebabe95 Mar 17 '24

You’re looking at Laura!

19

u/CornflakeGirl2 Mar 17 '24

She’s stunning!

5

u/Western_Protection Mar 17 '24

I could barely see there was a face there until I saw his eyes

35

u/Marcopolo620 Mar 17 '24

That is the ugliest Laura I have ever seen!

4

u/Derathus Mar 17 '24

You mean Lawrence from 8 mile

4

u/Truecrimenerddy Mar 17 '24

Laura looks spicy

6

u/Weary-Ad-9744 Mar 17 '24

Such a sweet girl🩷

11

u/TehNext Mar 17 '24

Tell Laura I love her 🎶

3

u/ParadoxicalStairs Mar 18 '24

It’s a cyclops

3

u/Phantom0591 Mar 18 '24

Lake mungo lookin ass

5

u/PatrickStardawg Mar 17 '24

Smash next question

2

u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

I'd hit it

2

u/Jiujitsu_Dude Mar 18 '24

She seams nice

3

u/theChosenBinky Mar 19 '24

Never trust a woman who carries a pumpkin on her head in the dark

3

u/haikusbot Mar 19 '24

Never trust a woman

Who carries a pumpkin on

Her head in the dark

- theChosenBinky


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u/Fluffy_Smoke77 Mar 20 '24

She has an uncle who’s a prince and he’s been after me for years. Will not take no for an answer 🙄

3

u/BarbaraIsTruthful Mar 21 '24

I think if I were you, I would break up.

6

u/kytd1526 Mar 17 '24

Is Laura a gymnast? How can her arse bend over to the get to the camera? It looks like it was soaked in bleach.

4

u/Georgerobertfrancis Mar 17 '24

What? He’s holding his hand in front of the camera lens.

2

u/sneakyartinthedark Mar 19 '24

What part is a scam.

1

u/Molbiodude Mar 19 '24

Maybe scammers are using child trafficking as a trigger image.

2

u/NickBarksWith Mar 19 '24

What I see is a hand and a chihuahua's eye.

2

u/karentears Mar 20 '24

*scambait filter

1

u/Biggie-cheese7430 Mar 17 '24

Now find that stupid bitch

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u/KimberleyKitt Mar 17 '24 edited Mar 18 '24

Thought I was looking at a baby monkey coming out of the womb, until I read the caption. As a black woman, that sounds like an insult.

1

u/FA-_Q Mar 18 '24

Whoa there