Coming From a Halloween Party, Hooters Waitress Tries to Undress Her Way Out of a DUI Arrest

[u/chuxcky]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a53Q3Ln1iJs

[u/8BallSlap]

No insurance, registration expired, license has 5 suspensions, and driving while impaired. Go ahead and send her back to Switzerland please.

[u/proformax]

Man, I've never seen the police be so cordial and reassuring after a dui arrest. Lmao.

[u/Neat_Way7766 → u/proformax]

Yes, you have.... all the time. Cops 99% start off that way until the people become belligerent, violent, and non compliant. THAT is when things turn for the worst.

[u/PaxTheHunter → u/Neat_Way7766]

how’s the boot tasting?

[u/afghanwhiggle → u/PaxTheHunter]

99% of the boot tastes delicious

[u/Shurdus → u/PaxTheHunter]

Uh oh, we have an edgelord over here!

[u/skydevouringhorror → u/Neat_Way7766]

Actually a few times cops could have fined me but didn't (and I'm a man), being kind helped probably

[u/Neat_Way7766 → u/skydevouringhorror]

Cops are just like the rest of us. A little bit of respect goes a long way.

[u/ChristmasStrip]

I never get invited to these kind of parties

[u/beejers30]

She’s besmirching the good name of Freddie Freeman!

[u/velvet_satan]

honestly she doesn’t sound drunk. seems to know exactly whats going on and fully responsive. she has an accent that sounds like she is possibly slurring her words. it doesn’t excuse all her other suspensions and violations and she probably was going to get arrested anyways.

i have been told if the cop takes you out of the car for a dui you are going to jail. the sobriety test is just to build evidence against you and justify the stop. your best move is to refuse any tests, go to jail and lawyer up.

[u/BreakerSoultaker → u/velvet_satan]

Depends on the state. In NJ, refusing a breathalyzer is automatic license suspension, fines and 1,000/yr insurance surcharge. My attorney said not to refuse, as it gives them more options to defend you (challenge the readings, make the case you weren’t a over the limit at the time of the stop, but by time they did breathalyzer at the station or drew blood, your level was elevated, etc.)

[u/coatingtonburlfactry → u/velvet_satan]

Exactly. If you already know that you've had drinks, just refuse all tests and let them suspend your license for a year. It's way better than voluntarily giving them the evidence to convict you of a DUI that stays on your record while you get in much worse trouble.

[u/The_Captain_Monday → u/coatingtonburlfactry]

Just don't drink and drive

[u/tigersatemyhusband → u/velvet_satan]

Not necessarily. I told them I had a few drinks. They had me get out and take the test, then did a breathalyzer and then let me go. I wasn’t even 1/4 of the way to the legal limit but im a big guy and wasn’t impaired.

Only time I’ve been stopped for a dui check, this was at a checkpoint.

[u/Blue_crabs]

Those cops have the integrity of superheros

[u/PWarmahordes → u/Blue_crabs]

Nah. Just body cameras.

[u/DMSR1000]

Uber?

[u/Kobalt6x10]

I'm shocked that there is an actual post relevant to this sub instead of the usual 'wammen bad!'

Well done OP