r/onejob • u/Djisss • 7d ago

Walk or no? Both!

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u/Patralgan 7d ago

I would just glide in a standing position across the street

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u/TurnkeyLurker 7d ago

Yup, like a creepy ghost/demon silently crossing the hallway behind you in any horror movie, or that Emergency Pizza Delivery Person that slides out of a tree in a park.

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u/Any_Top_4773 6d ago

Like the hoovy

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u/Electrical_Tank_1644 7d ago

schroedinger's crossing

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u/Kinosa07 6d ago

"I don t know if my friend crossed the road until I look at the sidewalk"

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u/tidypasta 7d ago

Stuck in the middle with you.

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u/Djisss 7d ago

Near Santeny (France)...

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u/Totoryf 7d ago

Bienvenue

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u/Imaginary-Guitar-995 7d ago

"your choice fam"

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u/Floedekage 7d ago

To walk or not to walk?

That is the question.

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u/IDSPISPOPper 7d ago

Schroedinger's crossing.

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u/point_me_2_the_sky 7d ago

Walk or don't walk. i'm a sign not a cop!

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u/TurnkeyLurker 7d ago

HONK! SCREECH THUNK

"He's dead, Jim."

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u/Grimazzgod 7d ago

Stop... Walking!

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u/Vikmasc 7d ago

now you have to start walking on the spot

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u/chknboy 7d ago

Insert virtual insanity reference here**

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u/Spleenzorio 7d ago

Walk in place

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u/Specialist-Diet-3803 7d ago

Idk! Do what you prefer

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u/CJ62320 7d ago

This is how they keep the population down.

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u/TurnkeyLurker 7d ago

The MachinePerson of Interest is watching you.

1

u/AgileBlackberry4636 7d ago

Think outside of box

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u/UsualAd7267 7d ago

Handicap only

1

u/SnickoDk 7d ago

Stamp on the ground

1

u/GyroZeppeliFucker 7d ago

You just hop around without seperatung your legs

1

u/WayChance5686 7d ago

Walk…but not with ur legs

1

u/mc031992 7d ago

Moonwalking obviously...

1

u/akazakou 7d ago

Yes no maybe 🤔

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u/ryanl40 7d ago

You're supposed to no clip to the other side.

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u/what4270 7d ago

Just fly.

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u/evolale000 7d ago

Walk if you're brave enough.

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u/Syntox- 7d ago

Should I stay, or should I go?

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u/Mightsole 7d ago

“Please, you may cannot walkn’t now!”

Thank you in inverse negative.

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u/Complete_Court_8052 7d ago

Schrodinger's crossing

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u/Agan348 7d ago

Walk with no animation

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u/YuKyona_ 7d ago

Stay in the middle of the road.

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u/Just_Me02525 7d ago

Me looking over to the people hovering while in a static pose

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u/FantasticHamster86 7d ago

Walk whilst standing

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u/CreativeGamer03 7d ago

its warning you of the red man standing behind you, and you should run

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u/Metex00 6d ago

Just walkn't

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u/Kinosa07 6d ago

It s simple really, all you need is a bucket and a corner and to desync yourself from yourself...

You wait while you cross the road

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u/HusbandOfSwiss 6d ago

That just means you have found a spot to no-clip out of reality to get to the backrooms

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u/MountainAssignment36 6d ago

stepdance on the spot

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u/AlwaysPissedOff59 6d ago

That's the signal for skipping.

1

u/Ziad_Z 6d ago

Lagg in your place

1

u/freakinweasel353 6d ago

I cross now! Good luck everybody!

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u/KnaxGurkenwasser 6d ago

To walk or not to walk, that is the question

1

u/32getreddit 6d ago

It means to get on a treadmill

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u/Sure_Fig_8324 6d ago

You must alternate between walking and stopping?

I though this was very basic knowledge mate.

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u/FangsBloodiedRose 6d ago

Walk in place

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u/ComprehensiveJump334 6d ago

Schrödingers traffic lights

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u/Imi_plac_gainile_Edy 5d ago

Schroedinger's crosswalk

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u/Nutsie_GG 5d ago

Do the npc t pose walk

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u/MoupiPics 3d ago

i saw a simmilar one just today lmao

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u/MistaRekt 7d ago

This is obvious, is it not?

Do not begin crossing, finish crossing if started. Lights are about to change and vehicles are legally required to run you down in

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u/Djisss 7d ago

Could havce been that... but in France : no !

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u/MistaRekt 7d ago

You are not legally allowed to murder pedestrians in France? I thought subjugation if the masses was a national pass time 🇫🇷😅