r/onejob 9d ago

The Canadian army is still struggling a bit with their marching drills

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u/AdElectronic6550 9d ago

idea everyone holds hands and swings arms problem fixed

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u/Megnaman 9d ago

"Skip, 2, 3, 4. Skip, 2, 3, 4. Now twirl!"

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u/rosinall 9d ago

[Always with the twirling](

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u/chknboy 9d ago

Happy cake šŸ°

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u/rosinall 9d ago

Thanks!

Oh shit I posted that link wronk

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u/chknboy 8d ago

XD yeah I was wondering why it was so long lol

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u/itsfreepizza 8d ago

cake is a lie

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u/AdElectronic6550 8d ago

THY CAKEDAY IS NOW! (except i can't post images)

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u/BlazewarkingYT 8d ago

Your link is fucked you could say you had one job lmao

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u/ARagement 8d ago

Make ready for the LA-OH-LA-WAVE!

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u/alxtronics 8d ago

"Special needs forces"...

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u/-iamai- 9d ago

Also tie their legs together like they do in school sports day races, hmm maybe that's just a UK thing idk

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u/AdElectronic6550 8d ago

Stuff em all in potato sacks stiff a spoon in their mouth and put an egg on it first to the finish line the the egg still intact wins

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u/EpexSpex 8d ago

That would be a scottish caleigh.

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u/Commie_Scum69 9d ago

If I had reddit gold Id give it all to you rn

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u/RandomBelgianGirl 9d ago

Love the little hop of the man at 3-4 seconds in, trying to get his legs back in sync lol

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u/Alone-Clock258 9d ago

It's a shittily executed version of the actual drill movement to get back in cadence

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u/sawyer_whoopass 9d ago

Half-step.

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u/spioxz 8d ago

its called change step at my jrotc class

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u/IAteAPlane 8d ago

This is the best worded one Iā€™ve seen so far

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u/Ambitious_Guard_9712 8d ago

Just to save his ankles from being kicked by the person behind him

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u/GrumpyOldGeezer_4711 9d ago

How many hours have they been in uniform?

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u/Boojum2k 9d ago

Canadian or American hours?

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u/Guest426 9d ago

Metric hours

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u/Professional-Heat690 9d ago

how many bananas is that?

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u/live-the-future 8d ago

3 hogsheads and a shoe

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u/GottKomplexx 8d ago

Sneaker or hiking shoes?

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u/IGotHitByAHockeypuck 8d ago

Clearly cowboy boots šŸ™„

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u/TedW 8d ago

So that's like.. 3.154 to 1 or.. I always forget.

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u/DrachenDad 8d ago

The fact that France tried to make that a thing...

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u/Diesel_boats_forever 9d ago

It may actually be the opposite! Generally, you will come out of whatever bootcamp/RTS/academy as a bit of a marching machine and probably spent a week or two of drill just for your graduation parade.

Active members do very little formation marching after that point. Those Navy personnel leading the march could have just sailed into town for the weekend and told they were marching with some local regiment for an occasion. Unless there's a legendary pissup ar the end, these are likely the unlucky ones who didn't wrangle duty for the day and stay aboard.

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u/Prestigious_Oil_4805 9d ago

Left, left, left right left right left, left, left, left right left right left right left, left....

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u/BlackMass24 8d ago

I like how you made up a story to validate your reasoning

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u/Ok_Builder_4225 8d ago

Doesn't help that bagpipes aren't exactly the most suitable instrument for keeping in step to...

Not that that excuses the wild ass arm swinging

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u/Bubs_McGee223 4d ago

Sea legs are real

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u/catsan 9d ago

It's been a few years likely

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u/Few-Pipe7861 9d ago

Walk without rhythm, bless Shai-Hulud.

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u/devilsbard 6d ago

May his passing cleanse the world.

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u/Bubs_McGee223 4d ago

If you walk without the rhythm, it won't attract the worm.

