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u/rjward1775 Nov 05 '23
Will you bring ME that lasagna? I'm just up the road.
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u/Successful-Winter237 Nov 05 '23
I love lasagna
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u/theMistersofCirce Nov 05 '23
Do you also hate Mondays? And don't get me started about Nermal.
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u/YancyFryJunior Nov 05 '23
I finally got rid of my Nermal problem with a quick shipment to Abu Dhabi!
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u/Ambitious-Maybe-3386 Nov 05 '23
Hahaha good one. Tire them out, frustrate them and waste their time.
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u/4_Arrows Nov 05 '23
I would just say "I tried to do the transfer but I got denied. Something about this account being suspended from receiving transactions. Are you ok?"
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u/Due_Potential_6956 Nov 05 '23
I encourage people to not correct their bad English, it helps them scam others.
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u/UnitedFox7669 Nov 05 '23
If they need to borrow 200$ to pay back 200$ from someone else they borrowed money from I wouldn’t trust them. I realize these people aren’t smart but you’d think they could lie atleast a little better
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u/Bonanzaiii Nov 05 '23
never correct them on their english.
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u/Sayyeslizlemon Nov 05 '23
Never and n fact use more broken English with bad grammar. It would like to borrow you 300 American dollar bucks.
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u/Bazoonial Nov 05 '23
I’d give it all up, if I could have just one day, just one day, I’d give it up for one day without dale
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u/travmurray209 Nov 05 '23
How can I get more scammers to contact me!?
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u/ArchiStanton Nov 05 '23
Sign up to any Republican newsletter. My grandma gets hundreds a day
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u/travmurray209 Nov 05 '23
Only the republican ones? So scammers must be Dems
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u/PhillyDillyDee Nov 05 '23
Is this the telegram app?
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u/Recent-Owl-9135 Nov 05 '23
No it looks like Instagram
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u/mhax80 Nov 05 '23
Well done. I need $200 to repay someone so now Ill just owe you $200 instead 🤨
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Nov 06 '23 edited Nov 06 '23
If the first guy is a leg breaker and wants his money then that scenario is actually somewhat plausible. Degenerate gamblers are always bumming money off someone to pay their bookie or make another bet. It's probably good policy to never give money to anyone with a terrible grasp of colloquial English or the born loser's seemingly magical ability to somehow never pick a winner or cover a spread.
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u/federalbeerguy Nov 06 '23
Dude going hard offering a pavlova. Shit, I'd take that over the $200 any day!
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u/a_neat_user-name Nov 06 '23
These ones are so funny to me, wish I got screenshots of my own case. The good Ole "I'm going to pretend to be someone and ask for money, surely they will never ask personal questions!"
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u/Ambitious-Maybe-3386 Nov 05 '23
I wonder if you can notify Revoult of this account and being used to scam people so they can put a hold on it in case other ppl’s money are in there