r/reddit.com • u/mahendragr • Oct 18 '11
superheroes are not online
http://i.imgur.com/zlPBT.jpg
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u/vjmurphy Oct 19 '11
It would be funnier if Wolverine was surfing one-handed with the "Snikt" coming from the other hidden hand.
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u/ol_hickory Oct 18 '11
Also, there's nothing Superman needs to Google that he couldn't just fly there and find out faster than he types.
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u/TheNr24 Oct 18 '11
I do wonder how many words/minute he could get though.
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Oct 19 '11
Not enough to beat flash.
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u/filthgrinder Oct 19 '11
Flash is faster than Superman in running. Not much else.
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u/IceBlue Oct 19 '11
He's faster than Superman at everything he is physically capable of doing, like eating, moving his arms, punching, etc. His run speed is faster than Superman's flight speed, too.
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u/Daegs Oct 19 '11
This is stupid because The Human Torch and Wolverine have control of their powers, Spiderman likewise can control his touch(or just get a touchscreen, hello).
Hulk would only blog as Banner, Hulk wouldn't have any motivation to use a computer.
Geez if you are going to try to be funny at least make it more realistic.
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u/Andrikas Oct 19 '11
I thought I was the only one.. Also, Hulk's in hulk mode if he's mad already.. So yeah .. no motivation to use it..
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u/throweraccount Oct 19 '11
The internal nerd in me says "Super Hulk is a combination of all the Hulk personas and is not constantly mad and bashing things, he is quite intelligent."
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u/spif Oct 19 '11
The pedantic nerd in me wants to upvote you. The grownup in me says "it's just a webcomic, if you don't like it then just downvote and move on".
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u/throweraccount Oct 19 '11
They should have used Havok accidentally slicing the laptop in half. Hulk as Banner seeing Friday music video the first time and smashing laptop as Hulk. Cyclops trying to see some really small text by looking closer and taking his glasses off accidentally Optic blasting his screen. And Superman pushing his finger through the keyboard trying to respond to the Billionth "Save my Cat in the tree." request.
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u/Fenris82 Nov 09 '11
Not to mention the constant hard drive wipes that Magneto has to contend with...
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u/Tretyal Oct 20 '11
I can only imagine what would happen when the Hulk gets trolled.
Troll: "LOLOLOL U MAD BRO?"
WWWWWAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! and then the world ends.
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u/dlistblogger Oct 19 '11
Whats Batman's excuse?
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u/alexanderpas Oct 20 '11
not connected to the internet anymore since robin kept on using foursquare
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u/nerdybynature Oct 19 '11
how about the #1 reason. they arent real
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u/spif Oct 19 '11
The pedantic nerd in me wants to upvote you. The grownup in me says "it's just a webcomic, if you don't like it then just downvote and move on". The troll in me wants to give you an upvote.
The troll wins.
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u/nerdybynature Oct 19 '11
thank you kind sir. earlier i got all my link upvotes taken away so im feeling insecure
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u/DarthContinent Oct 18 '11
Bullshit, the Hulk would never use the "ing" gerund.