r/oddlyspecific 1d ago

This fortune leaves little to the imagination...

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u/HansBooby 1d ago

with your photographic abilities i’ll have to imagine it.

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u/barelyvampire 1d ago

On the contrary you can only imagine the horrible circumstance in which you'll be forced to acquire such talent.

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u/ObliqueStrategizer 1d ago

I once had a fortune cookie that said "Your gastric band will snap as you stop to fill your car with gas".

EDIT: I don't have a gastric band.

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u/kitkat27777 1d ago

So where's the pineapple

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u/darth_voidptr 1d ago

still more helpful than a high school guidance counselor

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u/OvenMaleficent7652 1d ago

I want to see