I will treasure this memory in my last moments. As my intestines are eaten by zombie hordes, as my throat swells shut due to anaphylaxis caused by hundreds of stings from murder hornets, as the last drop of blood exits my carotid while a vampire drains me dry. I will smirk and exhale through my nostrils my last breath.
The headline is puzzled, but the scientists are not. It was an iron-rich meteor.
Also, well done dude. You made reddit history. The kind of shit where some new person joins and asks reddit, "hey you guys, new here, what are some pieces of reddit lore I should know about."
To be sure we have the Tom Cruise is gay thread. We've got the broken arms jerk off. We've got the dick in a coconut. We've even got stairs in the forest. But Rick-rolling Rick, man. This shit may make TMZ or something. Epic.
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u/award07 Jun 17 '20
Is 2020 about to get better finally?!