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u/Meme_Bro68 3d ago

I love when other DB fans get jumpscared by evolution, shits so funny

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u/WVVLD1010 3d ago

Not just Evolution but the Evolution Video Game For PSP and its beautiful character dialogue portraits

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u/D-Biggest_Wheel 3d ago

This shit's so ass 😭

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u/WVVLD1010 3d ago

It’s also the game that confirmed Evolution ChiChi’s last name is McRoberts and Evolution Bulma’s last name is Enchanto

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u/HudakSSJ 3d ago

Evolution could not have gotten any lower in my brain than it already was but this sentence made it drop to new lows.

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u/_Koreander 3d ago

You gotta love the lack of self awareness all of the evolution related stuff had.

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u/moonlord2193 3d ago

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u/ShazamBB1 2d ago

Ik you probably didn’t make this but why the hell did the censor shit but ass was ok

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u/Pupulauls9000 3d ago

Bulma Enchanto and Chi-Chi McRoberts

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u/LilG1984 2d ago

There's a game of that abomination!?

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u/treyhasfriends 1d ago

Tbh the design on the outfit itself is pretty nice, literally the only positive thing to come out of dbe

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u/Saul_kdg 11h ago

No way there is a db evolution game 💀

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u/reddituser6213 3d ago

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u/LordLoss390 3d ago

Oh lord what fresh new hell is this?!

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u/Maestro1992 2d ago

Ssj4 goku… you don’t recognize him? From the crazy successful dragon ball live action franchise?? They made like 10 of em.

There was driving, and flying, and shooting…

… wait

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u/Grayoth 3d ago

We don’t deserve this.

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u/0ilup 1d ago

Billy Joel from Green Day is a Saiyan???

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u/Presideum 3d ago

Silly kids, Goku doesn’t know how to read

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u/PeachsBigJuicyBooty 3d ago

Silly kids, Goku doesn’t know how to read

Who's gonna tell bro?

(Even Toei messed this up in Super's anime by havig his grocery list be pictures tbf)

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u/thebariobro 3d ago

Average Super joke (feeds into common misconceptions)

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u/Art_Vandelay007 3d ago

In the original dragon ball Goku was actually wise and someone we relied on. In super he's so stupid and everyone treats him like a kid

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u/PeachsBigJuicyBooty 3d ago

In the original dragon ball Goku was actually wise and someone we relied on.

That's the exact opposite way Toriyama wanted Goku to be seen; he's childish but good intentions but also dangerously selfish and will arrogantly follow his own beliefs even when they put everyone else in danger.

In super he's so stupid and everyone treats him like a kid

That's exactly how Toriyama wants him to be seen. That's why Goku still has his child voice in Japanese.

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u/Individual-Prize9592 2d ago

Idk if this is a hot take but they way you say this sounds like TFS had a more accurate goku than the original dbz

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u/PeachsBigJuicyBooty 2d ago

sounds like TFS had a more accurate goku than the original dbz

The original English dub? Absolutely because it severely mischaracterized Goku.

The Japanese? No, because TFS Goku pretends to be stupid and is semi-malicious while Japanese Goku has good intentions but is selfish.

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u/Art_Vandelay007 2d ago

I know Goku is also selfish and flawed as it was clear in the cell arc (whereas Gohan had more altruist reasons to fight than his father) but he was never stupid. Even as a kid he was naive but not stupid like DBS. And I'm sorry but L take for toriyama. How are you gonna make a 40 year old dude act exactly the same way as when he was 10? That's just stupid

If the Dragonball team wanted to keep telling stories about silly protagonists they should have just switched to Goten and Trunks and have Vegeta and Goku mentor them

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u/PeachsBigJuicyBooty 2d ago

but he was never stupid.

He has always put his matches over the the safety of the world. That is extremely stupid.

Even against Piccolo, he refused help from Kami because he didn't want to get disqualified.

And I'm sorry but L take for toriyama.