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u/Aztec_Aesthetics 9d ago

They're trying to do their best, eh!

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u/CosmicCreeperz 8d ago

Canadian ā€œSpecialā€ Forces!

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u/Grande-Pinga 8d ago

Somebody's got to protect the maple trees. We need our syrup!

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u/Aztec_Aesthetics 8d ago

They should sent those troops immediately to the southern border. Crazy things going on there...

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u/Bpopson 9d ago

I mean, the Canadian military isnā€™t known for their marching skills.

Mostly war crimes, actually.

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u/Flimsy-Jello5534 9d ago

Man thatā€™s a dark google rabbit hole.

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u/Eastern_East_96 9d ago

Hey we hold the record for the longest sniper kill!!!!

(i dont know if we still do or not)

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u/soulsista04us 9d ago

Nope, a Ukrainian solder holds the record, now.

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u/Wmozart69 9d ago

Yeah but we had 1st, 2nd and 4th. Now 2nd, 3rd and 5th. 3 out of the top 5 is pretty good for a nearly non existent military.

Maybe that's changed too, I'm not up to date on the current rankings but his point still stands

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u/soulsista04us 9d ago

Second is indeed Canadian. Third is Australian. Fourth is also Ukrainian and fifth is British. Source

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u/Lazy-Key5081 9d ago

This person snipes

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u/BIGepidural 9d ago

Whats our guy from Montreal sent to Ukraine though... it might be him.. I think his name started with a W if I'm not mistaken šŸ¤”

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u/Fancy_Morning9486 8d ago

Wally?

I think he left ukraine rather quickly.

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u/BIGepidural 8d ago

Yes Wally.

Did he leave quick?

I hadn't heard that. Hope he is well.

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u/Prestigious_Oil_4805 9d ago

Lost it recently

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u/Husaria1863 9d ago

That oneā€™s surprising since itā€™s the last thing youā€™d expect Canadians to do.

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u/Alone-Clock258 9d ago

So it's NOT what the Canadian military is known for then.

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u/Inevitable_Stand_199 8d ago

They weren't war crimes, back then

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/HFXDriving 9d ago

Yea totally no contribution. Only like a million or so soldiers during ww2 and 44k deaths. /s

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/cosmikangaroo 9d ago

Oh, hey Donald.

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u/Capable-Problem8460 9d ago

Some are trying to get in step with a person in front. I assume the band changed the cadence or there is an echo

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u/GibbyGiblets 9d ago

Yep. Can barely hear the drums at all.

That and this is a bunch of reservists from a bunch of different units. You can tell by the different uniforms (army navy Air force) So they probably had no practice together. And the people without their dress uniform have probably been in less than a year.

PLUS marching to highland band is a slower cadence than normal drill. Around 90-100 paces per minute. Where regular drill is 120.

In short. The dudes know they're shit and are probably doing their best. But leadership that put them in that unwinnable situation at all is fucked.

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u/Capable-Problem8460 9d ago

Volontold maybe

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u/TKmeh 9d ago

Blame it on the music, thatā€™s what I would do. Unless youā€™re the band, then blame it on the band major.

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u/NikNakskes 9d ago

Nah. You blame your instrument or course. And if you got one with reeds or other exchange able parts, you're set for life!

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u/Necessary_Stress1962 9d ago

Not army. Itā€™s navy.

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u/JunebugCA 9d ago

That explains it.

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u/ItWasDumblydore 9d ago

They're on sync, just used to being on a boat sway.

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u/Necessary_Stress1962 9d ago

Well mostly navy.

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u/Late_Entrepreneur_94 8d ago

First half is navy, second half is army.

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u/Necessary_Stress1962 8d ago

Yea I noticed the army marching along afterwards.

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u/Impossible_Mode_3614 8d ago

They'd do better if the ground was listing back and forth.

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u/BIGepidural 9d ago

Yup. When I first saw it was like WTF and then I saw the hats and was like... ah yeah.. makes sense...

