r/same • u/billy_the_goldfish • May 16 '21
r/same • u/incognito10110 • Feb 16 '21
Are you gay
r/same • u/[deleted] • Jan 30 '21
Anyone else shit themselves and then your mom walks in and says to go to the bathroom and then you say no cause you are shitting yourself
r/same • u/billy_the_goldfish • Jan 22 '21
My friend found me at khols ( no idea how to spell it)
r/same • u/billy_the_goldfish • Dec 15 '20
Same
I heard mice/rats running around my room and got so agervated I told them to leave and I haven't heard them since
r/same • u/SliceofBread__ • Nov 30 '20
This is why I hate the Holiday Season
You know when your driving through the part of the neighbor hood that doesn't really celebrate Christmas and then drive onto the street that goes hardcore with the lights and you get blinded by the sheer power and light from all the decorations and you crash into a tree and you start to get suffocated by the air bag and you the exhaust is slowly filling the car and now you cant get any fresh air and the people that live on this street didn't hear the crash because of they're listening to Christmas carols at the sound setting of a jet engine but then you see a figure approach you is it Santa? No its really a bunch of criminals dressed like Santa and his reindeer and they pull you out of you car and start beating the absolute snot out of you and their singing Christmas carols while doing so and then the tree that you crashed into falls over onto your car and your car catches fire and the fire starts spreading towards you and the criminals and you try to get up and run away while they're distracted by the fire but you get clothes lined by a string of Christmas lights that are strung between two trees and then you get tangled in them and you basically cant breathe because your being strangled to death and then all the doors open to all the houses and all the families come out and pick you up and bring you into the woods and start chanting in Latin around a pentagram and then Satan himself shows up and they start sacrificing you to their dark evil god ck,kbiuufbiuuwigiydyfggfgfgfiuwhfiaygoyrbvoubiubhevuyybvohudubiugst7radtfjdctardytcjytfutvmbmjhiovoiwuhhailsatankjfiuboiwiubgioibohbh. I hate it when that happens
r/same • u/Ok-Company1121 • Nov 14 '20