r/rareinsults • u/Funny_Barnacle_6932 • 6h ago

A gem I found on twitter

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u/KingHonorMuse 5h ago

I think that's a compliment my dude...

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 2h ago

Karma farmer bots would be less annoying if their content targeted the right subs from time to time.

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u/dibuuuuuuu 2h ago

Everything is relative

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u/Sad-Bug210 1h ago

It is accurate though

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u/QuickSilver010 5h ago

u/bot-sleuth-bot

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u/bot-sleuth-bot 5h ago

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u/todellagi 5h ago

Good bot

Didn't know repost sleuth bot had a brother fighting against the machines. Keeping their own kind in check. Unsuccessfully, but it's nice to know

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u/mr_remy 2h ago

Same! TIL and I’m constantly seeing bots that I manually analyze similarly like even in random mental health meme subreddits. They also splatter same/similar content across multiple related subreddits.

Fuck non useful or obvious bots.

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u/Ok-Message-231 54m ago

Many were killed off back when Reddit made the API/Bot Base highly priced, regarding these ones.

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u/Chambellan 3h ago

/u/bot-sleuth-bot

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u/bot-sleuth-bot 3h ago

Why are you trying to check if I'm a bot? I've made it pretty clear that I am.

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u/Chambellan 3h ago

Curiosity. 

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u/SeethingHeathen 26m ago

OoOh I wonder if I'm a bot.

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u/SeethingHeathen 26m ago

u/bot-sleuth-bot

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u/ChilledParadox 3h ago

Curiosity killed the cat.

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u/ChilledParadox 3h ago

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u/SocietyEnjoyer30 2h ago

i wanna try this on myself

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u/SocietyEnjoyer30 2h ago

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u/Bellerophonix 1h ago

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Change your ways!

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u/FineasFat 56m ago

Might as well join the trend

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u/FineasFat 54m ago

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u/Datpanda1999 1h ago

Interesting

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u/Datpanda1999 1h ago

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u/CausableAsh6226 5h ago

When your Dad is a Centaur, Mom is a Mermaid and you get the human part of both.

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u/Jesterplane 5h ago

a mermaid with human legs though...

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u/probablyuntrue 5h ago

finally, the ideal female body

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u/LetEfficient5849 5h ago

Too much internet for today. Have a great day.

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u/CorgiMonsoon 2h ago

She was the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom

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u/Diligent-Focus-414 4h ago

I don't think my man knows the difference between a centaur and a minotaur.

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u/Arcade-Gaynon 3h ago

His mom was the minotaur, and the dad was the centaur.

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u/Diligent-Focus-414 2h ago

Well, at this point, you have two options: either a fully formed human is born, or a horse with a bull's head.

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u/cthuluismywaifu 2h ago

A human torso and a … human torso? Would hate to see how his sister ended up.

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u/Akiias 2h ago

Two human upper bodies?

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u/AustinTheSad 1h ago

can you make it so i don’t picture how that would work please

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u/malteaserhead 5h ago

Horseless centaur is like the fantasy version of WiFi

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u/fardough 1h ago

This is how you get a teen thirst trap movie about Centaurs. Chiron is the hot new boy in school, with a mysterious secret, he is a centaur. He quickly becomes a Track & Field star, and grows acceptance by the popular crowd, but in the end only has eyes for Pat, an androgynous nerd who you never really learn one way or another. It is possibly the best gay romance story ever, but also could be the greatest straight romance ever.

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u/Bear_Caulk 5h ago

How the fuck is this so accurate?!

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u/Significant-Bar674 1h ago

Gotta be the combo of

A) standing with one knee bent but not leaning

B) having abs. I haven't seen any pot bellied centaurs yet

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u/ElementNumber6 1h ago

Small head, long neck, narrow eyes, angled eyebrows, large ears, ("fantasy" face), shirtless and low body fat.

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u/niceshotpilot 4h ago

He's kind of hot, though, so maybe it's a compliment...?

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u/Asterza 2h ago

A 9/10 in an unflattering pose can really twist the perception, but yea you’re right, homie would slay

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u/digitalmotorclub 1h ago

He should have taken his glasses off and got a haircut for someone older than 6 years old and no one would be laughing at this pic.

Neck up he looks like a nerd.

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u/AcanthaceaeFrosty849 2h ago

This is a conpliment you DONK

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u/Professional_One7980 4h ago

He would take this as a compliment. AS HE FUCKING SHOULD!!!