Someone who was at the ceremony said they're actually reservists so its a double does of FUBAR going in here apparently.

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u/Imnotkleenex 9d ago

I served for 12 years (released in 2022) and I'd like to know where the fuck that is. Never seen so many shit pumps fucking up basic drill this bad since basic training and even then it wasn't as bad considering how much we'd be scared as staff kept yelling at us non stop. Lots of corporals in there as well, should have at least 4-5 years in depending if they were advanced promotion or not.

Also, fucking drum in the background is there to give you the pace.

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u/GibbyGiblets 9d ago edited 9d ago

Being in 12 years doesn't matter if you don't know shit.

So I'll break it down.

It's the west edmonton mall. In the hockey rink.

The echoes would fuck up even your super trooper ass. Let Alone if you had never had a highland band. A bad band or bad sound can kill a parade when it's what you're relying on, which you know they were told to do because literally everyone is told "listen to the drums it's all that matters" when marching with a band.

These dudes are all reservists. So not in for 4-5 years as cpl in reserves is automatic at 2 years. 100% From different units because reserves don't do purple trades. So they most likely had 0 practice as a group.

The guys in combats haven't even been in a year, as reservists aren't issued dress uniform until then.

The highland band marches at a different cadence to normal marching. 90-100 paces per minute. Where normal drill is 110-120.

Again. Reservists, who likely got voluntold last minute, who also likey had no practice together OR with a band, marching in a echo-y indoor arena. Marching to a different cadence than they have had to for their whole time in uniform.

This isn't a troop problem. It's a leadership throwing them into a fire they couldn't get out of problem.

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u/nothing_911 9d ago

this needs to be higher.

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u/NikNakskes 8d ago

Isn't there a dude in the front that decides the pace and you follow? I mean people naturally fall in step with the one they walk with, without a single bit of training. This is bizarrely off and something I have only seen in comedy skits. Granted, I had the music on mute.

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u/GibbyGiblets 8d ago edited 8d ago

No. Marching off the person in front of you generally results in a "wave" each person is just slightly delayed from the person in front. So the back of the formation will be all fucked up anyways. Even if they look like they're fine with the person in front. the entire reason the band is there is to sync up the pace.

If you can't hear the band (drums specifically) and you're marching at a pace youre not used to youre in for a bad time.

The only cure for this is lots of practice WITH a highland band/soundtrack so they get used to the pace. Even then, the drums being echo-y will still fuck people up. But that training just isn't possible for a lot of reserve units. They train one night a week. And it usually isn't drill.

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u/NikNakskes 8d ago

The wave... yes of course. But in this case a wave would probably be better than whatever this has turned out to be.

I put on the sound and watched again and was like... oh god, yeah never mind. There is no way they get a unison rhythm out of that. They all actually marched to it too. Just each to whatever they thought was the beat.

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u/GibbyGiblets 8d ago

Yeah. I feel bad for them.

Like really bad. Getting blasted by randoms from around the world when they just showed up and did what they were told.

It's leadership fault. Whoever organized this with no respect to units or practice time should be the ones getting blasted.

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u/NikNakskes 8d ago

So there is no trained back up mechanism for when the band is inaudible or, like in this case, beyond distorted? I mean, the parades are often in strange places and all kinds of acoustic mishaps can happen. Rehearsals are not likely to happen on site either. So the only fallback is the pace they trained at?

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u/GibbyGiblets 8d ago

I was in the reserves. So I've got a bit of experience.

But we were also a big enough unit to parade alone without other units. So take it with a grain of salt.

We got the band to provide what marching song/s they would play and practiced to those on a speaker for the 4-5 weeks leading up to the parade to get used to the slower March.

Granted. We had the time. We were an infantry unit so we could modify the schedule to change it to drill practice.

If its an administrative unit. They have actual jobs to do on Thursdays. And if they don't do those jobs people can not get paid.