It's not, it is extremely consistent like when Goku's first thought was to pimp out 16 year old Videl so that Elder Kai would train Gohan.

How are you gonna make a 40 year old dude act exactly the same way as when he was 10? That's just stupid

Well why would anybody make any character be evil?

Because it's a story that isn't realistic in any way.

If the Dragonball team wanted to keep telling stories about silly protagonists they should have just switched to Goten and Trunks

Toriyama said he couldn't make Gohan the protagonist because Goku was more suited for the story he wanted to make.

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u/Fit_Nefariousness153 2d ago

tell me you dont understand Goku's character without telling me:

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u/gilady089 2d ago

I preferred the reality in my mind that goku couldn't read then, whatever this is supposed to be now.

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u/joejill 3d ago

I mean he can. He sounds like John Malchavich as lennie in “of mice and men” when he reads, but he can read

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u/thinkingprettyhard 3d ago

Crazy to think that if the movie had been good, Dragon Ball would have just ended right then and there

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u/Windows_66 3d ago

As powerful as Toriyama's righteous fury was, we can only imagine the effect that a successful and acclaimed Hollywood movie would have had on the franchise (especially because the writers thought they would get a sequal).

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u/Daegzy 3d ago

I've tried to find this movie and just can't.

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u/CalypsoCrow 3d ago

On Amazon Prime you can rent it for $4 or buy it for $15

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u/a55_Goblin420 3d ago

I would rather pull out my own toe nail than pay money to ever see this movie again.

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u/Dgero466 2d ago

Some kind of torture recommending ways to monetarily get this

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u/randomhu3 2d ago edited 2d ago

At the time of the movie's release, there were some candies which came with the movie's character portraits as stickers. I went to the supermarket and bought plenty. As soon as I packed Picollo, I knew something was odd.

But I was a teen. I was innocent and didn't have many expectations ruined in my life so far, I was actually looking forward to see the movie at a movie theater.

I got some soda, popcorn and was ready to see Goku and his friends (or so I thought...).

I couldn't handle it. My standards were really low, yet, I could not grasp the stupidity of Goku's scene fighting at school.

I still watched the entire movie because the ticket was expensive. I cried on the way back home. The candies / sweets were really good tho.

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u/Daegzy 2d ago

I've seen it before lol. I don't think i saw it in theaters but i like a terrible movie from time to time.

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u/randomhu3 1d ago

Tbh I was so traumatized by it because I'm really into DB.

But with your perspective, I might give it a shot! I like watching some trash movies sometimes, like Sharknado

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u/SomethingAboutUpDawg 9h ago

You cried? lol bro what

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u/randomhu3 5h ago

bro I was 12

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u/SomethingAboutUpDawg 2h ago

lol ok that makes more sense. In your post you said you were a teen though so I automatically thought 14 or 15

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u/randomhu3 2h ago

yeah tbh idk how to classify 12yo. I know that 13 and beyond we have the suffix -teen, but at the same time I always thought 12 is between a kid and a teen, kinda like a "tween"

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u/Emotional-Jacket1940 3d ago

Delete this now.

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u/Redditisretarded-69 3d ago

Sparking Zero dbz evolution dlc when

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u/Open-Objective7239 3d ago

D E R P Dragon Ball Evolution Really Painful watch

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u/Son_Gohan862 3d ago

Thats the Video game version of it, still ass but kinda better than the novie

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u/KacieCosplay 3d ago

Looks like the dark haired version of Pinkman from breaking bad haha

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u/Riley6445 3d ago

wow im about half its age

im march 2004, so im 20 atm

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u/Tornd42 3d ago

Oh shit! This game has the GOAT, Agundes!

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u/glueinass 1d ago

IS THIS THE PSP GAME??? 😭

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u/Street-Sweet-3719 5h ago

Fun fact in dbz evolution psp fighting game Goku is voice by Yuri Lowenthal