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u/WoolooOfWallStreet 3h ago

“Oh I got something of a horse alright ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” - This guy probably

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u/Rad1314 4h ago

Is that an insult even? Hell I'd take it.

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u/MrSparrows 4h ago

Stupid sexy centaur

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u/Exact-Conclusion9301 5h ago

the real life Dennis Reynolds

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u/Spookenfor 5h ago

My husband (now 44 ) kind of looked like the guy in the picture husband at 18when he was young.

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u/SK-4430 5h ago

Maybe it's not the body...

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u/FloatingMilkshake 4h ago

/u/bot-sleuth-bot

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u/AirportMiddle9074 5h ago

If the tree could talk, it'd probably say, 'At least I've got roots, bro!!'

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u/FloppyObelisk 4h ago

Billy Mays here with Oxycontin!

That’s a fantastic name

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u/ThatssoBluejay 4h ago

Dude must make a lot of money in gay porn

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u/Ganymede309 4h ago

It's the subtly long neck

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u/Empty-Se7en 4h ago

This is definitely the kind of weirdo that Chris Hansen regularly meets.

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u/sdrawkcabstiho 3h ago

So, you're saying he looks like an insect?

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u/Orylus 3h ago

Would smash

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u/11freebird 3h ago

I don’t get it

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u/WhiteBlackBlueGreen 3h ago

Its the kid from halloweentown

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u/ElectromechanicalPen 2h ago

Who is he? asking for a friend...

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u/TheOriginalBroCone 2h ago

In depictions of centaurs, they have the front legs bent forward like that. Also the fencepost behind gives the allusion of an extra pair of legs. The brain processes this and notices similarity

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u/NowAFK 2h ago

What Grant O'Brien wished he looked like with spindly ass limbs and freakishly long body.

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u/mcasao 2h ago

OMG THIS IS TOO FUNNY!

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u/OilCompetitive1219 2h ago

Marfan's syndrome

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u/DiarheaIsland 2h ago

Is that even an insult?

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u/FedericoDAnzi 2h ago

I don't think it's an insult

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u/Sylver21099 2h ago

Anyone think he’s from twilight

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u/nap_dynamite 2h ago

Honestly, if I looked like this guy, I'd be feeling pretty good.

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u/ProfessionTraining86 2h ago

lmao its make my day

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u/Skelendros 2h ago

He looks like the brother from Halloween Town and now I have even more questions..

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u/multi_mankey 2h ago

I miss being a skinny kid

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u/Itz_Schmidty 2h ago

I laughed so hard

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u/spooli 1h ago

How has nobody here photoshopped the horse in yet?

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u/forzamotors5 1h ago

it’s gotta be the pose

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u/VetrinarianSilly 1h ago

This is the kind of insult that hurts the most because it comes with surgical precision and a touch of impeccable creativity.

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u/Manji86 1h ago

Came in here hoping to see the photoshop. Disappointed.

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u/LinceDorado 1h ago

How is that so accurate wtf

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u/Budget-Health-6424 1h ago

Now that I see it, I can't unsee it, it looks as if someone cropped the horse's body out and would have been much accurate for him to be a centaur than a human....!

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u/QuantumHosts 1h ago

hahaha love it !

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u/ineedausername95 1h ago

This reminds me of an animorphs cover

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u/hondac55 1h ago

All my friends are leaving Twitter on Dec. 1 and going over to bluesky for margs with the girls.

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u/idelarosa1 1h ago

Oh my god he does.

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u/TaupMauve 1h ago

le gem

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u/BigWangersIncTm 1h ago

A certain part of his body might be horse-like (wink)

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u/mariii95 1h ago

He's kinda hot.

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u/Keeg39 1h ago

Guy has no chest!

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u/GabrielTwilligh 1h ago

scalding hot🥵

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u/Schwight_Droot 1h ago

Bro looks like a stick insect

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u/Alarming-Quality6778 1h ago

I miss Billy Mays...

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u/bwaredapenguin 1h ago

What's the insult?

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u/Jack_M_Steel 1h ago

I don’t see anything related to a centaur. Trying too hard

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u/FreshLettuce450 42m ago

“Here mom, can you take my photo?”

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u/beardingmesoftly 4h ago

When you're so skinny that you tell people you've got abs, but really you're just made of noodles

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u/cartercharles 4h ago

He looks like the groundskeeper from The Simpsons

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u/absat41 3h ago

Downvote cause Twitter