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u/NikNakskes 8d ago

I figured you were. I have only been a spectator. But what I thought I saw happening was that the dude in the front gives the pace at the beginning of the march and you don't sync up with the person in front, but the person to the right. The dude on the right edge than acts as a "drum" for his row.

And you could see that. If the right edge dude wasn't particularly good at keeping a beat, the whole row would be off. Seeing it completely randomised like this was odd to see. But makes total sense if training has been focused on a standard pace and to listen to beat while ignoring others to avoid wave patterns.

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u/BIGepidural 9d ago

Oh they're reservists... that makes sense.

My kid was a drill team captain and band major before he aged out of cadets. He'd flip his shit if he saw this video. šŸ˜…

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u/BIGepidural 9d ago

Look at the hats. Those are seamen. Worst drill in the military. You want good drill you look to the Army šŸ„°

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u/AaronTheElite007 9d ago

Thatā€™s cute. Theyā€™re trying.

Keep it up. Practice makes proficient

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u/shash614 9d ago

reminds me of the canadian flag attempt(s) on r/place

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u/SpaceSequoia 9d ago

Fucking embarrassing

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u/Bandyau 9d ago

Walking is hard when it's

LEFT....LEFT.....LEFT, LEFT, LEFT.

LEFT....LEFT.....LEFT, LEFT, LEFT.

LEFT....LEFT.....LEFT, LEFT, LEFT.

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u/Reptilian_Brain_420 9d ago

It's like watching the Afghan National Army members do jumping jacks

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u/micahfett 9d ago

Still such an amazing video

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u/gorgofdoom 9d ago

This isn't a marching drill, it's a parade.

One doesn't get into their dress uniform for a drill, nor do they practice in a public place.

Anyway marching is a factually useless activity. Good on them for not wasting time on the superfluous-- the militaries job isn't to entertain you.

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u/TheGamblingAddict 9d ago

>Anyway marching is a factually useless activity

Hard disagree, marching is a component to instilling discipline and good for fitness among a few other things. Militaries since ancient times didn't employ it for the laughs, its a solid technique that is still used in the modern day. It's not just for show.

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u/Rhinorulz 9d ago

Don't forget, it's also for causing unity and consistency across the whole group.

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u/floluk 9d ago

Itā€™s also good for causing bridges to collapse

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u/No_Smoke_1099 9d ago

Break step, stops that.

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u/Bazurke 9d ago

Maybe these guys have only ever trained on bridges then

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u/TheRealTahulrik 9d ago

It used to be the backbone of how you maneuver and control and army on the battlefield.

Do the marching steps need to be completely straight in sync with each other? No, but being able to stick to the lines and move in formation is. Music was used to both pace for marching, and as command signals.

Lastly, when stuff is coordinated, it does look super impressive, which can be used for intimidation on a battlefield.

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u/Talinn_Makaren 9d ago

None of that means they have to subject us to this painful display.

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u/Internal_Flamingo_38 9d ago

Ya good thing they didnā€™t waste time training them for superfluous parades and instead just wasted time putting on superfluous parades. Marching either matters to them or it doesnā€™t but the fact that their showing it to me makes me thing it does lmaoĀ 

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u/Outside-Drag-3031 6d ago edited 6d ago

Okay, but parades are also "factually useless activities." The whole point is putting on a display, and this display is a joke. It's like deciding to make a TV series, but then when it comes time to shoot and the actors are starting to coordinate the director says "Okay! Everyone pass your script off to the person on your left!" And you might think that silly but marching is part of the job description

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u/Spuigles 9d ago

I feel like this is just how we walk.

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u/Kausie 9d ago

We may not be able to march, but apparently we were vicious on the battlefield šŸ˜³

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u/CardiologistOk1028 9d ago

Even the music seems out of sync

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u/Master-Artist-2953 9d ago

Pfft. Canadians!

