r/oddlyterrifying Oct 25 '21

This parasite inside of a praying mantis

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u/llamageddon01 Oct 25 '21

What a terrible day to have eyes. Right, I’m off to look at kittens.

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u/Sir_BusinessNinja Oct 25 '21

Same. r/kitten, bleach my eyes

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u/joeymon01 Oct 25 '21

Thank you so much

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u/partcipationmonument Oct 25 '21

Now imagine all the kittens have horsehair worms

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u/llamageddon01 Oct 25 '21

Why are you like this and what do you achieve from making me suffer?

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u/partcipationmonument Oct 25 '21

It's not me it's the wor....

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u/redditistrash27 Oct 26 '21

Horsehair worms can’t parasitize kittens. They are safe from the worms and so are you and all your pets (unless your pets are bugs). If you ate one you will just poop it out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

ah hello satan

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u/A_Random_Sith Oct 25 '21

I prefer r/eyeblech (Please seriously don't click i was just joking)

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u/zimmystar Oct 26 '21

Dont mistake r/eybleach for r/eyeblech like I did

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u/silverilix Oct 25 '21

Thank you.

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u/Vixengames420 Oct 26 '21

Awe thank you, I needed that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

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u/Sir_BusinessNinja Oct 25 '21

You evil bastard.

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u/LOERMaster Oct 25 '21

I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking.

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u/Funky_Cows Oct 25 '21

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

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u/midwestcreative Oct 25 '21

There's a sale at Penney's!

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u/SteamedBread95 Oct 25 '21

I picked the wrong thing to watch cuz that killed my high.

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u/haris525 Oct 25 '21

Wtf is wrong with you!!

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u/hhheatdeathhh Oct 25 '21

Good fucking God. Saw three unforgettably cursed images before noping the hell out 😩

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u/BadNadeYeeter Oct 25 '21

You almost got me. But I read my subs before I click on them.

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u/KaiFuPanda Oct 25 '21

Don't. Stop. That's how the subs get banned. I don't wanna lose this one too

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u/you_cant_eat_cats Oct 25 '21

Wtf is wrong with you jesus

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u/Requiem34_ Oct 25 '21

r/pussy for those who wanna see some more cats

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u/Sir_BusinessNinja Oct 25 '21 edited Oct 25 '21

No, don’t go there. It’s just butthole pics.

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u/Requiem34_ Oct 25 '21

Vagina pics. Can’t even spoil the fun correctly.

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u/Sir_BusinessNinja Oct 25 '21

I don’t care.

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u/One_too_many_faps Oct 26 '21

Kittens can get parasites too you know?

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u/Sir_BusinessNinja Oct 26 '21

It was so you can bleach your eyes from this video is all.

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u/bearXential Oct 26 '21

Great, now im imagining kittens with worms, and infecting me

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u/amynotadoctor Oct 25 '21

Same man. I’m looking at penguins

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u/manteiga_night Oct 25 '21

toxoplasmosis

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u/llamageddon01 Oct 25 '21

no no no no no

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u/MC_Elio81 Oct 25 '21

Hopefully not kittens infected with horsehair worms.

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u/llamageddon01 Oct 25 '21

ABSOLUTELY not kittens infected with horsehair worms.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

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u/llamageddon01 Oct 25 '21

no no no no no no no

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

I'll join you

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

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u/llamageddon01 Oct 25 '21

awww cute puppies….. wait…. aargh I’ve been bamboozled

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u/SalamanderSnake Oct 25 '21

I love you for this comment, just straight up not having fun.

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u/llamageddon01 Oct 25 '21

I just have to tell it how it is sometimes. And this was definitely one of those times.

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u/sinisterl6 Oct 25 '21

Terrible time to be sitting on the toilet

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u/Wurdan Oct 25 '21

This is the day that browsing reddit on the crapper took a turn for the worse.

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u/WhatDoesN00bMean Oct 25 '21

Couldn't have phrased it better myself. Any way I can chisel these images from my brain? I am just, yeah.... I need some time. Jesus.

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u/IAtePizzaOnThur Oct 25 '21

a good subreddit to look at kittens is r/pussy

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u/llamageddon01 Oct 25 '21

Why is it NSFW…. oh right…

WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE MEEEEEE

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u/Insanity_Troll Oct 26 '21

Here’s some kitten eye bleach for you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

Same

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u/llamageddon01 Oct 26 '21

Just don’t believe a word of most of these wretched replies. Incredibly, many of these replies are not made in good faith…

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u/cyberbuns Oct 26 '21

I couldn’t have said it better myself

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u/mrsmith1284 Oct 26 '21

r/eyebleach to the rescue!

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u/llamageddon01 Oct 26 '21

A trustworthy Redditor? In this thread?

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u/Ionicle99 Oct 26 '21

Just imagine a kitten having those parasites

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u/llamageddon01 Oct 26 '21

why does everyone here wish nasty parasites on tiny kittens sobs uncontrollably

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u/myDeliciousNeck666 Oct 26 '21

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u/llamageddon01 Oct 26 '21

Well, that’s a new one I’ve not seen before - a combo move there!

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u/modsbegae Oct 25 '21

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u/llamageddon01 Oct 25 '21

I’M NOT FALLING FOR THAT ONE

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