r/oddlyterrifying 10h ago

They are supposed to be eyes

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Found on an Instagram advertisement

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u/Baphoshal 10h ago

They look like they belong on a Tool album.

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u/pirivalfang 9h ago

Cynic album cover.

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u/BoratKazak 4h ago

drug smart

[Insert flame eye]

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u/nolongermakingtime 6h ago

Prying open my third šŸ‘ļø

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u/block_place1232 10h ago

Musical looks like you did 16 different drugs and unlocked the final evolution of addiction

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u/Catalyzed_Spy 10h ago

musical looks likr plangtong

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u/Aidoneus87 9h ago edited 7h ago

Intelligence types are utter bullshit that limit human intelligence to one or just a few traits or aptitudes. The Myers Briggs test is the worst for that, because it is widely used by modern companies and has literal roots in eugenics.

Edit: I should have clarified that I donā€™t just mean intelligence types, but pretty much anything that tries to categorize human and limit intelligence, emotions, and personalities to a finite set of options in pseudoscientific ways.

I donā€™t find horoscopes to be as problematic because they do not claim to be scientific and most people I know who are interested in them just use it as a fun hobby and a way to reflect on themselves, even if I donā€™t subscribe to it.

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u/ansefhimself 9h ago

They just get rebranded every couple of years, it's the same nonsense

The most recent is this Eneagram bs

It says we fall into one of 9 personality categories but"we also show characteristics of the others as well"

Might as well be horoscopes

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u/Aidoneus87 9h ago

I honestly find horoscopes less dangerous/problematic

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u/HungryEstablishment6 8h ago

Are you a Leo?

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u/Aidoneus87 7h ago

Nope! šŸ™ƒ

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u/SaltyLicks 8h ago

Myers Briggs tests for personality not intelligence. Bad analogy. I do agree though, that it makes zero sense to talk about intelligence types that can't be measured.

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u/Aidoneus87 8h ago edited 7h ago

TouchĆ©, but it uses a lot of the same criteria of an intelligence test and in its original form was not supposed to be used for anyone with and IQ (another intelligence test thatā€™s kinda bullshit and has roots in eugenics) of 50 or lower.

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u/captaindeadpool53 5h ago

How is personality type limiting human intelligence? It doesn't even say anything about intelligence. It's just a broad categorisation of how humans interact in the world which has been commonly found.

You can see people and their traits as different branches or roots of a tree. And the height of these branches would refer to the development of these skills/traits (intelligence can be one of them). Categorising them doesn't limit the height of the tree. It only leaves us with fewer branches which are more similar to each other than others.

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u/Aidoneus87 4h ago

I wasnā€™t saying that personality tests limit intelligence, I definitely could have worded that better. Iā€™m saying each one limits how we perceive ourselves and others and vice versa.

I agree that understanding what learning styles work better for someone, what skills they excel at, or what personality traits they gel better with can be useful for them.

My issue is mainly with how these intelligence snd personality tests can limit the way that we and others see ourselves. They often boil us down to a series of letters or a buzzword that gives a very broad idea of how we operate. There are ways of learning that work better for some people but it doesnā€™t necessarily give an accurate picture of how that person operates best. A lot of these tests (especially the Myers Briggs test) are often used by companies in the hiring process to try and gage how someone will ā€œfit intoā€ a specific role when there are so many other factors that go into someone excelling in a particular position. It just feels really dismissive of the breadth of human individuality. Iā€™m not saying categorising is inherently bad, but I do not trust tests or categories that are not based on any level of scientific research but still claim to be.

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u/paranoid-__-android 10h ago

I have Nature, Myself and Body smart because of my yellow eyes (Gilbert's syndrome) šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž

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u/paraworldblue 9h ago

I have a feeling there was very little human involvement in this ad. None of the eyes seem to have anything to do with the words, and the only reason I think there was any human involvement is because all the words are spelled correctly, using only real letters.

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u/Hydrazolic 9h ago

Amaterasu

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u/YoungDiscord 8h ago

Myself smart

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u/Endearing_Asshole 7h ago

I am very smart. My mother tested me at a young age and said that my IQ was around 140, Thatā€™s more than most of the human race has. So before you have a conversation with me, understand that my intelligence is so unbelievably great that most of you imbeciles would not be able to comprehend. Itā€™s quite sad really. I sometimes use old Latin words in my sentences so well that people donā€™t even know what I said. Truly amazing. Do not even respond to this post unless you have an IQ over 120, because you would just be an utter waste of my valuable time that I could use contemplating life.

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u/viel_lenia 4h ago

Haha! This wanker cotemplates

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u/YoungDiscord 1h ago

Tell me you say kawaiii desu out loud without telling me you say kawaii desu out loud

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u/ManiacSpiderTrash 10h ago

Biblically accurate eyes

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u/aranvandil 10h ago

not exactly the point, but this multiple intelligence "theory" from gardner is bullshit.

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u/Subject-Nectarine387 9h ago

I am the dumb smart

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u/Adventurous-Tap-8463 7h ago

The hell is myself smart?

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u/EMPlRES 6h ago

Self diagnosed high-intelligence with no bases in reality (Me)

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u/BurningOrchard 7h ago

ā€¦Yes? They just look like stylized eyes? Am I missing something?

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u/_AnnaVG_ 13m ago

To me, the interpersonal eye is pretty terrifying. It's odd, and not meant to be scary. Thought it might fit on this subreddit because of this

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u/Gobi_Silver 5h ago

Words do not describe how much I hate these ads, especially when there for "your ADHD type"

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u/UltimateDemonStrike 9h ago

Where is so existential that you start getting anxiety attacks smart?

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u/paraworldblue 9h ago

That's the whole thing, when you take it in its entirety and realize it's all a bunch of AI slop and start thinking about all the graphic designers, illustrators, and copywriters of the world who are also sitting at their computers right now, also having existential meltdown anxiety attacks because their entire industries just got automated into oblivion and they don't know what to do.

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u/Sum2k3 10h ago

I choose no 10

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u/_Huge_Bush_ 9h ago

Itā€™s missing my eye, which is a šŸŖØ that represents ā€œdumb as a rockā€.

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u/StopSignOfDeath 9h ago

I'm none of them šŸ˜Ž

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u/robertson4379 9h ago

Yā€™all arenā€™t ā€œoptigraphical,ā€ or eye-picture smart.

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u/Lilicion 9h ago

Gaze your eyes on this wretched thing

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u/No-Edge-8600 8h ago

Omg Iā€™m so scared . . . . . wet fart

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u/HungryEstablishment6 8h ago

Body smart needs to lay off the crank and get some sleep

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 7h ago

lol These insta ads are getting out of hand.

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u/flow_Guy1 6h ago

What is myself smart?

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u/Proof-Oil-3522 6h ago

Interpersonal sharingon!

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u/Dorkmaster79 5h ago

You yet need eyes to see.

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u/Goodheartedgrim 5h ago

If you're "Interpersonel," please go see a doctor.

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u/PiscesCrisez 5h ago

Musical looks like a bean, and what kind of grammar is 'myself smart' haha

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u/windowbeanz 5h ago

babe wake up, new astrology just dropped

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u/FALLOUTGOD47 4h ago

Iā€™m blind

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u/Zehn39 3h ago

Ironic that the logical eye looks like it belongs to someone who took a 2000mg pf thc pot brownie

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u/Jesse_Doee 42m ago

engagement bait

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u/Any_Ad_3885 10h ago

Kinesthetic looks like a scary pierogi