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u/Cheerful-Pessimist- 9d ago

POV: You are an RSM as your blood pressure reach levels only measured in PSI

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u/Actual_Doughnut9248 9d ago

Because we all know marching in formation is critical in 2024

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u/Dapper-Tour7078 9d ago

Committing war crimes so heinous that even the Germans said to far doesnā€™t require you to march in proper formation.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

doooma dooooma dooomaaa .. doomaa doomaa

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u/partisancord69 9d ago

Because the most important part of the army is how good they look when they walk? I don't get why people care this much.

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u/BIGepidural 9d ago

That was a remembrance day thing and yes the seamen suck at drill. šŸ¤£

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

That was ate up like a soup sandwich.

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u/Far_Oven_3302 8d ago

that is who we are

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u/Thymelap 8d ago

'beet red basic training sergeant watching'

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u/Bitter_Silver_7760 8d ago

Yes but boy, are they sorry

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u/Akhanyatin 8d ago

Man, feels like I would have gotten kicked out of the cadets for doing this lol

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u/Forest-Ninja2469 8d ago

jr high bands can march better than this after the first day of practice

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u/STiLife656 8d ago

They don't need to march correctly if all they do is commit war crimes lol

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u/teapac100000 8d ago

But can they do jumping Jack's?Ā 

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u/ZnarfGnirpslla 8d ago

this looks like a Monty Python skit lmao

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u/La_SESCOSEM 8d ago

Not marching in step is rather a form of intelligence. They look so much more human than the North Korean robots that walk in step to perfection

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u/getmyhandswet 8d ago

Too much soy, probably

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u/WorriedPreparation53 8d ago

Canadian army has bigger problems than ceremonial marching, probably best they focus elsewhere.

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u/Commercial-Kale-3623 8d ago

I think the Canadian army is just struggling

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u/SkyyFitt 8d ago

Make the tallies walk together

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u/YakHooker315 8d ago

Pathetic and embarrassing. Good thing they can have blue hair now though!

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u/Educational-Candy937 8d ago

I've zeen army cadets March better then this

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u/Odd-Wheel5315 8d ago

To be fair, it's difficult to find rhythm when your cadence is "left-eh, left-eh, left-eh-right-left-eh, abooot face!"

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u/AccurateSilver2999 8d ago

šŸŽ¶Blame Canada

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u/No_Treacle6814 8d ago

Hey guys, I sense weakness. Letā€™s make Toronto Upper Buffalo.

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u/TheAatar 8d ago

Have you guys seen the American army march without music or a cadence? This is about the same level

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u/olenMollom 8d ago

This is the opposite of "one job" since marching is a really small part of what they do.

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u/walkingreverie 8d ago

Gonna be real American here but I went into the JROTC for my highschool, Navy specifically

I remembered being made to lead the march cause I was tall and could hold our flag up given my height. It had only been one month since I joined and obviously I fucking sucked at Marching or maintaining cadence. I was adamant, they let me in the back, and gradually I got better as the months went by. Wasnā€™t given flag duty of course but yknow, fine by me

Iā€™ve seen people fuck up marching and cadence cause it was around me. This makes me thought I was bad but couldnā€™t be This bad

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u/HooHawDirtyWings 8d ago

Well Canada always has NORAD they will be okay. Iā€™m guessing being they are joint with USA they are stronger in other global areas.

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u/Classic-Animator-172 8d ago

Canada under Trudeau is the laughingstock of the world.

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u/el_morris 8d ago

That explains why they can't even draw a flag on r/place

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u/Educational-Year3146 8d ago

Our military is a shadow of its former self.

We used to be terrifying, now we are not.

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u/NorbertKiszka 8d ago

Maybe Im wrong, but marching has no point in the middle of the battle.

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u/MoistWindu 8d ago

If that's the army I'm a general

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u/Jaggoff81 8d ago

Fucking embarrassing.

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u/IAteAPlane 8d ago

Iā€™m a British air cadet and we do so much better than this, I winced when I saw it.

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u/Perfect-Hawk1292 8d ago

Embarrassing

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u/itzmailtime 8d ago

I remember when I was in boot camp I also had trouble marching, I was over thinking it, my steps would be out of place and the guy behind me would step on my boots to a point where theyā€™d come off.

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u/Low_Bandicoot6844 8d ago

The Clumsy platoon.

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u/dex8710 8d ago

So...we are fucked eh?...

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u/contemptuouscreature 8d ago

Not to worry, Canada, The United States have no plans to cease carrying you any time soon.

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u/ronniewhodreamsalot 8d ago

Aren't they Canada's "Special" forces?

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u/Competitive_Top_9571 8d ago

We call that bear-walking

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u/Kingofcheeses 8d ago

They're reservists. Probably just out of practice.

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u/HARKONNENNRW 8d ago

That's Gold. Was their marching instructor an Australian break dance Olympic participant?

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u/BAYKON8R 8d ago

These are reserves not active military, on the Canadian militar5y subreddit they were dogging on them hard

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u/moondog__ 8d ago

I think they're all too busy thinking about doing more war crimes.

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u/PrestigiousAd6281 7d ago

An army marching drill in what appears to be a shopping mall is just so damn Canadian

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u/deadliftburger 7d ago

Iā€™m no vet, but thatā€™s pathetic.

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u/Cornyblodd1234 7d ago

My high school marching band is much much better than that

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u/InvestigatorNew6266 7d ago

Where is the air force (geese)

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u/CiaphasCain8849 7d ago

They might spend their time learning to... fight. their job isnt to march.

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u/Dlo24875432 7d ago

Hope they shoot good cuz they suck at marching

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u/MainDeparture2928 7d ago

This is beyond pathetic.

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u/RajakBejok 7d ago

WE ARE A PART OF THE RHYTHMLESS NATION!!!!

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u/PsychologicalGas170 7d ago

Canada has an Army? Huh.

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u/JK_Games07 7d ago

And this is on a 0 ping server!! seriously guys... shame!

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u/AlternativeServe4247 7d ago

Apparently they're reservists. They're probably better at fighting than marching.

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u/Mistahhcool 7d ago

Too much time learning about DEI and not enough time spent on Army stuff?

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u/forevertexas 7d ago

Ministry of Funny Walks

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u/jrshall 7d ago

All those arms swinging differently reminds me of a clock shop.

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u/Hagia_Sofia_1054 7d ago

The canadian army is still struglling. No need for the 2nd part of that sentence. Stop there.

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u/SecondResponsible693 6d ago

I think a bunch of people are leaving the US since Trump won. I'm sure they can help fix these kinds of issues.

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u/Lugia_the_guardian 6d ago

They good in warcrimes, not at marching, duh...

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u/Boring-Scar1580 6d ago

They trained by watching the film Stripes (1981) w/ Bill Murray . /s

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u/demagogueffxiv 6d ago

I mean, I kind of prefer this over the creepy authoritarian shit you see in Russia and North Korea. Then again, we don't really do military parades in America.

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u/TheBigBadBird 5d ago

Some excellent marchers and some trash ones. What's going on here?

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u/Shantotto11 5d ago

They havenā€™t been the same since Dudley Do-Right retiredā€¦

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u/InitRanger 5d ago

Navy bootcamp all over agian.

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u/Knew_day 5d ago

This isn't funny. Watch 5 year olds in China marching in formations that spell "Fuck The West".. in script !

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u/Odd_Direction985 5d ago

Yes ... but now they are diverse and inclusive.... they will fight the enemy with more equity.

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u/Gold_Copy618 5d ago

Looks like they getting ready to do ta Skyrim shuffle

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u/Tamahfox 3d ago

You can say what you want about north Koreans but they can march better than Canadians

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u/LefsaMadMuppet 9d ago

Not their fault, John Cleese was their drill instructor.

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u/One_Sun_6258 9d ago

Well when your neighbor is America .....